Hello and welcome to my profile. Here's a little bit about myself. I'm a person who loves to write and I hope that my writing has got better. I love video games. My favorite Game series is Fable. I also love to read. After a few years of inactivity and leaving stories to die, I think it's time for me to clean out my stories. All the ones that I can't savage I'll delete and the ones that I think stand a chance at survival I'll rewrite.

Copy and paste stuff:

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you think your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.

~ If you think child abuse should continue, don't paste this onto your profile.

98 of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're not confused when I say the Mario brother's brother is Mario, and the Mario brother's brother's brother's rival is Waluigi, copy this to your profile.

If you think Mewtwo was cut from Brawl because Sakurai wanted Tabuu to be the single strongest character on the game and Mewtwo would have screwed it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that music is music and don't care if it was from a video game, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more stuff than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? Isn't it just bloody freaking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE (BLEEP!) CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION WHORE', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE (BLEEP!) JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT (BLEEP!)ING SOME RANDOM GUY/GIRL ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU (BLEEP!)ED HIM/HER. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY/GIRL OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOY/GIRLFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEMBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUCKING (BLEEP!), CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING!

If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile

Current Projects

Nightmares: Ever since that fateful day, one young Sparrow has had constant nightmares. Now he gets his chance to avenge the death of his sister. His quest will take him many places. Can he stay sane throughout it all?

Planned Rewrites

Pokemon IX: Ash is just a thief from a band of thieves called Tantalus. His life will turn upside down when the princess, Misty, begs him to kidnap her. Is Ash ready for the adventure that lies in wait?(Low Priority. I'll get to it when I find time.)

Pokemon Teal: I knew that I should of been wary when I got the offer, but I couldn't resist buying it. Now me and my little brother are stuck in this awful situation. The change was instantaneous but the effects are long lasting.(Medium Priority. I'm excited to write this one. I'll probably start rewriting it when I run out of muse of Nightmares.)

Pokemon Crimson Lightning: It is said, over the ages in a small region named Regrass, that when their land was created a giant war raged through the land. Pokemon and human alike died in the brutality of it all. It is believed by most that a single tear ended the bloodshed. This tear, having dropped from the eyes of a creature so powerful that the humans referred to as Kakami, filled the land with a sense of peace causing pokemon and humans to live in peace. What would happen if the single crystallized tear were to be found? Let's find out.(Highest Priority. I have an awesome idea for this rewrite. I'll probably write it between updates on Nightmares.)