HI! ok, my name is Lien and I LOVE TO WRITE!! I dont put much up on here becasue I never have the time to type stuff, I mostly just write them by hand... when I get around to actually typing them, you guys will be the first to know! XD

My best friend is the creative one... i just kinda get and idea and roll with it!

HHMMMMM, do i smell cookies?! Mmmm, gota go grab FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

if you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball! Copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!

Ways to get back at pickup lines:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

For those of you who know I am agnostic, this is what I say to you:

I respect what you believe, but do not believe it. I respect all who believe in something, but do not put my own beliefs in it. My choice is my own, I have total free will. those who must be a part of something do not, but that is their choice as it is mine to choose otherwise.

These are some of the reviews I have left people: (if you got this review I absolutely loved your story!)

1.)

Please Read it all, it is funny!

Vampires RULE! Says my alter ego. I'm not crazy, i swear. NOT Crazy, Not Crazy, Not Crazy, (Looks around nervously) weird smile and cough HI! maybe i am psycodelic. And I do know I need therapy, I'm getting in the car now. Vroom Vroom screech Oops, so that's what that pedal does. Oh well, it only costed a lot more money than I currently own. Although that could just be a dollar. I'm poor. Read my story so it can get published, and I will be RICH! Money is cool! WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE! Okay, i'm on my way to therapy now I pwomise. Pretty red car. Ooh, it says Ferari. Let's see what this button does. BOOM Oopseys,. I'm sorry. Please don't hu-
Alter Ego: OOh, Scary guy chasing me with bazooka. Killed alter ego. Run away screaming. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
C-squared and DD More on bottom! SROLL DOWN!Or I send DD da crazy aftur u! OH! Pretty Bubbles!

HI!

My Commercial...
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Slurp!
Computer tastes FuNny!

Eww,... its slobbery!

BYE!

2.)

Me Likey! sorry, chelsea's my weird alter ego. i'm the intelligent author person. read my starstruck, pwease, pwease! I give you cookie, and shiny stuff. Wow, maybe I'm the weird alter ego after all? Random smartical's rule! :D