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Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,

Because their words had forked no lightning they

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright

Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,

And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight

Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,

Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Hey! :)

This is the magical and mysterious NaturesKid! Haha, okay maybe not so mysterious and probably not in any way magical *sobs hysterically into my pillow*.

I enjoy reading FanFiction and discovering the darker aspects of human nature. I will try to get a fic out there, but at the moment my attempts have been fruitless and in vain.

I am an A student in English so if anyone wants any help with beta-ing I would gladly help; I am also excellent at spotting plot holes. I would gladly work on a collaboration piece with someone.

Ten little Death Eaters were merry and fine.

One saw the Emperor's true exterior and that made nine.

A dash of green affirms my little rhyme.

The heavy thud of a falling body muffles the clock's chime.

Nine little Death Eaters are somewhat overweight.

One tried to lose some, gave me His file and that made eight.

Eight little Death Eaters thought they were in heaven

One failed to follow His directives and that made seven

Seven little Death Eaters went for the easy fix

One fell for His 'kissing a Mudblood' act and that made six

Six little Death Eaters felt trapped in His hive

One escaped by cooking His snake and that made five

Five little Death Eaters were feeling rather sour

One crucio-ed his master by mistake and that made four

Four little Death Eaters cast unconscious are thee

One caught pneumonia on the cold wet ground and that made three

Three little Death Eaters shocked from hearing boo

One got punished for his father's errors and that made two

Two little Death Eaters sharing their friendship's fun

One was master to the dark lord's wand and that made one

One little Death Eater in all his pale, blond glory

Will never die

I do not lie

His posh cane lives on in victory.

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On Earth as it is in Heaven by PhotoMunky reviews
...After the crash Audreys fate lies within the left hand of God. Gabriel is beginning to question the orders he's been given and the laws set by the heavenly father.CHAPTER Seven finally up check it out. rated T for a couple of swear words.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Audrey A., Gabriel
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,120 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Pirates & Parselmouths by Safirefly reviews
It's amazing how far back in time seven hours straight of twirling a Time-Turner will take you.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,059 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,756 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
An Untold Beginning by HeatherMichelly reviews
The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
A Fallen Angel by Ludo13 reviews
"I hope you'll at least change your seduction strategies." "What do you mean?" "You know the usual staring –" "The annoying stalking –" "The creepy watching her sleep –" "And the endless refrain of 'I'm a soulless monster. Don't come near me' It does get old after a few decades in your company." "I must be really desperate if I am going to listen to your advice."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,144 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Edward]
Meryton High by MissRaichyl reviews
It's high school. Rumors are spread, feelings are realized, hearts are crushed, and drama unfolds! -All the same characters, set in the time of 2011, set to the same story. A story of the 'Love that Started it All"
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Lovely Ashes by Violet Nightmoth reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,783 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Tom R. Jr., OC]
Batman Begins: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
A shortened version of the hit movie for those who can't be bothered to watch.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Love Stays the Same by daisychains123 reviews
After a confusing letter, two girls are given the chance to change their world, but will they? Then Greyback attacks and they have no choice. Hermione and Ginny are landed in Marauder times, where they find friendship, enemies, and love. HGRL GWSB JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,031 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Beast by scarletnight72 reviews
[Embarrassing old story. Lots of rookie mistakes. It's technically discontinued, but an epilogue has been posted.] Rika was born a werewolf; her very existence is illegal. After being captured by the Ministry, she is taken in by Remus Lupin, who becomes a father figure to her, and his crazy friend Sirius Black. Now she faces new challenges. Will her pride kill her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 149,066 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Remus L., OC
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wouldst Thou Say I Do? by Elysium66 reviews
Hermione never realised that making a deal with the devil meant you had to marry him too. But she soon learns that no good deed goes unpunished... particularly when a Malfoy is involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,690 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Let Me In 2 by Lee Kyle reviews
Picking up immediately after the ending of Let Me In, this novel follows the struggles and joys of Abby and Owen as they attempt to survive Abby's condition and the pursuit of a relentless FBI agent.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,469 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Owen, Abby - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Fateful Temptation by Write1more reviews
What happens when our favorite Heroine turns rouge? What happens when Voldermort sets his sights on the famous Hermione Granger. Will light win over darkness? Or will the powerful Dark lord triumph and get what he wants? Set during the 6th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Time Turners and Hippogriffs by Ikuni Hattori reviews
DISCONTINUED/GETTING A REWRITE AU Terrible things happen to witches who mess with Time. Hermione gets dusted with the Sands of Time and is sent back fifty-something years into the past. FIRST CHAPTER OF REMAKE IS UP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 32,596 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Betrothed (Editing) by Z0E reviews
Its about a girl who turns 17 and is in for a shocker! Excerpt: I screamed. He silenced me with a feverish kiss. This couldn't be happening to me! After what seemed like forever he let go of me and I smiled saying "he will find you. And he will kill you" M Rated just because of the last chapter. Otherwise T! Don't want fanfic to take down anymore stories of mine!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 125,975 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Too Cruel For School by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
Closed due to a series of Death Eater attacks, Hogwarts is no longer open for Hermione's final year. Unwilling to abandon her studies, she returns to her old boarding school only to find there is a mysterious new boy by the name of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,464 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Just Blame the Thestrals by wiratomkinder reviews
While on their quest to save Sirius Black, the thestrals take a certain group of young wizards to a very corrupt city instead. The Order is concerned, the Death eaters are confused, and Gotham's best and worst are going to have a very interesting time. [caveat: old fic, kept up for posterity, unlikely to be updated.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Joker
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6392 - Favs: 9,958 - Follows: 8,208 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pranking of Severus Snape by galleons reviews
For his own good, the staff of Hogwarts and assorted acquaintances attempt to save Professor Snape, despite the fact he will...perhaps the measures are a tad drastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Severus S.
All About The Secrets by Aeris1172 reviews
"Ha! They would never know his coy disappearance was to follow Hermione - he was far too stealthy." - DMHG; It's Christmas break - things are going to get crazy. Can be read as standalone OR sequel. UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Fix You by AllyDLV reviews
Sequel to Shattered. After Bella turns, Damon takes her under his wing, and teaches her to embrace her new life. Her shattered heart has mended, but is it ready to open up again?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,623 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
A Year of Ghosts and Magic by PhoenixTamashii reviews
When an 'accident' leaves a 10 year old Danny orphaned he is sent to England and weird things start happening all around him. So much for his aunt and uncle hoping he was normal. BEING REWRITTEN NEW VERSION IS UP (very sorry for the wait)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Danny F.
Perception by real-placebo-effect reviews
HBP/DH noncomp She is, quite possibly, the worst candidate to ever be chosen to prevent the rise of Lord Voldemort. But, Blessed by Fate, this is the task she's been set and she tolerates nothing but success. By any means necessary. "Trust me, Tom..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Familiar Ground by balmorhea reviews
AU. The summer after Harry's sixth year, a freak accident allows Harry a chance to know the family he never had. Like all good things, a seemingly ordinary, Death-Eater-free life comes with its price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Silver and Gold Lining by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She was everyone's golden girl. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. However, people weren't always as they appeared on the outside, especially when you had to consider ancient Nordic lore, Veelas, and romance. Dramione .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,726 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Classics by purplerainn2012 reviews
Bucket list. A list of things to do before one kicks the bucket. Hermione and her old friend from America decide to complete the list they made years ago. Although she was sure "run into Draco Malfoy" wasn't on the list. Or invite him along. PostWar. HGDM Rated M for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
Immortal Games by Orange Acrylic Paint reviews
Albus, Harry, and Voldemort are really immortals who like to be amused, thus the creation of Voldemort's reign of evil and Albus, along with Harry, make it a game to collect followers to try and stop him. After the war they move to Forks, wanting to relax
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Jasper
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Elementals by Neteri Draconis reviews
Alexis Brandon made a wish upon the Northern Star to be part of the story of Harry Potter. Seconds later, she and her family died in a car crash. Now, she has been sent to an alternate universe to protect Harry Potter and his friends. Secrets will be uncovered, and ancient prophecies will come true! There's never a normal year at Hogwarts, is there? IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., OC
Last Moments by Comix and Co reviews
A one-shot, written three times from my disorganisation. Voldemort can not believe it when he finds out he's finally killed his nemesis Harry Potter, and thus has a panic attack. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Secretly, Yours by Brutality reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The King of Slytherin Volume IV: Finale by watercave reviews
You all know the story of Harry Potter being the chosen one to end Lord Voldemort's reign. But nobody knew that he wasn't the one the prophecy referred to. And the real chosen one was willing to do everything that was required to bring down the Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,721 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Katherine - Complete
Let's Mess Up The World! by TheDarkestMelody reviews
Harry Potter didn't learn the path to the Hogwarts Express from the Weasleys, it was a rather off girl with a menacing owl and no idea what her name is suppose to be. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., OC
Of Mary Sues and Mind Slavery by Kittenn1011 reviews
A dark force is working within Hogwarts in the form of a deluded teenage vampire. Now it's up to the most mismatched group in Hogwarts history to save it from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. This is the real story of the legendarily bad fanfiction, My Immortal. (Warning for occasional crude language, semi-sexual situations, making light of self-harm, and Enoby's presence).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Remus L., Severus S., Voldemort, OC
Iron and Kevlar by Dances With Monkeys reviews
Two men. Two friends. Two billionaires. Two orphans. Two 'heroes.' Two completely different ways of trying to make the world a better place. These are random one-shots involving our favorite billionaires.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/12/2010
Bruce Wayne: Dawn Of The Bat by DreadLock Mad Master reviews
"It's not who I am, but what I do, that defines me..."- Rachel: "Bruce?" -"Well, who'd you'd think it would be, woman?" -"Umm..." -"Forget it, gotta save Gotham!" -"Wait! Alfred?" Batman turned: "Are you serious?"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
if you cant beat them join them by eddie280392 reviews
harry joins voldemort, just to be shot of ron and hermione and dumbledore, he come into heratage and has a new mate, hogwarts is attack and the list goes on. will be harry/draco in later chapters, rated M to be on the safe side. please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Betrayal, Discovery, Family by mysterygirl220 reviews
Harry overhears a conversation that changes his world forever. His whole life was a lie, and runs to the man you least expect. Secrets unvield and family found. What will him and his family do to get revenge? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The list by PlotGoggles reviews
Hermione runs away during the war. And guess who is going to find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Full of Grace by skydancer2ooo reviews
Hermione escapes to her mother's hometown of Forks but as fast as she runs she can't escape her memories. Also will her presence destroy a family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Hermione G., Edward
To Give the Devil His Due by Blue Wonderland reviews
Time has passed. Souls have grown weary. The war is still raging on against Voldemort. Death and distrust are their only companions in this new world, in this new order. But hope glimmers. Hermione must trust Malfoy with her life for any chance of survival. Is this change or is it the moment Voldemort and his Death Eaters have been waiting for? A chance to put out the Light?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,964 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unintended Events by fanfictionfan9503 reviews
During the final battle Harry is killed, along with the rest of the order. Being the last one standing Hermione is hit with several different curses at once, sending her into another world where a war is only beginning...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Legolas
Harry Potter and the Life He Never Had by Lytnyng Stryke reviews
Jo's books never happened. What if Harry had met Hermione, not Ron, that day on the Hogwarts Express? First fanfic. Fame it or shame it, I could care less. All I care about is that people are R&R. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Torn by allthatglittersnstuff reviews
Tavington takes Benjamin's eldest daughter, Elizabeth yeah not Margaret... hostage.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/25/2006
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Dancing With Time by Not Enough Answers reviews
Sequel to "An Exquisite Pain". She dared to hope that everything would turn out all right. But she hadn't foreseen the long-term effects of being a time traveller, or what exactly a certain Dark wizard would do in his quest for power...Tom Riddle/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,000 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
A Taylena Story by LoveTheWayYouLie reviews
Romance, tension, Taylor lautner, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus... plenty more. JEMI , TAYLENA , NILEY
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011
100 Visits to Insanity Challenge by LaTashaMalfoy reviews
100 drabbles or one-shots of 50 words or more for the following themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012
Skinny Love by katherinepetrova97 reviews
Settles in Harry's sixth year. The golden trio is looking forward to a calm school year but what if a certain vampire comes to Hogwarts with the task to protect Harry Potter. Not an easy task for Katherine Pierce. Kat/Harry but also a bit Kat/Damon
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P., Katherine
Alice in Hogwarts by Watching Happiness Burn reviews
Alice is a witch, but since she's been in Underland the ministry couldn't find her. She and Tarrant go topside to visit her mother and she is grabbed and taken to Hogwarts. Kinda OOC and sorta AU depending on how you look at it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Alice K.
Heads and Tails by Yemi Hikari reviews
AU... This is a fanfic making humor about the Draco/Hermione fanfics that use the Head dorms and Head positions to get together. That was one of my favorite cliques when done right. Well... sort of as it is actually satirizing the clique more then anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The AntiFanfiction of My Immortal by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire reviews
Yes, 'anti-fanfiction'. I'm not a fan per se, but I thought it would be fun to insert a normal character into the twisted 'goffik' realm. Hold on to your brain cells, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Tara Gillesbie's Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
Love Doesn't Exist by riboflavinB2 reviews
Harry didn't realize Voldemort had created one, last Horcrux. That last Horcrux was Felicity Tylers. Now Voldemort must go to any lengths to keep her safe, and to keep himself alive. But she just may be the death of him. TRxOC. Set after books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Odd One Out by BlueEyesBurning reviews
Bella is Richard and Mason Lockwood's younger sister, when Edward leaves, and Richard is pronounced dead, Bella has to swallow her grief and guilt and put on her big girl pants to revisit the town she never wanted to see again. Full sumary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,903 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
The Pureblood by Kwirky Kira reviews
Snape recieves a gift from Voldermort for being so loyal, but he struggles when he realises the gift is a young witch that is given as a wife and child bearer. Snape still heartbroken over lilys death has to emerge from his solitude and accept the gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,749 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Severus S., OC
There's a hole in the world by LeaJailbird reviews
Fitting in at Hogwarts is not easy, especially not when the only person you trust is the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. How is young Ruby gonna handle the fact that her friend from school wanna meet her family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010
She Loves the Rain by Tom the Riddle reviews
AU. During a battle, Hermione Granger is sent back to 1944. And who should she encounter there? Why, Tom Riddle, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Several up for Adoption by Ahmira Zaraelys
A listing of several stories up for adoption, please take a look and take over one of these stories-Credit to those who do and a post on my story to divert readers to the new author. PM me
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 720 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Sessions with Madness by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hobbits and Weasels by hobbitsarehairy reviews
Gandalf the White visits an "old friend" in the Wizarding World and decides to bring along Frodo, Merry and Pippin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Albus D., Gandalf
Shattered by AllyDLV reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,444 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Vampire by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
The Cullens are surprised when a strange man comes and asks them to join a certain Order, enroll in a certain school and help protect a certain boy! The Cullens are in Hogwarts! Post BD, during OoTP. Canon couples.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,407 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Clockwork and Venom by Deathofme reviews
There are three cells in the basement of Blackgate, the highest security ward in the prison. One holds the terrorist, Bane, and the other holds the madman who calls himself Scarecrow. The third cell is empty. Everything changes when the last inmate arrives. Rules are made to be broken. post-TDKR
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,402 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bane, J. Crane
Magic in Forks by Nala Moon reviews
Hermione is sent away for her own safety when her family is murdered by escaped Death Eaters. Why are there only four Slytherins with her and why is she now calling them family? What curse is she plagued with and just who are the curious vampires?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Hermione G., Edward
Magic by MandyJane reviews
The Next Generation - who are they? What are they like, who are they like, how do they grow? Are they apart or together? Beautiful or ugly? Strong or weak? Or are they just teenagers with famous names, muddling through like everyone else in the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 53,289 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
Don't Get Your Fangs in a Twist by half of Twin reviews
Sup! This is the spin off of my story Truth or Dare, Vampified. So You need to read that first to understand what I'm talking about and how I'm torturing th HON cast
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011
Outrunning the Past by Castiel Salvatore reviews
Nobody can save her. She knows that now. But the more time she spends with the Salvatore's, the deeper she slips into a world where love seems to be able to conquer all. But he's found her again, making her realize the truth that sometimes...it doesn't.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,359 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Damon, Stefan
You Should Have Met Me in 1864 by shnook35 reviews
Set after season 3, What if, after a spell gone wrong, Elena is sent back to 1864 in the middle of the Stefan/Katherine/Damon love triangle? Will she fall in love with Stefan all over again or choose the other brother. Full summary in first chapter.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,697 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Tips for Fleeing Death Eathers and Staying Alive by AnimeFanBree reviews
Sequel to "88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience." The Ministry has been taken over by Voldemort and his goons. If you're on the list of undesirables, and not looking for horcruxs, these might help you. Or just amuse you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Time Will Tell by NY GE Pyromaniac reviews
She never knew what lay ahead of her... The answer lay behind her. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE Tom Riddle Jr. x OC give it a chance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,164 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Another time, Another place by FizzyPop's'n'FlipFlops reviews
An argument in another time, two rival schools, two rival families, A love story you'll never forget . Romeo and Juliet has been done so many times but this is something new.TEENAGE ROMANCE. Reposted on new account that's why I have no reviews! New account is on first chapter.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,165 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
Waited by Crazylanie93 reviews
Set during DKR. They all thought he was gone. They didn't ever bother to look for him. They figured he had left. They were Wrong. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Joker, Bane - Complete
His Vampire Heart by LiveBreatheVampires reviews
Humans are taken as Vampire's blood companions. When Elena Gilbert is taken away to Damon Salvatore, she knew that her life would change forever. But Will it change to better or worse? Got inspired from book 6 of tvd, Shadow Souls. Please read and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,062 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Deepest Secret by drippingredrose13 reviews
Two Slytherins, both cold as ice have a plan to change the wizarding world forever. But emotions do tend to screw up even the best laid plans. One of those crappy summary, good story deals, I promise! Don't own harry potter... yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,995 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Unconditional by Gelasia Kidd reviews
"Everyone deserves a little kindness, even the darkest of us."When the Voldemort and his followers find a strange muggle girl who seems to know everything about them, how will they handle the unconditional kindness."Every soul has a spark of light in it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Voldemort, OC
Violet Granger Snape by CrimsonWillow reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts with a little girl on her tail. Severus finds out it's his daughter and does everything within his power to be there for his little girl but ends up falling in love with Hermione at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Doubling Up by Amara Anon reviews
"You'll be in a padded cell forever," he'd said. "Maybe we could share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds," the Joker had replied. Oh how those words had come back to haunt him... Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Flip City by Mignun reviews
Scarecrow and the Joker just want to play judge. Jonathan argues over a coinflip. Humor. Slight TDKR spoilers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Mind Over Matter: Joker Crashes Party by PsychoSweetHeart reviews
My take on what I thought was going throught the Joker's head when he crashed Brucie's party in TDK! There's quite a bit of Rachel bashing so if you're a particular fan of hers don't read this! Crackfic! Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Lux by sunANDdust reviews
Sic luceat lux. So shines the light. I will not allow that God abandons his children. He had failed to tame my brother Lucifer, the bringer of light, and he will fail to tame me, Lux, because I am the light. suckATshortSUMMARIES,betterONEinside pls r&r
Legion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011
Harry Pevensie, Prince of Narnia by Wingdance reviews
Harry was taken in as a baby by Susan Pevensie, Queen of Narnia. Now, at eleven years old, it is time for him to begin attending Hogwarts. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,269 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie
Life After Death by the potter family reviews
The story of Lily and James...after they die. These proud parents encounter old friends as they die too, as well as looking over Harry as he grows up. What will they think of his decisions? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,689 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Alphabet of Gotham by Hawki reviews
Poem: Let's face it-even after everything Batman's done, Gotham's still a messed up city. Don't believe me? Let me use the alphabet to show you.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Mending The Hardest Of Hearts by onelife01 reviews
She's leaving. When Hermione flies to America to escape from her loss, she will have to learn the greatest lesson of her life. Because everyone knows that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Eric N.
Bruce Wayne Begins by DreadLock Mad Master reviews
"Why bats, Master Bruce?"- "Because bats frighten me. This time my enemies will share my dread." Bruce hurled the batarang at the wall... the wall snapping it in two -"I think It's time I start tending to that tea now..."- "Dang it!I SPENT 3HRS ON THAT!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
Fear by Punishershadow reviews
A short little one-shot drabble, in which Voldemort discovers that he's -not- the scariest of them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Voldemort, Davy Jones - Complete
Runaway Swan by MilkyStars reviews
Maybe Bella wasn't a fragile human. Maybe she left before Edward did. Maybe she's not what you seem. Maybe she has a secret of her own. Maybe she's a Runaway Swan. Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Bella
The Best Laid Plans of Lord Voldemort by Project Dark Overlord reviews
Even the best laid plans can fail as Voldemort discovers during his rebirthing. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Dangerous Beauty by Arya Lane reviews
Beauty? Check. Twin brother? Check. Insatiable thirst for revenge? Double check. Enter Elle Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Albus S. P., OC
The Witches' Tales by warrior-of-water reviews
When Alex Russo goes to Hogwarts she expects seven normal year, but as time passes she finds out everything is not what it seems. She has her best friend, Hermione, to thank for the adventure. Currently on first year. On Haitus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Hermione G., Alex R.
The New Member of the Order by prophetofgreed reviews
When rumors of a powerful ghost forces the Order of the Phoenix to investigate, Danny is caught in the middle of a magical war in Britian. Sequel is now up, it is called "The Ghostly Auror!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,098 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Courage and Insubordination by Kimmeth reviews
Two things were required to defeat Voldemort. Courage and insubordination. An alternative unfolding of book seven…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 190,351 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Superman Batman: Dark Knight of the Soul by Larbo reviews
Sequel to Superman Returns II: Men of Steel and to The Dark Knight. Gotham calls on Superman to help solve its fugitive Batman problem, setting in motion a collision between the two worlds that will change the lives of everyone involved forever.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Starlight by She's a Riot reviews
Bella actually Ariabella Malfoy is forced into hiding after her presence at the ministry permenantly marks her as a blood traitor and she becomes second only to Harry on Voldemort's most wanted list. She flee's to Forks where she is...cannon/OOC/AU R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,936 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - OC, Edward
Dominum by DominumKitten reviews
For years Kathrine has lived a controlling and sadistic life, overpowering everyone around her, being in charge is all she knows. A certain Original is set to change that, and make Katerina his slave... Mild S&M. Canon. Katherine x Klaus
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Katherine, Klaus - Complete
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Finding Cedric by Spiralling-Down reviews
Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are shocked to receive a letter from Professor McGonagall, which tells them simply that Cedric Diggory has returned. How can they restore Edward Cullen to his pre-vampire self? Warning: Not for Twilight fans, unless you can take a joke!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Piece in Their Games by StarkidChelsea reviews
Hermione is fleeing from Snatchers with Harry and Ron when she stumbles and is transported to a world unlike her own. She finds herself in Panem, the home of the Hunger Games. She is mistaken for a volunteer... May the odds be ever in her favour.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Hermione G.
The Club by mbus55 reviews
Faramir starts a club, which he invites several people to join. Unaware of the craziness in store for them they come, and realize that their friend Faramir might be a little insane. Warning, this is a humor story, it is in no way serious. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
The List by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione has a list of 20 things to do & only 6 months to do them. She asks a group of former Slytherins, called 'The Vipers' to help her with her tasks, but she should know that with a den of snakes, nothing is free, for one always has to pay the piper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,066 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Really Random Story by Ela Black reviews
So, as the title says, it's a random story my friend and I made when we were bored. We was going to bed, but made a totally weird story instead. I hope you like it! Warning: REALLY RANDOM!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Fellowship Game Night by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. The Fellowship all gather in Rivendell for their monthly game night, but there's a reason no one wanted to invite Gandalf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Can You See a Pattern Here? by LikeIdTellU reviews
A girl falls in Middle Earth with no weapons experience and survives. Are you kidding me? Here are some more likely scenarios.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
For The Second Time That Night by footshooter reviews
...The Joker found himself being beaten up by Batman. And this time, he hadn't even *done* anything. Pretty much a crackfic. I put it T coz I don't even know when I'm swearing anymore. I mighta done. Who knows? It's like swearword lottery.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Chat Room Full of Wizards by fantasygeek101 reviews
Harry and his friends, on-line in a chat room. The ups and downs of internet relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P.
Human by Rosaliebyrd13 reviews
"Rage rage against the dying of the light." Isabella has raged against the dying of the light. But now she is tired,and back in Forks, Washington, trying to figure out her life. There she meets Edward, who needs reminding of what Humanity is. Discontinued and reworked as "What We are"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Bella
Another time, Another place by FizzyPop's'n'FlipFlops.x reviews
An argument in another time, two rival schools, two rival families, A timeless love story you'll never forget . Romeo and Juliet has been done so many times but this is something new. COMPLETE
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,496 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
Unescapable Connections by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
When Lord Voldemort attempts to uncover the mysteries behind his connection to Harry, the result is more catastrophic than either could imagine. However, both must learn to cope or face the consequences. For the Body Switch Challenge. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Good, Not Good At All by Virodeil
For B2MeM 2012 Day 4. The mis adventures of an ordinary teenage girl in Middle-earth, from the beginning until… well, until the end, that is. *Warning: totally crack-fic and AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Bella the Witch Edward the Vampire by KIRAKASHA reviews
Bella Swan was pulled from Hogwarts by her mother for her safety before her 7th year. She now lives in Forks with her father where she meets Edward Cullen, who she suspects is harboring a secret just as big as her own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Bella
My Immortal: A Rewrite by KrazyLittleMe
A rewrite inspired by Tara's infamous fanfiction my Immortal and the story of Ebony: a 17 year old girl who faces your not-so average problems in the school Hogwarts. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
Nature vs Nurture by T.E.D.S reviews
Late August 1982, a baby girl is born in Azkaban. She is placed with her closest relatives. Is blood really thicker than water? Will Andromeda truly replace Bellatrix in the girl's life? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
TWILIGHTVAMPIRE DIARIES CHAT ! by GoInOneDirection reviews
a spoof of the Vampire Diaries and Twilight characters if the ever entered a chatroom together.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009
52 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy by TheDarkLindsey reviews
How to annoy our favorite Death Eater
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Confessions of a Serial Dater by Dragonclaw11 reviews
For some reason he can't explain, Sirius Black owns a diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sirius B., Marauders
My Choice by Lizzybeta reviews
Bree wasn't stupid. She knew Riley was lying and she didn't want to fight. She just wanted to find Diego and meet up with Fred. Makes more sense if you have read Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. She meets the Cullens, will she stay or go. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,891 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Bree - Complete
Forever Young by Don'tstopDANCING reviews
What if Damon met Elena first? It would be an epic romance, right? There's only one problem, Elena's only five. While Damon's there, something goes wrong which causes Elena to accidently turn into a half vampire. What will happen when Klaus hears of this?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Birthday by The Foreseer of Avalon reviews
Harry sent Voldemort a present...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lucifer by cece1090 reviews
They say that darkness and light can't coexist.Isabella Swan realizes just how dark her true nature is four months after the Cullens leave. You can only cage the beast within for so long before it gets angry, before it tears its way out. Dark.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,875 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Flight of Death by fallenfaeangel reviews
Azrael is Death and is assigned to deal with Voldemort's killing streak. Things spiral out of control once she is exposed, for only Death can love such evil. Voldemort/OC Rating will likely go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Voldemort, OC
Isabella Salvatore by CoffeeIntoCode reviews
What if Bella lied to Edward? What if she was not really human? She is the younger sister of Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Problem...they think she is dead. What happens when they discover she is not only alive but best friends with Katherine? set in new mn
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Pride and Prejudice and High School by 2950638 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl beginning her senior year at Longbourn High School must be in want of a boyfriend. And the chaos begins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Academy of Witches by Wilona Riva reviews
Jack's cousin and his wife were cruelly murdered while trying to defend their one-year old son, Harry. The Dursleys want nothing to do with the child, so Jack goes to London and adopts the boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 70,922 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
What Happens When Two Worlds Collide by rainbowcapillaries reviews
After the war, Hermione wants to go to a Muggle university. She drags along a reluctant Ron and a resigned Harry to an Open Day. But what happens when the trio meet a wannabe vampire,an anthropomorphic dog, and a creepy reincarnation of Cedric Diggory?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Robert Pattinson kills himself by brandi3981 reviews
Cedric Diggory vs Edward Cullen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cedric D., Edward - Complete
Irritant by footshooter reviews
Crackfic. The Joker tries to wind up Batman. Bruce manages to wind up the Joker. Swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Bound by Odin's Prayer reviews
Sookie has rejected Bill and Eric, saying she doesn't want to hurt them any further. A visit to Fangtasia and an attempt at hiding gone wrong forces her to understand and accept something her heart tells her as true, that she and Eric really are bound.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,440 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
My Little Mudblood by Beauty queen of only eighteen reviews
He uses the wand to push back a lock of brown hair, tuck it behind an hear and letting a cruel smile curl his mouth. "My filthy little mudblood. Isn't that right? Haven't you done filthy things for me, Hermione?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
To Adopt a Boy by 5imbA reviews
AU. What if Tom Riddle Jr. had an Aunt? What if Tom Riddle Sr. wasn't a complete jerk? What if all Tom needed was a little love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Spirit Revived by Firestorm Runner reviews
I never wanted to be different, nor did I ever want to be great. I wanted normalcy in my life, something I'd be content with. Yet, here I am before you with an unknown destiny. I suppose, as the saying goes, you can't always get what you want Pre-Destined
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Her Fairy Tale by Idawrites reviews
Night after night she waited, while the walls were crying silently around her, dark tears running down cold walls. She wondered; perhaps the walls weren't crying, perhaps they were bleeding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Biscuits by rainbowcapillaries reviews
John gets pulled along on one of Sherlock's more ordinary plans- to buy some custard creams.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I am Lupin: Year 1 by MelpomeneMuse reviews
Sequel to I am Lupin: Prologue. Remus Lupin begins his first year at Hogwarts and the Marauders are formed. Various pranks are pulled and Remus tries to juggle lycanthropy with his studies with varying degrees of success. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,082 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Remus L., Marauders
Vedervi Tutti All'Inferno by Sarahgotbored reviews
'See You All In Hell' - Renaissance Italy. The story of the brothers whose relationship was manipulated and broken by one woman. Katherine. Based on books, NOT the TV series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Stefan, Damon
MarySues Anonymous by HermyCantDraw reviews
Some Mary-Sues join an anonymous group! Let me know if you have ideas for any.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012
Vampire Paradise by ReadingChipmonk reviews
The Vampire Diaries and Twiglight cast are stuck on an island. Will they get along? Will they be able to work together to get off the island? My sister and I worked together on this story. Oh yeah, a crazy pirate comes into it later on.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011
Demon Child by TiffyLee reviews
Bella is a quiet mysterious girl, and the Cullens know that there is something completely strange about her. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011
Open Therapy by TiffyLee reviews
Jasper ends up in open therapy. Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jasper
I Love You by vampireangelxx reviews
Elena realizes she loves Damon. She knows that Damon will always protect her, and always love her. Stefan will never understand her, the way Damon does. She needs Damon more than ever before. He'll save her from the dark things that cross their way.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Elena, Damon - Complete
A New Begining by Sammi04 reviews
Elena wants to turn, but will Damon agree. I suck at titles and summary's just read it please! From the tv series and parts from the book!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Damon, Elena
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Born Again by Bendo reviews
Sam has a troubled past, a past that no 20 year old should have. In a car ride with her family she will discover herself and her faith to heal her heart and end the hell she has been living.
Legion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012
Break the Rules by Flame Within Ice reviews
Fred and George find a mysterious book called The Inofficial Rulebook of Hogwarts and go around breaking every single rule. What fun! Crosses over into several different books and movies.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P.
Love On The Battle Floor by Corrinne10 reviews
Edward leaves, and Bella can finally go back to Hogwarts! But as a pureblood raised to value people, will she be shunned by classmates? Will she find a new love with Harry or Draco? And what happens when the Cullens come to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Bella
Forbidden: Violet's Side by imagination57 reviews
Two of the best fighters in the realm of Angels and Vampires are put together, but the catch is: they hate each other. Written by iluvedward4ever and imagnation57.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009
Forbidden: Alexander's Side by iluvedward4ever reviews
Two of the best fighters in the realm of Angels and Vampires are partnered together, but the catch is: they hate eachother. Written by iluvedward4ever and imagination57
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,110 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4492 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eternal Damnation by Nat Moore reviews
dont know what to put as a summary, read if you like morbid stuff, this is full of it. review if you like but no flames please
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Shakespearean Tradgedy by Haxelle
This is what happens when an unstoppable object meets and immovable object - A SHAKESPEAREAN TRDGEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Voldemort, OC
Love, Life, & Promises by Shining Ruby reviews
Hermione Granger was Bella Swan for a year and sent to forks for her protection. *FULL SUMMARY INSIDE*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Edward
Who Ya Gonna Call? by marietsy2 reviews
A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
Uncle by Paintmesilver reviews
Harry and Hermione get a surprise when they arrive at the airport when visiting Hermiones Uncle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Veil by NadiaKrum reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange makes a realization during the final battle of Hogwarts. She then proceeds to fall through the veil in the Dept. of Myst. But where does it lead? Full summary and details inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
The Lost Twins by KaelynMarieSalvatore reviews
Harry Potter and his twin sister Arabella Potter have to learn to get to know each other and trust each other for the first time ever since they were split up as a babies. Can they get along? And will Harry want to be siblings with a snake?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Bella
Unwanted by Penguinavations reviews
Bella was left at St. Mungo's Orphanage right after she was born. She has spent her whole life there, and is seen as a freak. She's part human, part metamoephagus, part vampire, and part werewolf. But what will happen when she falls in love with a human?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
Breaking Boundaries by lovely complexities reviews
TR/OC When a girl is unwittingly dragged into a battle between the D.A. & the Death Eaters, she stumbles upon something that sends her to the 1940s Hogwarts. There she discovers things such as the secrets of her Wizarding family & the Dark Lord's weakness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Year 3: The Querent Quest by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
The Order of Merlin, Year 3. Scorpius Malfoy is now in his third year of Hogwarts and has disproven any myth that he's like his father. For one thing, he is in Ravenclaw and also friends with Albus Potter. But maybe there is one relative he is similar to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,176 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Loss and Gain of Time by Lanelle reviews
For the last ten years strangers have learned and moved through Middle earth though not seen for what they are. As the confrontation with Mordor draws near they must make a choice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/28/2011
How it should have ended by fredandgeorge97 reviews
How Twilight should have ended based off of Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
They Don't Understand by dest-unknown reviews
"She tried to tell them. Why won't they believe her?" One girl's fall from grace into the Dark Lord's clutches. AU. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by TeenySweeney
Just a little experiment I guess. Rated M for stuff that will undoubtedly happen later. Violence, sex, etc. It won't be everyone's cuppa tea, it's a bit weird but eh, I thought I'd give it a shot. Note: I wont be able to update too regularly.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Joker, Sweeney T.
Watch Out For Nargles by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
Will you go out with me? Check yes or no "I'm not eleven. Ask me like you mean it." Written for a Druna challenge. Draco freaks out when he starts to notice Loony Lovegood. Then, there's a dream, and detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
To Heal the Broken Scar by chromate reviews
The sound of their unsteady footsteps reached the ears of Luna Lovegood like a requiem. A story of Luna as prisoner in the Malfoy Manor. Rated M for swear words and attempted rape scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Manipulation: Part Two by Nerys reviews
A new start, a new beginning; but do people really change? Having won everything there was to win, Harry made his choice. Now, the entire world will have to deal with that choice. HJG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,809 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Welcome to Floor 13 by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Really random one-shot I just felt like writing...Harry and Sweeney get stuck in a really creepy, small elevator together. Lots of weird randomness...but hopefully it's pretty funny : some language and of course violence Sweeney Todd after all ENJOY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Sweeney T.
Nazi Zombie Chickens by Lee Kyle reviews
At the evil Nazi fortress, Abby and Owen discover more than they were bargaining for.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Owen, Abby - Complete
Voldemort's Lament by PurifiedDrinkingWater reviews
Everyone's favorite villain in counciling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by loveisforfairytales reviews
While Luna slept, Draco cried. Slightly non-canon, during DH. DM/LL Prompt 2 of 3 for the October 2011 Prompt Exchange with Waetoriya.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Silence by mortenavida reviews
Dudley met her when she was a waitress at the pub he and Piers frequented. Eight years after they meet, they're happily married with two children. One owl interrupts their happy marriage, exposing secrets for both of them. Dudley/Daphne fest piece
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dudley D., Daphne G. - Complete
Voldemort gets to know Twighlight by ercamodamaj reviews
Voldemort is having a meeting when a weird noise is heard outside. You can probably guess who he meets.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011
Splitting Souls by Sia the alchemist reviews
Voldemort might have found himself a protégé, but he'll have to tame her first. Featurung my OC Sia and her interactions with the Dark Lord, but it's not a 'pairing' nor is it a dark torture fic WARNING: curse words used. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Voldemort, OC
Return To The Past by TwinVamps reviews
After escasping the deathly fight between the Golden Eyes and the Newborns, Bree Tanner returns to Forks, Washington to make sure vengence was carried out for Diego, but what happens when she falls for the one that she shouldn't. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bree, Seth
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
My Last Days In New York by AlexandraRusso1 reviews
Teresa Alex's mom finds out how horrible Alex is at school and decides to send her to boarding school in her Grandma's town. Meaning NO magic. Alex has to convince her mother not to let her go before summer holidays finish. can she do it?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
Harry Potter and the Order of Chaos by centreoftheselights reviews
Four years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry, Hermione and Draco enter their fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Voldemort's Fantabulous Vacation by buttery power reviews
Just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Voldemort
Is it justified once judged? by The cursed child reviews
It is Hermione that confronts Draco about his mission, but during that conversation, she betrays everyone. What causes her to betray her friends and teachers, and is her betrayal even that, or is she making uncertainties certain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When She Smiles by AwesomePossumSlytherin reviews
It seems that every time Hermione is upset the twins are beside her to cheer her up- Whether she wants them there or not. Fred/Hermione/George Friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by cloudwalk
His past is not a past one would wish on anybody. Yet it is his, and he must live with it, somehow. And so must she, for he is hers now, and she is his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord Rises Again by TheG0dDameB0ss reviews
What happens if Voldemort had one horcrux left? What will happen? R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
You Can't Go Home Again by aelfwyne
The memories and experiences of a new Hogwarts teacher who was a former student
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011
Twinkie Treachery by Let The Foxx Fly reviews
There's one lesson we can all learn from this: never mess with a man when he is going through Twinkie withdrawals.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
To Divide Is To Multiply by Yukirei reviews
Multiple Jacks trapped in Hogsmeade. "If by your supposing, whoever this hallucination belongs to can make barrels of firewhiskey appear at whim, then seeing that we don't have any of it now despite all of you wanting some, makes none of you real, aye?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Twist of Time by MoonlitSky321 reviews
AU. "I think..." he swallowed, his hand running through his messy, black hair. "I think that we have accidentally traveled to the past. You know, to the year 1997." She gaped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,716 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How It Could Have Been by inecstacy reviews
What would have happened if Merope Gaunt did not die after giving birth to Tom? What would have happened if Tom Riddle Jr. grew up with a loving mother and perhaps even a family? Would You-Know-Who and subsequently the wizarding world ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr.
House of Night The Werewolf Version by sweettypie reviews
this is a house of night my version, but it has vampires and werewolves! i added alttle of twilight but it is not alot to become a crossover.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Is That a House Elf? by Arachnid IV reviews
No, indeed it is not, dear Lucius.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Gollum - Complete
A More Pleasant State of Mind by Beersmoo reviews
Smiles, and frowns. Joy and Anger. Laughter and tears. It all fades into silence. At this point, it doesn't matter because at the end, what's left is barely enough to survive. Bring me back from the brink and I promise I'll be with you. Until the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The UnDead May Be With Us by StarDuchess reviews
Voldemort has won and unloosed the undead on the population. Hermione is on the run and finds her old nemesis. But will he remain her enemy? - Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illness by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Lydia, Jane, and Elizabeth are sick. How do their respective husbands react to their illnesses? FLUFFY ONESHOT
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Underworld: Reunion by FringeDivision2008 reviews
A Century after she woke from human captivity, Selene goes on a hunt for those who murdered her mate. How a century later she finds that Lycans and Vampires may be at peace in the Old World. Will she remain a Death Dealer or find a new life?
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
BLOODlight by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Bella Black and Bella Swan - one's a sadistic seventh-year Slytherin, the other's a 'normal' and adorably clumsy teenage hormone-heap. What happens when they suddenly swap lives? Well, a bloodbath in Forks, to start with... Violent, bloody fun!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Haunted House by Firestorm Runner reviews
I absolutely hated haunted houses. So tell me again why I was here?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Draco's Halloween by Jade.Parchment reviews
"I'm serious Greengrass you're different from other girls you-you..." He seemed to be struggling for words so I helped him out slightly whether it was what he wanted to say or not. "-Don't let big, scary seventh years steal the bench I'm sitting on?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Damaged Goods by Don'tstopDANCING reviews
After her parents death, Elena went to live with her Uncle, posing as Bella. Now a year after Edward left her and a few months after Stefan leaves with Klaus, Edward is looking for Bella. But Bella never exsisted to begin with. Will Edward succeed?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011
Harry Potter iPod Shuffle by Spiralling-Down reviews
One of those challenges where you put your iPod on shuffle and write a drabble for each song that comes up. I did mine with Harry Potter characters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
Forgotten Justin by Sialia-currucoides reviews
Alex makes a wish to Genie and everyone including Justin himself forgets who he is. Harper begins a crush on him and Alex's mother wants Alex to date Justin. Meanwhile Alex is confused with how weird Justin acts now that he doesn't remember who she is.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
Wanting a bit more by yunaluna95 reviews
Harry couldn't help himself but want his certain friend. He struggled through his 7th year with friends and Malfoy. But now, she's part of that list. Warning: Rated T-M, OOCness. One shot. Kind of Movievers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unquenched by Sybil Corvax reviews
Rowena Ravenclaw, would she be proud, or would she be disappointed in my lust for knowledge? My unquenchable thirst? Probably disappointed. I let myself become unintelligent in my quest for a good story. Obsessed with the quest for truth. I was Unquenched
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Pet by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
Voldemort has won the war. Now to collect his spoils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
For The First Time by Cjanie reviews
I never believed in love at first sight, but the moment I laid my eyes on her, everything changed. Elena Gilbert marked my heart, and is sure to stay there. Sucky summary, better story, promise!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Why I Want to Win by writerchic16 reviews
Jerry gives Alex, Justin and Max one last wizard homework assignment – write an essay on why they want to win the competition.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
A Stupid, Boring Day by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
It was just a stupid, boring day until I got on the bus to go home.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
No Going Back by TakesInLight reviews
ONESHOT Could she do it? Could she betray everything she believed in, everything she knew, just for Him? Warning: Lord Voldemort x Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
It's Complicated by BeWhoYouAre99 reviews
No matter how much they hate to admit it,almost everyone has complicated families. Including Elena Gilbert. Her brother is really her cousin. Her History teacher is actually her step-father. Who is else is she related to?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Elena G. - Complete
Unwritten Apologies by Azura.Sapphire reviews
How the scene on Damon's porch from episode 3x04: Disturbing Behavior should have gone, had it been Elena who showed up instead of Katherine. Written in Damon's POV.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
r e m e m b e r i n g u s by winteredspark reviews
/Stefan pretends not to notice the way she's staring into the house through the glass windows, how her eyes meet Damon's and offer a silent apology. She wants both brothers in different parts of her life, and he can't change that./ Stelena-Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Torn by mcsexii reviews
Mason and Alex are going through a lot of bad stuff, can they get through it? READ AND REVIEW. Rated T for slightly more mature themes. CHP 6 UP!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Alex R., Mason
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The King of Slytherin Volume III: Despair by watercave reviews
You all know the story of Harry Potter being the chosen one to end Lord Voldemort's reign. But nobody knew that he wasn't the one the prophecy referred to. And the real chosen one was willing to do everything that was required to bring down the Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Katherine - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Normione reviews
When a firey 21st century woman suddenly finds herself in the world of the Patriot, the true price of freedom will be paid. With interest. The 18th century won't know what hit them. Chapter 51 is up!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,051 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2006 - William T., Benjamin M.
The Only Exception by Soren Gray reviews
Sookie takes revenge on Bill for breaking her heart.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bill C., Sookie S. - Complete
Magic Ectoplasm by SpiderPhantom reviews
Ghosts and wizards can get confused with their magical signature, but what is the outcome when it turns out that there really were wizards and witches in Amity Park? Well it means that now, Danny goes to Hogwarts 5 years late! Reboot from Magic Ectoplasm, and now it has been REBOOTED again into the story "Intertwined". Actually, it's a completely different story. DEAD STORY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011
The King of Slytherin Volume V by watercave reviews
Deleted scenes from all four Volumes of my story "The King of Slytherin". - Hiatus until May 2013
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Katherine
Cursed by mcsexii reviews
Alex makes a deal with evil and finds herself on a race for her family, friends and even her life. Will she break this evil curse? R&R! :D Chapter One is a prolouge, Chapter Two is the real beginning. :
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Alex R.
Pulling Pigtails by I'mtheonlyone reviews
Extra scene for 'Delinquent Justin'. Alex has to put up with Justin's childish behavior until she can find the spell to fix him.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Lieutenant Colonel by Mary K Nelson reviews
What is it that a lieutenant colonel thinks about on a raid, watching from the shadows?
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - William T. - Complete
Blink of an Eye by Horus.Potter reviews
Ginny was gone, and she was never coming back. He'd done it now. There was no fixing this. Not this time. 500 words or less challenge with the prompt: 15 Minutes in the downfall of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The King of Slytherin Vol II Descent into Darkness by watercave reviews
You all know the story of Harry Potter being the chosen one to end Lord Voldemort's reign. But nobody knew that he wasn't the one the prophecy referred to. And the real chosen one was willing to do everything that was required to bring down the Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Katherine - Complete
Slytherin? Seriously? by JadedHowl reviews
Leah Wills is the reluctant new Slytherin. Disowned by her only family, she is thrust into the world known as Hogwarts. Meanwhile Voldemort starts recruiting and where should he start looking? Hogwarts of course and top of his list is... Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death by mercurywrites reviews
Have you ever been worried about finding youself facing death at the hands of Voldemort? Well, just read this manual and worry no longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort
The F Word HP Style! by iloveyou-DracoMalfoy reviews
Just read to find out what me and my friend made.
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Draco M. - Complete
Sweeney Potter: Demon Wizard if Nottingham Street by Mayma Bane reviews
Sweeney Todd and the Sheriff join Voldemorts leaugue stupidity insues! i do not own the mysteripus ticking noise or the sheriif or any of alan rickman's sexiness
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Voldemort, Sweeney T.
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Babydoll and Blue by BluEmeAwaY reviews
Oneshot. What if the lobotomy was cancelled? Blue tells Babydoll what he thinks. Rated T for bad words/ violence
Sucker Punch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blue J., Babydoll - Complete
My list to survive a zombieland by Billy Bob 2010 reviews
Just for fun. My own list of rules for surviving zombieland. A brand new rule
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Witch Hunt by BonnieandRhyme reviews
One-shot: Hermione Granger has an unfortunate accident with a time turner and finds herself in the company of Judge Claude Frollo in 15th century Paris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Claude F. - Complete
Ways To Annoy Voldemort by LadyLorairiesTheAssassin reviews
A story of 2 sisters annoying Voldemort. NOTE: THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE! It is pure funny! I suck at summaries. This story should be good, funny, and entertaining. Hopefully...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Voldemort, OC
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Not Your Usual Day At The Office by ricreaper reviews
The Joker has a pest problem. One which cannot be dealt with as easily as he first thought.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Angel of Death by one of the boys reviews
She never left his mind. How could she? That jet black hair blowing freely with the breeze and those silver eyes beaming with determination. Tavington/OC. Maybe not. Surprise ending that you should get a kick out of.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - William T., Gen. O'Hara - Complete
How to survive a zombie attack! by Billy Bob 2010 reviews
This isn't the list from Zombieland. It from a poster I have. But it kind of funny. So I thought I'd share it with every one.
Zombieland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
A Staff Meeting at Hogwarts by The lovable writer reviews
A humorous look at how Staff meeting must go at a school as Weird, Event Filled and Dangerous as Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
You're Mine by Starksarrowgirl reviews
What if Blue had "played with his toys" the night the high roller came? Would that have changed anything? Oneshot.
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Babydoll, Blue J. - Complete
I see by Bellainucullen reviews
What god and His angels see when they look at earth, Please read!Is a poem
Legion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Revenge of the Masses by The Joe and Gromit Show reviews
The Death Eaters tormented certain people and creatures only after being careful that they were too weak to strike back, but these 'innocent victims' are about to prove that there are other masters of war in our world. Silly oneshot idea, start of HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Voldemort, OC
20 WAYS TO ANNOY LORD VOLDEMORT by ToFearDeathNever reviews
Warning: the actions listed here are bound to get you killed and/ or cricio'd to hell and back. I can not be held responsible for any lost lives or minds due to the annoyance of our Dark Lord!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Voldemort
The King of Slytherin Volume I: Dark Roots by watercave reviews
You all know the story of Harry Potter being the chosen one to end Lord Voldemort's reign. But nobody knew that he wasn't the one the prophecy referred to. And the real chosen one was willing to do everything that was required to bring down the Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Katherine - Complete
Voldemort? Meow! by Jasmine Ann Snape reviews
Hermione is stuck in her Animagus form and is found by none other than Lord Voldemort! She is taken back to the Death Eater's lair as the Dark Lord's prized pet. What will she do? Will she get found out? How will she survive? Pairing is not romantic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
50 ways to annoy voldemort by iwmango reviews
she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Chaos by RobotsMakeBetterLovers reviews
AU. Voldemort was impressed - very impressed - by the Joker's reign of terror in Gotham. Now that he has recruited the clown for himself, the Order has to find some unorthodox allies of their own... Rated for language and violence in future chapters .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Voldemort, Joker
How it should have gone down by balfies reviews
Walking to Mordor? Seriously Tolkien? This abuse of one of the best books in modern times proposes a much more efficient solution. If you're offended by massacres of classic tales, LOOK AWAY NOW. Rate T for rampant stupidity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
The Time of Our Lives by andinilei08 reviews
There is only one thing in Lucius Malfoy's life that he absolutely abhors. Of course, there are many things he dislikes, but Voldemort was at the top of his hate list. So why then was he his number one Death Eater? To kill him of course. Draco/Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Library Notes by MizSphinx reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Claw Out My Heart by midnitemusic reviews
Max has always been best friends with Emmet Cullen. But what happens when Max phases into a werewolf, and imprints on Paul? Will she have to choose between her best friend, and the guy she loves? Rated T just in case...
Breaking Dawn, 2004 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
20 Ways the Quest Could Have Ended by SailorSilvanesti reviews
20 short, random ways the Fellowship could have been thwarted or assisted in finishing the Quest Earlier...or not at all! O.O Mentions of random other assistance on occasion, please Read & Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
One Book to Rule Them All by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
The ring and Gandalf mysteriously vanish. In their place? Twilight the hated and Stoker the Great. Sequel to A Touch of Sanity.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight Years & A Handful Of Misunderstandings by MadSmurf reviews
For an eight-year old Hermione thought that she was rather intelligent but what she couldn't understand was why EJE had not left her alone. Usually the bullies had their fun and then left but he hadn't and this confused her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Eames - Complete
Just One of Those Days by SpellboundMuggle reviews
One day in King's Cross station Sherlock Holmes comes across a strange object.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The witch and the king by KLLeo34 reviews
When Hermione got send to Narnia, she never thought she will learn to fight with sword or fall in love with the king, she must make a choice to stay in Narnia or go back to Hogwarts. Read this to find out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Hermione G., Peter Pevensie
Knowledge as Dangerous as an Apple by Jeuji reviews
It has been ten months since the events at the diner, Audrey outer wounds have healed, but she is still plagues by the memory of the creature that almost killed her, until the creature shows up looking for a way to gain forgiveness.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Of Photographs and Flashbacks by AnneM.Oliver reviews
He would follow her anywhere. She was his guiding light, way toward redemption and righteousness...his own Northern star. She was attracted to him by an unseen desire, lured to him as if he were a magnet, or her own lodestone. A short Dramione story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mixed Vegetables by TheseViolentDesires reviews
It was there, seated at the off-white table, that Thomas Schiff finally looked down at his food. And nearly passed out. The vegetables were mixed. TS/JC friendship! NO ROMANCE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
My Angel by Meleeza reviews
"Ever since I was a little girl, I would have dreams of a bright light and booming voice telling me 'the time is near'" Years later, she understood what and who the voice was talking about. Sorry bad summary. Please read and review.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010
Dark Star by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Before The year 1999 There was no such person as Isabella Swan, Only Bellatrix Black - LeStrange. How did Bellatrix turn from a 44 at the time year old Death eater to a 18 year old muggle? Is she even a muggle?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bellatrix L., Edward
Drop The World by Lacrymosa243 reviews
Damon might of been heartbroken, from Katherine, Rose and of course Elena, but when he goes on a trip to England, could he find a special someone? Who could change his heart? DS/LL Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Luna L., Damon S.
New Beginnings by SenkiroWolf reviews
The daughter of the Messiah, whom is a bookstore owner, now has to deal with the Archangel Michael and some pissed off demons. Neither are the greatest of company. But something is stirring before it should be and Genesis must help stop it. T for language
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Michael
Of Red Hearts and Ruby Lips by AnneM.Oliver reviews
"You were meant for me," he whispered and wrapped his long elegant fingers in her mass of curly hair. "And I was meant for you, Granger. The quicker you come to accept it, the happier we'll all be." Dramione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay the Course by Bailey Dourdan reviews
Caroline tries to rationlize her brother Thomas's death with revenge, but when she finds common ground with her enemy, in amongst the throes of war, will she be able to keep the promise she made to her brother and herself? Better Description Inside Tav/oc
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
Hermione's Lists by EternalStarfire reviews
A collection of Hermione's lists of ways to ruin the days of the boys she's surrounded by at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hermione G.
A whole new world by GoonieGirl reviews
It started as "I'm gonna sit on the cannon over there and read this book. Come get me when the tour's over and everyone is headed back to the bus. If you forget about me I will stick a bayonet up your butt!" and ended as a adventure of a lifetime.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011
Unknown Future by visions of a scarlet night reviews
Hermione goes missing no one knows where she is but some Death Eaters and a certain Dark Lord. Takes place during 5th year and AU. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Untouchable Rose by LawlessRuthlessHeartless reviews
A quiet afternoon in the library for Hermione? I think not. Hermione is kidnapped by Lucius as bait for Harry, and Voldemort isn't exactly planning to let her go- ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Not So Dark Knight by Twylyte reviews
Sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best. An alternative ending to the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
Grace by Sfortuna reviews
"All they need is a little guidance, a little grace." Grace goes both ways; sometimes even angels need a helping hand. One shot.
Legion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Vacation by Will Solace reviews
Voldemort decides to go on a vacation and decides to bring the Death Eaters along. Involves a Loony-Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Voldemort
Tastes of truth by Inkfire reviews
Because everything about Christmas is a lie, and a blatant show of weakness. An entry for the December Monthly Challenge on the Hogwarts Online Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Insanity: It Runs In The Family by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
They taunted her. They jeered at her. But if they knew who she was related to... They wouldn't be taunting her. They would be running away screaming. OotP compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
All That Mattered by wonderwall05 reviews
Five years after the final battle, a new order has surfaced. They call themselves the Resistance and in the dead of night they capture Hermione searching for the answers to Voldemort's defeat. But, she is not as alone as she may think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How a Malfoy Stole Christmas by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy hated Christmas and everything about it. He hated presents, trees, greenery and bows. He hated the songs, even when they were sung by his pretty next door neighbor. He bet he could make her hate Christmas too, if given half a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unjust Peace by ssserpensssotia reviews
Having lost everything and being treated like a house elf seems to be the worst thing that can happen. That is until a very bored Dark Lord decides to play some games with you. AU/Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
Circumspect: You Will Love Me by Paramour The True Heart Lies reviews
Hermione Granger is sent on a mission by the Order to be sent back in time to 1944 where Tom Riddle is a seventh year student at Hogwarts. Her goal: Make Riddle fall in love with her but in the process will she be suck up by him? Riddle/Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Sea Faring Wizards by phoenixtears07 reviews
Two curses collided, resulting in the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord Voldemort stuck centuries in the past. Now, Harry and Tom must reluctantly team up against a crew of immortal zombie skeletons in hopes of finding a way home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
You Scream So Loud by tellemarie reviews
Luna has been taken by Voldemort for torture. Not completed, just a simple start. T to be safe but there isn't harsh language or grossness just yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Voldemort, Luna L.
Running by j7r3l reviews
About a teen werewolf named Amber..bad at summaries. I'll change this summary soon. give my story a chance please! thanks:
Raised by Wolves, Jennifer Barnes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2010
Lifted Unto the Light by J. Maria reviews
When the battle is done, what happens to those left behind in the wreckage?
Legion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
The Cousin Who Lived: A Memoir by iamlordmoldyshorts reviews
The Harry Potter series as narrated by Dudley Dursley. Told in summers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter AZ by Capella D. Lestrange reviews
A list of every character in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
A New Life For The Abandoned Girl Adopted Cullen by FunnyGirl1000 reviews
A little orphan girl is adopted by the Cullen Family
Fearless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010
The sun after the storm by mommo92 reviews
Last chapter... Dorian's soul is corrupted and no one can save him. Now he has to face his sense of guilt: he has to face his portrait. But what if the end of the story isn't the one we all know?
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dorian G. - Complete
The List by sarahfeliciam reviews
They were both on the List; bonded for life, even in death. But when someone tampered with the List, their lives were put at alarming risk, and only one man can break the bond they share, in order to save them both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010
What ever happend to Ginger by NarniaGirl97 reviews
In the book it is left up to you if Ginger truly dies. In this story is what happend to Ginger after her and Black Beauty saw each other for the last time. If she has a new hope in life or gets a more cruel owner. Read and find out.
Black Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
Emmett's Part Time Job by TiffyLee reviews
Emmett decides to get a job. Alice makes a challenge out of it. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Emmett - Complete
What's Really Important by Moriarty's Watson reviews
He didn't need followers, or power, he needed her. He could only hope that she still needed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Birthday by LAB Rats reviews
Voldemort's birthday, and who's going to remember it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What If by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
What if these things happened? A list of what-ifs from harry Potter. Could be used as a prompt list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sharpest Lives are The Deadliest to Lead by anonononom reviews
Everythig Molly Martin knows is hanging by a thread. Caught in the middle of two very dangerous sides, she must now choose. Who will it be? Her father, or the man who has taken everything from her? No matter what she chooses someone will die, but who?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010
Constant Vigilance by Chocolate Wolf reviews
The team is attacked by Dementors. Confusion ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Collapse by HoistTheColours reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Creative by Madame Dee reviews
Had his war done this to Granger? The light side had fought him for decades and yet they had always remained annoyingly 'good'. Hermione Granger had adapted to it, and was ready to fight him for all she was worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Do you feel Alive? by thedragonchaser reviews
When Luna is being held at Malfoy Manor she gets pulled into the world of the death eaters, one death eater however wants to escape, to feel alive again. She just dosn't know it until she is met with those blue eyes and platinum hair. PWP FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
New Colours of Life by ssserpensssotia reviews
"You should have known better, Hermione. I always win. Love it or hate it, it is your destiny." A story about making choices and facing the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Is There, Like, A Rip In the Time Space Continuum? by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
What did Jackson REALLY mean when he said: "Once we're at the gate, I'll follow you to the terminal. We'll hit star bucks, grab a couple of lattes, kill ten, 15 minutes till I get the call that Keefe's been taken out. And then I walk out of your life." Crackfic. There. You have been warned.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Lisa R., Jack R. - Complete
South Carolina A Patriot's story by lininlix reviews
Benjamin Martin's oldest daughter, Lucy, a firery tempered 17 year old gets cought up in the War after being captured by the famous Butcher, William Tavington who holds her against her will. Only then dose she realize where her loyalties lie...
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,440 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/20/2004
Lucid by Lobaa reviews
Of course she knew how she got where she was, of course she did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G.
Too Far Gone by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione is gone. No longer living yet not dead. She just wants to die forever, but Ron and Harry just want her back. 3 Drabbles based off Strawberry Gashes by Jack Off Jill. No Happy Endings here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Voldiemort by LAB Rats reviews
Harry made a list. 101 ways to kill Voldemort. Wanna see?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Awareness & Annoyance of Her by AnneM.Oliver reviews
One man was highly aware of his attraction for her. The other man was annoyed by his attraction for her. It didn't matter to her, because she was oblivious to both of them. Dramione and Harmione .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unlovable by cece1090 reviews
Unlovable, that's what we were. For some odd reason, the lie is always easier to believe than the truth, because the truth is what destroys everything. The truth makes us see ourselves as we see ourselves in the mirror. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jane - Complete
Crescent by Cateria reviews
Lord Voldemort would watch, amused, as Harry Potter's world crumbled the day Hermione Granger disappeared. LVHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Confession of a Guardian by Omille reviews
Women didn't belong on the battlefield, she was told. But Juliet defied the orders to stay back and left the estate, dressed as a Redcoat, to attend the fight... to save the man she loved. That decision ended with having fatal consequences...
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - William T., OC - Complete
Homework by Katie Ladmoore reviews
When Hermione needs to bring Gandalf and Saruman out of their story to answer a homework question, her spell goes a bit awry. Will she be able to fix it before Snape gives her detention? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
True Famliy by Silver-Entrantress-Elf reviews
Sookie and her Family have just gotten custody of their 16 year old British nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 520 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Sookie S.
Foam by Jenna-Weiz reviews
Parody/Crack-fic. Written purely for entertainment value and no insult intended to characters, movies, shows, events, fiction, authors, so on and so forth. "It was like talking to a piece of foam. A piece of floating pink and polka dotted foam."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Welcome to the Afterlife! by Goose-chan reviews
What happens when the characters of Harry Potter die? They go to the Afterlife, of course! With equal amounts of depressed people and Marauder hilarity, there's sure to be OOC-ness. And epic spoilers if you haven't read all the books. Yay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hotel Mayhem by dog-tooth reviews
When The Joker comes across a fancy hotel his first thought is simple. Create chaos. So that's what he does. 'Rated T for gore and slight language. One shot'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Truth Will Set You Free by P.J. Lowry reviews
Two-Face comes out to the public with a very gutsy bank robbery and some demands that put Gordon in a tough position.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harvey D., J. Gordon - Complete
A Touch of Sanity by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
Anti Twilight. Stoker, the OC who's been mentioned in so many reviews for anti twilight work, makes his first appearance. When Doc an OC Invents a device that lets you travel into books, Stoker naturally plans to destroy Twilight. VIVE LE TEAM STOKER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
A Chance Meeting by Serpent In Red reviews
A sudden thunderstorm brought them in contact with one another. Though they were mere strangers, she could not help but feel an inexplicable attraction towards him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione, Draco likes you by thinkingfuriously reviews
Rewriting this story! Hermione was drinking water when Pansy turned to her. "Hermione, Draco likes you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dark Knight: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
The Dark Knight shortened for those who can't be bothered to watch it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Grocery List of Voldemort by Don'tKnowWhatToSay reviews
What happens when Voldemort goes for a casual shopping trip disguised as a Muggle? And when he accidentally runs into Harry at the store, how will he react? Quick, and pretty far out, oneshot :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Bothering Snape by LivingInTheClouds reviews
A list of ways to bother one Professor Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 293,022 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not a Spell Really by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. "She'd heard about those fairytale encounters, but she'd always thought them rubbish. And yet here was a stranger making her life a fantasy." *For Purist Sin; light T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [N. Tonks, Tom R. Jr.] Remus L. - Complete
Lima Syndrome by Links6
When the kidnapping of Rachel goes wrong, the Joker meets a match to his madness in an unexpected source... Takes place mid- Dark Knight
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
When Doors Aren't Soundproof by Pierides reviews
Jonathan had learned in his few years as director that some of the doors had cracks that if you listened by you could hear everything that was being said in the room. And that was fact he found by accident; one he did not like to retell.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Strange Sugar by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Batman really had no idea how to categorize this incident, but he was fairly sure that the word "strange" didn't even begin to start covering it...though it rarely does when Jonathan Crane is involved. But sugar? Dedicated to Lauralot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Mary Sue Slayer by delicatedreams reviews
The Mary Sues are taking over ...only one girl stands in their way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Damon S. - Complete
Dope by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Jonathan and the Scarecrow have an interesting habit when they're producing their Fear Toxin. What can the Joker do but laugh upon discovering it?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Identity by Serpent In Red reviews
When she was just about to completely lose her mind, he entered into her world of darkness and offered a chance to save herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Keeper of Eden by Genshi reviews
One last adventure, she told herself, and then she'd rest. That afternoon Hermione Granger vanished from the battlefield. In the aftermath, those who remained assumed the last of the Golden Trio had died. But she lived on… Riddle/Hermione/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Ginger's Second Life by MakiTokito reviews
In this Black Beauty Fanfic, Ginger has been reborn in a more modern life, along with her friends Beauty and Merrylegs. They are going to face new adventures together like never before, and reconnect those old bonds from the past.
Black Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010
Unexpectedly by Inzam42 reviews
"Finding you can change" He whispered looking down again sadly. She picked up his chin looking into his eyes "Learning you were wrong..." A brave couple face the judgmental peers of their school at their annual school dance. Surprise Couple.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
The Wanted List by KayleeBlack reviews
Voldemort makes a list of people he wants revenge on, but who is number one? : no pairing, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Fools by 1BadJoke reviews
Our favorite clown, the Joker, muses on his plans for April Fools Day.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
If Things Were Different by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, no particular setting for the first part, set post-TDK for the second, crack!fic all the way. If Christopher Nolan had pitched TDK slightly differently...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Paradox by E. S. Young reviews
."You're a walking paradox." Exactly why Jonathan Crane hates Harley so much. Possible Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Scars by lachcal
Arkham can give you alot of time to think about things.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Joker - Complete
Hermione in Wizardland by Luneville reviews
What would have happened to the Wizarding world if Hermione missed her letter to Hogwarts? Can she save all of Witch and Wizard kind? Your about to find out...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Seers Anonymous by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
Sibyll Trelawney is having a bad day. When her retreat from the insanity of Hogwarts is invaded by a sparkly vampire named Alice, who claims to be able to see the future, her Inner Eye is less than pleased. Also featuring Spike from BtVS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sybill T., Alice - Complete
The Life, Love and Lies of Tom Riddle by hello.i'm.mia.black reviews
Everyone is gone, the war is lost, and it's up to Hermione Granger to save everyone. Can she change Tom Riddle? Or will everything she does be the contributing factor to why he became who he was?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
10 Awesome Steps to Taking Over the World! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Hi! Voldemort is in the house. That sounded stupid didn't it? Anyway I have taken a time out of my busy schedule to write this list. When you are done reading you will know how to take over the world. If you do not read I will find you! Have a evil day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
57 things not to say or do to Voldermort by Literatifan4eva reviews
A list of 57 ways to annoy voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Be our guest by Twitched reviews
Since it always bugged me that Hogwarts didn't get to show off like the other two schools....
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In Vino Veritas by E. S. Young reviews
Apparently, for all his psychiatric brilliance and chemical know-how, Jonathan Crane knows nothing about alcohol. Including how much goes in to a Long Island Iced Tea. Hopefully, he won't do anything he'll regret. Possible Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - J. Crane
101 Ways to Kill Voldemort by xXxAngelSoPreciousxXx reviews
Harry gets tired of trying to kill Voldemort so he makes a list of things he hasn't tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P.
Of Interesting Circumstance by erre13 reviews
Voldemort had only intended for a light conversation with a Muggle, but she proved to be much more interesting that he had originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Never Change by fanta-faerie reviews
She loved him. It was sick, sick, sick, she knew, not to care about all the people that he hurt. To only care about one person's pain, the one person who caused so much hurt that the entire world hated him. But she didn't care. She loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Death Eaters by Lyla93 reviews
When the Death Eaters accidentally kidnap Luna Lovegood, they end up in over their heads in all sorts of new trouble. Will Lucius finally admit Snorkacks exist? Will Draco ever stop stalking Voldemort? Will Macnair learn how to dance? Find out NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Luna L., Voldemort
What not to ask Voldemort by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
Has he ever taken a bath? Is uglyness a chronic illness in his family? Why the heck wasn't he sorted into Gryffindor? A list of humourous things of what NOT to ask Voldemort! Constantly Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
A Curious Encounter with a MarySue by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
The Joker and Harley encounter a very strange individual,who claims to be the Joker's twu luv
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Joker - Complete
Random Crack! by nejisoifon-lover91 reviews
Ok so this was writen during a computer class, between a friend and I. If you couldnt tell we where really hyper. Random pairings. Head Exploding Warning!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
The Finer Things by lye tea reviews
She had every reason to be frightened standing eminently naked in the grim light. /Dracula x Anna/
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Dracula, Anna Valerious - Complete
Psychoanalyze This by TimelessTears reviews
Stuck in an interrogation room at 3AM for a crime he didn't commit for once , bored out of his mind as well as the need to pee,and more than a little annoyed, the Joker decides to turn the tables on the Caped Crusader so to speak.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Harry Potter's List of Things Learned in DADA by LivingInTheClouds reviews
Harry is thinking back on his past years in Hogwarts' DADA classes and decides to write a list of what he's learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
NINE SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE JOKER by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
/Revamped and re-posted/ Do you want to BE the Joker? Maybe you would appreciate a few pointers if your unsure of how to keep the Joker in character for your own stories. Either way, your welcome to click the link, and engross yourself in the wonderfu-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Title? by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
Cause: An Annoying Sue, a vampire couch, Rachel bashing/conspiracy, and perhaps most importantly, the "believable" toll Crane's life will take after a hug. Effect: This isn't going to end well...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Promises by Flaignhan reviews
“Someone's nicked the vol-au-vents!” Ron said disgustedly. - Sequel to Wait for the Song to Stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Terminal by Marauder's Mistress reviews
Luna has returned from her holiday expecting to start the new year at Hogwarts. When she gets stuck in an airport terminal with Lord Voldemort and NO WANDS, will HE show a sweeter side or will he wreak havoc even without magic? FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Lily Evans' Hit List by Lily Orange reviews
Lily decides she is so annoyed by everybody around her she is going to record it on a hit list - but then she realises that the people listed on it shouldn't be there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Passing On by Indigo Apple Snap reviews
The thoughts of a dying Beauty and how he is reunited with the friends he misses so much. Oneshot, obviously.
Black Beauty - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009
A Very Voldy Thanksgiving by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
The Death Eaters celebrate Thanksgiving in their own... unique... way... ::Companion To Professor Cassandra's Stories. You May Want To Read Those First::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Night Shift by OceanTiger13 reviews
The Joker holds up a McDonalds.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Warped by reraimu reviews
Cartoons are being warped from their universes' and only one Kyle Broflovski can ease their frazzled nerves! PURE CRACK.
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kyle B.
Intervention by Hordepally reviews
Samantha gets a Gotham style intervention and an incentive to finally get sober. Just a silly one shot I wrote when I was bored.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Caged by red champagne reviews
For several nights now she had had the same dream. "Eventually, all those frustrations and worries and fears will build up until..." voldemortxherione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
A Day and A Night by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Two men, different as day and night. One, she knows well, the other she wants to know better. Thrown together to solve two murders, both have vowed to keep her safe, but only one will keep that vow, the other may take her life. Dramione/Veela/Vampire fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 135,673 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twilight Obsession by Yemi Hikari reviews
Can one actually trust the judgement of Lockhart when it comes to books? It is up to the eye of the beholder really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Cards by The Scarlet Pumpernickel 2.0 reviews
Lord Voldemort is obessed with playing cards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Night at the Belvedere by cosettex reviews
Hermione finally published her book on the welfare of House Elves to a very unreceptive crowd; however, one night she receives a letter from a 'devoted reader'. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione's weakness by vee72 reviews
Hermione just wants to know his secret, surely one little meeting can't do any harm?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Polyjuice Potion? by Yoga Girl reviews
The characters of Sweeny Todd and Harry Potter collide when they realize that some actors are the same in both movies. Is it Polyjuice Potion? :D Read and Review y'all
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2009
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
It's About What You Need by wonderwall05 reviews
God, she just needed someone to notice. She was so desperate, it was pitiful. He always could pick out the little things that no one else seemed to see. He would then torture her with them, but maybe she wanted to be tortured. At least it was something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breakfast by Absoluteroro reviews
Alternatively titled 'fast food'. He can pretend he isn't human, but he still gets hungry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Voldemort Diaries by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
Read the title. Anyway, this is a very serious fanfic, and all of the side effects are listed in the lengthened summary inside. This spans most of Tom Marvolo Riddle's life, from when he was eleven to when he was, well, dying. ENJOY! Prepare for ANGST!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Joker's Worst Fear by ricreaper reviews
The Joker's minions are talking amongst themselves until he gets back, only to be confronted by his worst fear...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Joker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forbidden List by El Pepe reviews
There is a list in Hogwarts more forbidden then anything else in the world. And this list is not to be used as a checklist. Insipered by the "730 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts" list. H/HR main ship, other secondary ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The User's Guide and Manual to JONATHAN CRANE by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a JONATHAN CRANE/THE SCARECROW Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The List by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Harry and Severus writes list of one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
EIGHT SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE BATMAN by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
Come on, click the link to this story, you know you want to. Who would turn down a chance to become Batman? WARNING: Do NOT read if you question your sense of humor. Thank you very much.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lioness in the Limelight by quik-wit reviews
2nd in the Lioness Diaries series no 6th/7th books Another peeking into the frazzled, busy, and if she says so herself brilliant mind of bookworm badarse Hermione Granger but with a Co-Head like Draco can you blame her for being a bit out of it? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Emily and Lisa: Annoying the Dark Lard, er, Lord by Rica666 reviews
Two firsties decide that if no one else is going to do it they are. Join Emily and Lisa as they make the Dark Lards...er, Dark Lords, life a living hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - OC, Voldemort
Voldie's Biggest Fan by Food Fight reviews
What happens when Voldemort gets a visit from his biggest, Muggle, fan? And what do Cookies of Doom have to do with all this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Voldemort, OC
Dearest Ginger by MadeHartt reviews
Black Beauty's last words to his Ginger.
Black Beauty - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a Game of Chaos by TheJoker'sGotMyHeart reviews
The Cullens have moved to Gotham City, just in time for the Jokers Break out from Arkham. Whats Gonna happen? Who knows, the Joker doesnt make plans. Sometimes the truth is just a lie, and sometimes forever just runs out of time... Joker/Bella. R&R!
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Joker, Bella
Shades of Destiny by nicolerools reviews
What would you do if you found out you were Voldemorts daughter? I'm Hermione Granger. Or at least I used to be. After all, who doesn't love Destiny? DISCONTINUED/HORRIBLE WRITING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Snape and Lily by Mark Twain jr reviews
A crossover between Harry potter and Saw
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saw - Rated: K - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Secrets of the Stone by lovesaphira reviews
Hermione has something Voldemort wants. And he'll do anything to get it back. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Infamous Daytrip of Dr Crane by Historybuff reviews
In order to obtain necessary information for protecting Gotham, Batman is forced to take Dr. Crane out of prison for a day and humor his every passing fancy. No slash, I promise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
Harry Potter and the Demon of Time by El Pepe reviews
After having died for the tenth time, an Angel of Death is allowed to throw the rulebook out the window and help Harry any way he can in defeating Voldemort. However, Harry isn't the only getting outside help... R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Owner's Guide to the Joker by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Have you ever wanted to have your very own Joker? This informative manual will teach you everything you need to know to keep your Joker in top diabolical condition.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Interview by alambil felicis reviews
Voldy's on an interview...LOLE! laugh out loud "evilly". & he gets fanmails with wierd names ex. baldens toopede ...get it? I deleted the original copy coz it had too many mistakes...read it and laugh...PLEASE! he's very ooc...who cares anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Emmett Annoys Lord Voldemort by Jessikinz reviews
Okay, so, we know that Emmett is one Mischievous vampire, well, what happens when he finds a list of ways to annoy Lord Voldemort? Read and find out. Chapters probably won't be long, cuz, this is just 'fun way to pass the time' story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Voldemort, Emmett
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO BRUCE WAYNE by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The List by Algor Nox reviews
Severus Snape crosses pathes with a list of the Sexiest Boys at Hogwarts. Loosely based on the episode of South Park, of which Algor's fic is the namesake, laughter and jolly good torturing of Severus ensues. What a twist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Severus S., OC
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taken by miss evil ishtar reviews
A one shot based around a girl called Lucinda and her struggle to free herself from the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
The Contract by Lady Miya reviews
Greetings Wife; Imagine my surprise when I found out I was married. I am convinced you all have some clever plan behind it. However, make no mistake, I will not let myself be played. - Voldemort. Rated M for a reason. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,802 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Dream by sirkatesalot reviews
The first chapter is based on a dream, but I was really dissapointed to wake up so I continued my story. It has both Harry P. and Lord of Rings characters, mostly Lord of the Ring characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
If I Had a Sibling by Yemi Hikari reviews
What if Hermione had happened to have a sibling? Then why was this sibling not mentioned in the book? This is my way of turning what would be a normally AU OC into a non-AU OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Deteriority by thaigirl2009 reviews
She just woke up. Voldemort is screwed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Murder as a Form of Art by Xrai reviews
Paint a smile here, a smile there. You see, murder is, in a way, just like art...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Alice and The Joker by Astronomixicalixa reviews
Title says it all. Batman/Alice in W/L fanfic. My first story, please read! I know that this summary is poor, but I've always been rubbish at them. And I love reviews- hint . Also tell me how I can improve, as it will help in the future... thank you! XD.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice
What Happens When Emmett Watches Peter Pan? by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Sequel to "What Happens When Emmett Watches Mulan?" Post BD, possible spoilers! It's Cullen family movie night, and Renesmee picks Peter Pan. Why is Emmett acting so serious when he watches the movie? Egad! Where did Renesmee go?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Yes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Solstice by lucifer ravana reviews
Of immortality, wants versus needs, and how brilliance does not always mean wisdom. Tom/Voldemort. Necromancy is never pretty, people. Rated for torture and, ya know, dead things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Xrai reviews
She couldn't seriously be wanting him to wear that...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hope by Kristen59 reviews
They knew they couldn’t be together, but they loved each other never the less. There is always hope that it will pull through, and that one day, everyone will get along. There will be no good people and death eaters, only unity, but one can only hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella is Going Insane by BerryBella reviews
Bella, put the broom down." Edward said slowly. "No, Jasper’s going to come in here and start singing." 1st fanfic! Mild language. Weird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Compliments by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
Draco lists down reasons why he loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wish Lists by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
The Harry Potter characters have each sent their owls to Santa with their wishlists. My faithful minions and I have intercepted these lists and posted them for all to see! Enjoy! -evil laugh-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2008
Becoming the Next Dark Lord by The Chosen Dork reviews
Harry has decided that Voldemort is doing a rubbish job as a Dark Lord. He could do much better, with the help of his friends, and this really useful list... Crack!fic, co-written with HeadGirl91
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P.
The Lioness Diaries by quik-wit reviews
Hermione Granger has a problem. It's effecting her studies, her friendships, in short, her whole life. That problem's name is Draco Malfoy, and he's Head boy. What's a book- worm bad-arse extraodinaire to do? Journal, of course! AU-ish no 6th/7th booksfin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change Of Fortune by The Inebriated Lion-Minion reviews
Dumbledore isn't Dumbledore. Swords are the weapon of choice. And there's another evil lunatic trying to take over the world. HPLotR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Voldemort's Christmas List by vkarkheck reviews
This is a joke fic... Volodmeort writing a Christmas list to Santa*one shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Never Again by S3v3rusIsMin3 reviews
Why did she have to be so stupid? Why couldn't she just be sensible? To go alone? Stupid. And now look what happened! He was here. He was following her. What will she do now? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Trapped by shadowglove reviews
oneshot. The war lost, Hermione expected to be killed like all those she loved, and yet her wish wasn't to be granted. Instead, trapped in the Dark Lord's castle, unsure why Voldemort treats her as he does, the young woman begins to lose herself slowly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101Things Hermione Granger Wishes She'd Never Seen by quik-wit reviews
And 4 That She Could See Over and Over and Never Enjoy Any Less
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
With Difference by Simply Kelp reviews
Luna is captured, and questioned by Voldemort. People were normally mad after he finished with them, not before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort
Ultimate Faceoff by Kate Van Helsing reviews
Voldemort comes to Gotham to keep the Ministry off his scent. He decides that the Joker isn't all that he's cracked up to be and decides to take him out of the picture. Voldemort, we hardly knew ye...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Voldemort, Joker
Under Fearless Twilight by PsychoticPhey reviews
I'm still a fan of fearless, but have recently come to the conclusion that i no longer like twilight and therefore will not be continuing this thread. Enjoy what there is, but this is the last of it
Fearless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
101 things Draco Malfoy wishes He'd never seen by quik-wit reviews
And 3 that thrilled him to no end! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Steps to DeSueify a Mary Sue by NickyFox13 reviews
The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A New Spin on an Old Story by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,386 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Search for the Holy iPod by mrs.ReverendTholomewPlague reviews
Hermione Granger, Synyster Gates, Michael Vick, Miley Cyrus, Lala the Teletubby and Barney the Dinosaur set out to find the Holy iPod, stolen by Lord Voldemort. Kinda stupid, really funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Love at First Bite by quik-wit reviews
A mistake, or a devious plot?, leads to our two favorite enemies trapped together in an extremely small space for and undetermined amount of time! What are they to do? Fight, snog and get caught of course! One-shot, though might do a 2nd one. Dramione.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All About Your Point of Veiw:Love First Bite2 by quik-wit reviews
Every story has two sides, love at first bite is no exception. This is what DM says about L.a.F.B. #1, let the shameless embellishing begin. Mostly fluff but it's entertaining fluff! Must have read Love at First Bite! Please R&R! T rating harsh, K probabl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Tales by Aeris1172 reviews
It was like a potion without an antidote. - Dramione, shuffle!minifics
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love at First Bite3: What Really Happened by quik-wit reviews
From a POV you may or may not guess, MAKE SURE YOU'VE READ THE FIRST 2 FIRST OR THIS ISN'T THAT FUNNY! thanks... once more we examine what happened in that little room that day when thing were finally brought to boiling point... Read ME
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A study in Parody by Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire reviews
I was bored and my beta has my lastest chapter and this attacked me. I think it's funny. Watch as Mary-Sue tells you how to properly write her and who she really is, while the canon characters suffer for it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Aragorn, Edward - Complete
Everything That Rises, Must Always Crumble by kris x emergency reviews
Glimpses into the falling out of Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle. He loved power. He was overwhelmed; he never realized that to truly live, he'd need her. Life quickly became broken. Chapters aren't in order
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tug Of War by The Hooded Menace reviews
Poor Hermione's being fought over. Will someone save her? Pure crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Just To See You Smile by Dallas W reviews
One-Shot. Joker gives a seemingly futile attempt at breaking Batman's 'mask'. Slash?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Beauxbatons Girl by Gray-Eyed Charlatan reviews
It's the next generation! James Harry Potter is in love and everyone's finding out! And another battle is yet to be fought. A new Voldemort? This can't be good...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Voldemort's 'to kill' list by Kung-fu lepricaun reviews
Pretty much the same as the title. Please excuse the crappy quality. I'm new to this. Oh, and I'm having issues with my computer. It repaets sentences, so please don't tel me about it, I'm already trying to fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Voldemort
The Lost Entries of Harry Potter by Ruby Thorn reviews
Ron, Hermione, Harry and various other Harry Potter Characters discover the hilarious past time of note passing. Pranks Broomsticks, Snape's secret past time, and a few detentions thrown in, what kind of trouble have our young heros found?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008
Happy Birthday, Draco by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco is not at all happy about turning 30 years old and he figures if he is miserable, everyone else should be as well. DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Indie Kid by la luxuria reviews
While Al, Rosie, and Scorp are off playing Masters of the Universe, what's little Lily Luna Potter up to? Bet the whole of the Slytherin Quidditch team could tell you. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Another One Bites the Dust by Tsona reviews
Based on the list 50 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort, my fic where each of the Death Eaters is so annoying cheerful, childish, or rude to their lord that he feels severe punishments in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Voldemort
The Tale of the Human Compass by Harry Hippie reviews
Not very canon. Inspired by mugglenet's 123 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort. I crack up every time I read that list, so I tried to make a plausible story out of some of the ideas and a few of my own. My first humor fic. One shot. Newly revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
A Very Special Election by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A List of Reasons Why Hermione is Unfortunate by Garlic Blanket reviews
Full Title: A List of Reasons Why Hermione Granger is the Most Unfortunate Person Ever. Draco Malfoy has written a list of reasons why Hermione Granger is unfortunate with further commentary by him. No romance. Please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eighteen Years by Kralia reviews
Merope's story of a life that was always destined to be either miserable or corrupted. One day I'll think of a better title, and a better summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G. - Complete
Intresting Find by limapickle reviews
Has Lord Voldemort found his match. what is she hiding? will she annoy him to a point of no return
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - OC, Voldemort
And She Will Be Loved by Chocolat Mieux 9 reviews
Was That Damned War. Draco and Hermione fall in love. Wait, what? Splitting souls? The pureblood's what? Hold on, Ginny's pregnant? Where's Harry? And why are there kids walking around grounds that look like some very familiar people? Love? Yeah, right.RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
A Kiss Goodnight by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco wasn't looking forward to seeing her again. She must hate him,for the way he treated her in school. But after their meeting she smiled at him & even waved.What did that mean? Help him,for he was smitten with Granger! A little mystery and a love stor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,847 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sudden Awakening by AnneM.Oliver reviews
He saw her sitting in the chair across from him. The last time he saw her,she was lying on the ground, and he thought she was dead. He didn't save her that night for her, he did it for himself. So, she didn't owe him anything. She's still just a mudblood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invitations by little0bird reviews
Who will Harry and Ginny leave off the guest list to their wedding?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Granger by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione feels like a scrooge this year, and doesn't even care about Christmas, but will someone make her Christmas wish come true? Draco wants her to be his Christmas wish, and let's face it, Draco Malfoy always gets what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dance of the Vampire by lovleigh reviews
Oneshot. At the All Hallow's Eve ball, Dracula revels in the knowledge that Anna will soon be his and taunts her mercilessly. DraculaXAnna if you squint.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Dracula, Anna Valerious - Complete
Never The Same Again by DuxyNeo reviews
Terrible tantrums, wars waged, spiteful scraps and absolute Armageddon had all been happening...between 3 individuals, no more and no less. How will it all unfold? How will it end? Read on and find out.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007
Voldemort's List of Evil Overlord No Nos by randompanda940 reviews
Voldemort gets addicted to SciFi books, and asks some people to make lists of their really stupid mistakes. Oneshot. There WILL be a sequel. IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT ITS NOT MINE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Girl Called Granger by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She said her name was Granger. He once knew a girl named Granger. Was it be the same girl? She was on holiday & it appeared they gave her room to someone else. Infact,they gave it to Draco Malfoy. Will he give it back & she accept? Will they fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,364 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Goodbye by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
He never said goodbye, much less hello. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Perspective On Relationships by boshrocks reviews
A series of PickUp lines written by the slightly insane teachers. With comments from our favourite characters. better than it sounds, i really suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Swansong for a Raven by Mordae aka Dark Shadow reviews
Rookwood comes across Luna one day and decides to continue where Malfoy made him leave off when they had Luna as a prisoner. This is RAPE. If you don't like it don't read it. Simple, no? This is a very high M. Complimentary piece to Filthy Little Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
72 Ways toAnnoy our Favorite Dark Lord by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Yes, it's another list of ways to annoy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
The Sorting of Jack Sparrow by Foodie reviews
What would it be like if Jack Sparrow had attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? What would his sorting have been like? Knowing Jack, the possibilities are endless. Please, read and review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
20 Random Facts about Lord Voldemort by Lunalelle reviews
Voldemort believed himself immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts by Paradisical815 reviews
A list of things never to do at Hogwarts. Or is that a to do list instead? Warning: The acting out of any of these listed may result in detention or expulsion, but you'll have a hell of a good time. Will be part of a novel length story later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Filthy Little Secret by Mordae aka Dark Shadow reviews
It’s a few weeks after the fall of Voldemort and some of the Death Eaters are still on the loose. One such Death Eater runs into Hermione in a dark alley in London and decides it’s time for a little personal payback. HermioneDolohov. Very, very high M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Enslaved by SadameHime reviews
Marauders era. After graduating Hogwarts, Selena Dumbledore is afraid for her life. When Death Eater's kidnap her one night, she finds herself Voldemort's prisoner. Will she survive the torture she is sure to endure? What will happen in the dungeons?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Voldemort, OC
The Scam by Blackrosebunny reviews
Voldemort opens his door to find... A GIRL SCOUT! Why is she there? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Force Of Love by Rumyum reviews
When Draco and Hermione are Forced to be together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Black and White by Barefoot XO reviews
Crossover with HP! Whatever happened to Sirius Black? What if he fell into MiddleEarth? What insanity might ensue? And how will Saruman and Sauron be affected? A million laughs. Minor sexual inferences. Not slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sirius B., Saruman - Complete
Inside The Pensieve by Liz Hollow reviews
Severus Snape was an unpopular boy who had many secrets of his own. Some of these secrets were not meant to be heardwhich is why he put them into the pensieve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Guns of death by Topsy Crets reviews
Priavte Masters is in a war but he needs to decide if he is a coward or not.
Fearless - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The List by inkvoices reviews
There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Harmless by Liz Hollow reviews
Hermione had disappeared, and now that she's back, she has a deadly secret she can't tell anyone about. But George is determined to get it out of her--and a simple game of Truth or Dare turns into something else. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,039 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Voldemort's To Do List by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
What is Voldemorts To Do List? Well read to find out...R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The New World by the Teller of Stories
How will I survive? Why did the bomb hit us? Why now? Am I the only one left in this waistland of what life use to be?
Fearless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Whisper by wonderwall05 reviews
She knew what waited for her somewhere beyond that door, a world of chaos because everything had gone so terribly wrong, and she didn’t know any arithmancy equation that could fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Soft Side of Voldemort by WerewolfQueen1 reviews
Who could believe there is a soft side of Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort