Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

When Sasuke asked to get a Christmas tree, he ended up getting much, much more. NaruxSasu !Bonus chapters can be read alone!

Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-

Kabuto Yakushi was comfortable being used. However, what's a spy to do when he finds himself longing to be more than a tool to Orochimaru; a master he knows he must betray?

Sequel to "Obsession." AU. Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt are normal brothers. Close, but normal. At least, that's what they pretend. But they share a secret that could destroy their family, friendships, reputations, and even their relationship with each other. And trying to keep up the façade of normalcy every day takes a toll. How much can their love for each other withstand?

Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.

Hidan is the most hated person at school. Kakuzu & friends bully him. His dad abuses him... Life is just a living hell for him. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. M for language abuse and yaoi: Rape/non-rape

John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.

Dave's world starts to fall apart when his older brother is diagnosed with cancer.

AU! The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. M for various things including language and smut. CronKri, Rufuss, and many, many, MANY others. 1950s humanstuck because there are not enough CronKri greaserstuck fics.

"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.

America is falling to pieces. England offers they live together-just until he gets back on his feet. But how long will that really take? And England can't exactly protect Alfred from all the other countries either...

Deidara's first impression of the new art teacher is that he is strict, mean, and unfair. Sasori thinks his new blonde student is rude, stupid, and a complete idiot when it comes to art. What happens when they are past first impressions and get to know each other? SasoDei yaoi Warning: language

Being one of the Uchiha, whether a child or an adult, can never be easy. Having an abusive father was one of the difficulties and one of Sasuke Uchiha's many downfalls. Just where is Itachi? Uchihacest, shota, child abuse.

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]

A humanstuck fanfiction revolving around Eridan and Sollux. It's all because of a forgotten book that they had a chance meeting in the library. Rated M for erisol

After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.

Dave is human catnip to demons of all sorts and attracts them from miles around. John is one of those demons, but he's content to just watch Dave for now. Rating will definitely be bumped in later chapters. Dave's POV.

Karkat sits alone in his room and recieves a message from his best friend and Flush-Crush Gamzee. Who could ever guess what was going to ensue because of his big mouth.

John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.

Deidara was Orochimaru's slave, scarred and broken he hope that he finds love in the arms of a sexy red-head that he can't seem to take his eyes off of. Can he he really hope for something different from his new master?MA SasoDei NaruSasu ZabuHaku KisaIta

A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.

With a scarred past and a bruised heart, Alfred harbored very little hope of ever finding a better life, of breaking free. Somehow he manages to catch the eye of the new transfer student, Arthur, and slowly, with the help of his cousin, Matthew, the wall surrounding his heart is broken down and he finds the strength to hope again. Human!AU, eventual romance.

On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.

[HumanStuck AU] 14 year old Eridan's father has passed away, forcing him to go and live with a relative he believes he knows from somewhere. Though sometimes life isn't always as easy as it seems. Rated M for later chapters (Multiple Trigger Warnings, and Cronus ship)

On one of the coldest days of December, after being kicked out of his apartment, all Hidan needed was a ride. And the masked man who drives up will give hime a ride that was much more than he bargained for! Rated M for Hidan's mouth and future content!

When two Italian brothers are attacked in the night by certain American vampire, a supernatural battle ensues. Who will live, who will die, and who will get the happy ending? America/N.Italy/Romano. An RP by Mariko Higa and foREVerhauntingme. R&R :D

Dave finds John and Jake on the streets after they run away from their abusive father. He and Dirk struggle to find out the painful secrets the two boys are keeping, and balance them with their own problems - including possible romantic feelings. Is it possible to fix the broken? TWs for mentions of abuse and suicidal thoughts. DirkJake and DaveJohn. Smut in later chapters.

Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)

Lovino has run away from an abusive home, were he learned the wrong definition of love. Finding his way through the streets of Paris he comes across café were he meets Francis Bonnefoy, someone who is willing to help fix the broken.

"Dear Roderich and Gilbert, I've decided to lock the two of you in the house for a month to let you… get along better. You probably hate me now, but I'm ready to bet my frying pan that when you're all lovey-dovey at the end, you'll thank me. Elizaveta "

A singing John is embarrassed to find he has an audience outside his apartment window. A mysterious photographer who wants to take his picture. Flustered, he agrees. A week later he checks his mail to find an invitation to an art show. John/Dave Multi-Chapter NYC Art Scene AU. (Rated M for future smut and drug usage.)

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

Alfred F. Jones lives a normal life in Los Angeles, California. He has amazing friends and he's shooting to be a professional surfer. One day, Los Angeles High gets a transfer student. He's shy, but extremely intimidating. And he's... Russian? Alfred begins to feel... strange whenever he's around him. And he doesn't know what it means... or does he? Full summary on inside!

Deidara was an assassin sent to spy on a gang known as the Akatsuki. However, when his life is threatened to an end, he is saved by a mysterious red-haired man named Sasori. Now Deidara finds himself under command for the very people he was sent out to destroy. But who exactly are they and what is their goal?

Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!

When Karkat moves accross the country he must attend a new school. He is not looking forward to this at all. He has to leave his best friend, girlfriend, and several others. He is dissappointed and upset. Rated M because of smut, abuse, rape, and adult language.

It had been ten years since the aliens first arrived. Though they preferred to be called trolls as that was their official species. There had been quite a panic when the first few arrived but it was made clear quickly that they actually did come in peace. Their planet was dying and they were simply seeking a planet for their colonies to take refuge. Human!Tavros, T for swearing

-Karkat Vantas has always had wings, and he used to think they were lucky, until he was captured and put on display as an animal. Now, all he can think is "It was all my fault."- Multichap, slightly SolKat fic. T for light swearing, Friendship because I haven't decided if Romance yet. (PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED)

Cronus Ampora, recent high school graduate and self-proclaimed cool guy, finds himself newly located at a prestigious college with an adorably aggravating suite mate and a Freshman adviser that he can't get out of his head.

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

GPI is a paranormal investigators team, but when a trip to a graveyard to test out their new equipment goes terribly wrong, Dave is the one to suffer most of the spiritual blows.

Your name is Dave Strider and you have offically ruined your brother's life. Take a trip through the bond between Bro and Dave. Stridercest, emotional crap, maybe smut. Updates soon.

John has come down with a cold AND fever, and Dave came to visit. What happens when Dave comes with... The dreaded Buckley's?

John is having troubles at school, with getting beat up, stolen from, and even death threats. He tells Dave, and he instantly wants to help him. They both soon realize that they like each other, but will it last? PepsiCola, M for so much smut you don't even know, language, and probably some other slight triggers. Assorted other ships are included too!

All things start out clean, new and fresh. The snow was always the whitest when it was first falling. The new couple was always the happiest. But like all things, nothing stayed pure forever. [There are a few ships in here. (Erisol, EriKat, SolAA, SolDave) The content is rated M for things that might happen later but the start won't be that intense. This will be an on-going story.]

In a program where twelve trolls are selected to attend school on Earth, Karkat meets John Egbert, the ever cheerful Nic Cage fanatic, and his friends. Will Karkat's insecurity about his mutation impede his possible matespritship? Will John deny his feelings for another male? Relationships aside, what of Her Imperious Condescension and her nefarious plots for Earth?

When all you wanted to do was message your motherfucking Flush-crush and move on with your life but, oh no, you had to like them even more. You had to somehow become partners in your next project. You had to kiss them. Yeah, now what are you going to do you idiot? Your name is Gamzee Makara and you have no idea why you didn't just leave Karkat alone *Highschool AU* sucky summary

Okay. This is an rp between me and my best friend so be warned. It is full of smut and headcannon and yeah... So that is your warning.

England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.

Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?

Naruto is the son of a company owner. His father doesn't care for him since his mother died. When he finally runs away he gets brought into the Akatsuki's care. He cooks and works in the bar. But that also included sexual harassment? All Members x Naruto

Karkat is a loner college kid finding solace in a coffee shop when he is verbally attacked by a blond hipster. With no one to rant to about the incident, he turns to his best friend-who just happens to be an internet anon. /complete

Akasuna no Sasori is a psychologist whose life revolves around his work and study; he has no passion greater than that of his field. But what happens when he develops feelings that make him doubt his own sanity? What happens when a certain blonde patient sends his life spiraling out of control? SasoDei; yaoi/boy love. No like, no read, no flame. M for language and adult themes.

John is left caring for an injured Karkat when a crash suddenly leaves the latter flightless, and near defenseless in the Sierra Mountains. Birdstuck AU, with Trollbirds.

John has been attending college for three weeks now with his best friends and dear sister Jade, but what happens when he finds out that he's being stalked by a girl with a spider obsession and a blind girl with a thing for the color red, all for a friend of there's with a serious crush on John. DaveXJohn and other pairings to come.

Gamzee Makara thought he would be able to keep himself in line, but that wasn't the case at all. He never wanted to hurt anyone... Especially him. WARNING! THIS IS A SEQUEL OF THE STORY "LOUSY" Rated Mature of drugs, violence, language, and hot homo action. Human/HighschoolStuck. NEXT UPDATE: THIS FRIDAY! I promise... u v u

John and Dave go to the same private school, but in an AU where they're not friends from right off the bat, things get a little difficult. John has a crush on the intimidating Dave Strider, Events happen, and crushed, John doesn't trust anybody anymore. Now nineteen and seeing Dave again at College, things get really confusing.

Not facing your sins is a sin in and of itself- no matter how appealing it may seem; but when life jerks you around, and everything you hold dear is crumbling beneath you, would you turn to the arms fellow sinner for comfort? Journey through a story where brothers have already acted on their lust. When Innocence is broken, and trust is shattered, but the need to touch lingers on.

A sequel story to "Quiet Confessions". After unknowingly confessing his feelings to America while he was ill,Prussia slowly begins to realize that the young nation may indeed return the same feelings for him. WARNING Yaoi and possible fluff/mature. PruAme

Sollux is a 20-something nobody programer. On April 13th he suddenly has the uncanny urge to go out to the club, but neither Feferi or Aradia will go with him. When his DJ friend, Dave Strider, sends him to the bar for shots he runs into Eridan who offers to buy him a drink. Little does Sollux know but this isn't the first time they've met...

"When Sollux finds that he's lost the one thing his life revolves around, he turns to his room mate and best friend, Karkat, for help." (What is good description. This will contain smut, so be warned. I'll try and update as much as possible. I love reviews so feel free to leave one with your opinion on things.)

ON HIATUS! After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI. RAPE/ABUSE TRIGGER WARNING

"Un magnete sei, mi attrai sempre più a te," Roma murmured in his ear as he thrust, and Veneziano couldn't help the overjoyed tears. He loved Roma so much... Their platonic relationship up to unification, their romance since, where they stand now. Itacest

Dave had a troubled past, one he wanted to forget. So he moved, ready for a fresh start. Karkat was just a sexually-frustrated eighteen-year-old who wanted a relationship and someone to trust. DaveKat Humanstuck.

In technology crazed England, prostitutes practically give live shows to passersby on the streets in a new pleasure element called Prostitution Tubes. What happens when a certain American stumbles upon a changed Englishman sitting patiently in his Tube? AU.

A short little France/England story. I think it's called a drabble? I'm not sure. Human names used. Mentions of sex, but none to be seen. Arthur just realized how much his love for Francis is like Wonderland.

Karkat is in a fool mood again, though it seems worst that it usually is... Maybe a little rest would help him back to his regular level of angriness.

AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.

When Gamzee leaves, Karkat has to deal with his shitty life alone. Finally after four years, they are reunited. But is Gamzee still the same person that Karkat knew? GamKar JohnKat Humanstuck AU

WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.

Your name is Sollux Captor, and you've been assigned to watch guard over a human named Karkat Vantas. Sounds easy enough, right? Wrong, he's a huge asshole who can't get his lovelife in order.

Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction

Dave has a secret crush on his best bro, none other than John Egbert, and it's basically ruining his life. Rated T for swearing and mild sexual scenes/terms.

8-10 CH. Karkat and snow don't mix.. And they really DONT MIX when he is snowed in with the last person he would be alone with. RATED M. JohnKat/Karkat x John, other pairings might include EriSol, past Nepeta/Karkat, and etc.

Karkat Vantas is in his second year of college, and is finding himself frequently haunted by dark memories of the past. What happens when the nightmares that have been tearing him apart suddenly become a violent and terrifying reality?

Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!

The nations are holding a normal meeting when suddenly...zombies! Can they work past their differences to survive? Sorry, I suck at summaries, please still give it a chance! Collaboration with KittyKat2583.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

It all started when he got comfort from Bro. It was innocent at first, and Dave even enjoyed it. Even when it escalated from there. WARNING: Contains Stridercest, yaoi, some language. Smut in later on chapters.

There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.

Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU

Francis gives Gilbert a late birthday gift. Unfortunately, he receives a rude little Austrian kitty. What will Gilbert do with his new aristo-cat?

Romano has been kidnapped, and Spain will do anything to get him back. How far would you go to save someone you loved? Mainly Spamano, with DenNor and SuFin.

Mathew lives in a village that has to give up a virgin to a vampire every month. What happens when he is taken away by the handsome albino? Sounds better than it is...hopefully ;A; M for mature scenes -Prucan, Spamano, FrUK

Francis has felt enough hurt and heartbreak from the Englishman whom he loves so dearly, but can Arthur truly show Francis how much he truly means to him? Human names used, Rated M for Self Harm, Suicide, Depression and foul language.

"What he didn't notice was the pair of hungry green eyes watching him from the rafters, the creature's tail wrapped securely around the beams as it watched him from above. Silent, hunting, and waiting for the right time to strike." Snakeman!Arthur/Alfred, Fantasy AU.

While attempting to live in a world so cold, Arthur finds salvation through a strange businessman and his kindness. UsUk, Warning: Character death, rape, prostitution

Hidan is sent by Jashin to smite heathens and Kakuzu earns his money as a monster hunter. What will happen when Kakuzu is sent on a mission to kill Hidan? Will he be able to complete the task? KakuHidan Other pairings hinted. I suck at summaries...

In which Romano jumps to conclusions, and America goes along for the ride. They'll get it sorted out eventually, right? M for language, sexual situations. Romano/America. Amateur M writer, be warned!

RP between America's Nantucket and me. Arthur bites off a little more than he can chew when he winds up pet to Alfred, halfbreed devil 'extraordinaire.'

Freelance writer Arthur Kirkland buys a new house for himself, not caring about how strangely cheap it was, and yet so big. However, he finds out that a certain someone is in the house with him. And he's not alive. How will he get rid of him? M now

Haunted by a tragedy of the past and constant bullying at a school full of rich kids, Alfred hides all his pain behind a mask of happiness. What happens when his tormentor – a certain "awesome" Prussian – finds out about his secrets?

When Germany gets sick and stops going to World Meetings, America finds himself obsessing over the Silver haired Prussian sent to take Germany's place. PrussiaxAmerica!

After Arthur's death Alfred sees no point in staying alive. That is until he finds a special Angel.

It was just one time, and it was only a drunken accident! Surely it should just be forgotten. That is, until Lovino and Gilbert realize this won't be as easy as they thought. Prumano

SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.

Orphan kittens are often expected to have a short life span. In Sakura's case, she has an entire nine lives to think about death. Even if...it's spent in the comfort of some weirdo bent on snagging all the nine Bijuu. UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Read at your own consent.

Sasori's new neighbor won't stop making noise and the landlord is blaming Sasori! The redhead gets kicked out of his apartment and foreces Deidara to let him move in with him, as the blonde is the cause of his homelessness.

What happens when the Akatsuki is transported into our world, and they're BIRDS! Freakin' hilarity. Rated T for Hidan. I do not own Naruto. Crack fic. Gary-sueish. Now rated M for the mentions of sexual content in chapter 56! Also, add-on to end note of Chapter 57! IMPORTANT!

It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins

Sasori and Deidara have been going out for three years now and are going to meet the blond's family up in Iwagakure but there are many things that Sasori did not expect. Who knew getting married would be so hard? SasoDei, yaoi, minor ItaDei! ANGST!

The Naruto gang recieves strange messages. What will happen when they all meet at the Tenchi Bridge? Akatsuki, Orochimaru's gang, and Konoha...somehow all smooshed together in one story! Yeah, "smooshed" is a word. Check the Tobitionary TO-bi-shun-air-ee

Romano and Gilbert have been in an intimate relationship for quite some time. Nobody has the slighest clue. What can go wrong? Jealousy, distrust and people ready to steal your lover? Surely not, right? Intense Yaoi. -To be edited-.

The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*

America wakes up in an alternate universe, and finds himself joining a resistance movement against the German Empire. The leader of the German Empire? Gilbert Beilschmidt. The leader of the resistance movement? Prussia.

Akatsuki may be S-ranked criminals, but due to their status as missing-nin, they are technically still mere Genin! Disgusted by the fact, Pein assigns the members to participate in the Chunin Exams. Sasuke & Rookie 9 also take the Exam at the same time...