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 i have a wife...our moms think were dikes... the most phisical thing in our relationship is biting...literaly, we bite each others arms and necks...and face...:D...ya we've been divorced um...cant remember how manytimes though...yus my bby is Andrazuria go read her fics she is really talented! and dont worry we arent dikes...come on dont act like you didnt think we were! :D |
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Teh Notes 0o by Flat-Lining Inside reviews
Notes Between different Cullens, Hales, and Swan! The first one was an actual note me and my best friend wrote lol! Co-writer and Best bud -Bella-: Preference-fuels-passion! She has two other really good stories, go check them out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
It's My Life by Andrazuria reviews
Bella is confident, outgoing, knows what she wants and will let nobody stop her from getting it. Edward, the dark mystreious vampire, who has all but given up on life, meets her and him, and his families lives will never bee the same. DISCONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Goes Gangsta! by purrbastian reviews
Honestly, probably the weirdest story you've ever read. It's completely random and meant to put the characters in OCC form. Warming: this may cause you to pee your pants from laughing so hard. Reader's discretion is advised. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete