G'day, chums.

New account, I wonder if you'll guess who I was?

Why? Because I can. And because my actual NAME was on there, which only encourages the creepies. So from now on, I'll go by the name of Captain Awesome or any other nifty alias you can think of. And if its rude, at least let it be sexy.

So! By some stroke of epic misfortune you've fallen ass first onto my profile page. Feel dirty.

I suppose I should actually write about me hmm? As you know, you're still reading after all.

I'm waaaay too interesting to fit in this tiny box :x a better way to get an idea of who I am is this thing called talking. It's pretty revolutionary technology, so the results may vary! Or, you could read my journal, which contains bollocks a-plenty. But for now, I'll put a few notes down.

For the record, I love whoever I want to love. Interpret that as you will.

Will upload stuff on here at some point, for now basking in the 2-day limit time in which I'm not allowed to post anything. Also, haven't got anything written that has more depth than 'you smell like bum'.

Older stories where on the shoddy side of shite, which is really scraping the barrel. I wanted a fresh start.

I don't bite unless you want me to (: