Hello fellow fanfiction fans! Wait, that didn't come out right... Ah, the hell with it. I'm a huge fan of Scrubs, as well as Star Trek, and I also like Halo, Baldur's Gate, Sonic, and a variety of other things, to be added as I publish more stories. I'm only 16, and in high school, so don't be too harsh with reviews! :P

(j/k)

Anyway, thanks for checking out my little hole in the huge wall that is the Internet.

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If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And he's one of my best friends! I actually have two.)

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at her, just remember, she was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Girls are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a girl today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Bella, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, SMARTALIENQT, Sarek of Vulcan,

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it : copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own hulking feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth.

I am a GUY and I DANCE so I MUST be gay.

I am a FOOTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be stupid.

I am SMART, so I MUST be a geek.

I have a SCAR, so I MUST be a cutter.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Sarek of Vulcan

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, SMARTALIENQT, Sarek of Vulcan.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, and Sarek of Vulcan.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you can sing along with classical music that has no actual words, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Although I am not homosexual or bisexual, I support their rights and believe that they have as much right to freedoms in this country and all others as any heterosexual people.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. IT IS OFFICIAL: HARRY POTTER, BRIGHT LIGHT IN OUR DARK DAYS, IS DONE. ALL FICS ARE NOW AU, AND I AM SAD. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING HPWS (HARRY POTTER WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME), COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

More Quotes! Yay!

"Ohhhhhh!

Who lives in our castle although she’s no good?

Ugly Umbridge!

She never takes hints how to live like she should!

Ugly Umbridge!

If you are like me and you want to farewell

Ugly Umbridge!

Then listen, my lads, to the story I tell of

Ugly Umbridge!

Let’s kick Umbridge,

Let’s beat Umbridge,

Let’s bomb Umbridge,

Ugly Umbridge!" From Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow (sung to Spongebob Squarepants theme)

Anne Walsh (whydoyouneedtoknow) is one of the best writers on here. Read every single Dangerverse fic if you love Harry Potter, or even if you don't and want to read better!

Shakespeare's Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."-Mark Twain

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."-William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew

"Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? "-Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

"I have not failed, I have just found 1, 000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison

"Shooting this show is pretty intense. You lose your life. But I have no life, so it's perfect!"-David Krumholtz

"We need dry-erase boards. Lots of dry erase boards."-Charlie Eppes, Black Swan

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Well-behaved women NEVER, EVER, IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS make history."-me

"What are you talking about? I'm not suffering from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"-me, inspired by bumper sticker

"And at what point did you realize this?"-me, whenever someone says something blatantly obvious.

"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there."-Thomas Berger

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids' copy and paste this into your profile.

If Lord Mandalore has made you laugh, ever. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Michael Jackson and OJ were guilty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

I'M A FURRY AND PROUD OF IT!!

If your a furry and aren't afraid to say it loud a proudly paste the above and this into your bio

OMG READ THIS This is what a true friend is NO LIE!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIEND: Has you on speed dial.

FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

TheJDizzle