![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hi I'm Bananas! Wow I hate doing these bio things! I never know what to say, how am i suppose to accurately describe myself, and why should i for that matter i feel like a used car salesman trying to hock myself to you people. And the pressure, if i don't come up with the correct set of words will you all hate me, ignore me, wish i were dead. But I digress back to the bio...uggg...So instead of trying to convince you to like me i'm going to list 20 factoids about myself and you can gather what you want will from it. 1.I can't wake up to an alarm clock. 2.I love Diet Dr.Pepper but i can't stand the real stuff.( And if your wondering I am a Pepper too.) 3. I Collect Piggy Banks! 3.The only permanent item on my cork board is a pair of pink Build-a-Bear panties. 4.My Favorite picture of all time is my mother hugging my sisters, as they all cry watching the snow fall at Christmas time in Main Street America in Disneyland! 5.I sing show tunes...to shows I've never seen. 6.I have the Tri-Wizard Cup! And Hufflepuff Robes, and a wand, okay two wands! And I wear them to the midnight showings of the Movie. And also maybe when we have HP movie marathons, or if I'm cold! 7.I went to Comicon last year and I proudly purchased DICE!! 8.I own every single expansion pack for the Sims 2! 9.I once murdered my own beta fish named Senor Baja, because he killed my ghost shrimp named Ariel and Ephraim.(Oh Ephraim your Sexy, Right Back at you Baby!) 10.When I was a kid, i was afraid of all things, "Imaginary". I didn't trust the Easter bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. I use to hide under the tables at Chucky Cheese when the people would come out dressed as the characters. I didn't even trust Santa! I have a picture of me as a toddler kicking Goofy! I still get a little creeped out. 11.We have cats/dogs named after Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, and Rent Characters. Also we have a dog who's middle name is Sting because the music he's made over the years, I don't really listen to it but the fact that he's making it i really respect that! 12.Tivo is the single greatest creation known to man! 13.I have 3 bobble heads, one is Lance Bass, the second is JC Chase (Dance Break BYE BYE BYE Don't wanna be a fool for you, just another player in this game for two. You may hate me but it aint no lie baby BYE BYE BYE!) and lastly Clay Aiken who now is wearing purple eyeshadow and has red highlights curiosity of my sharpie addition. 14.I watch old Doris Day Rock Hudson movies way more than I should! 15.I memorized the entire battle of wits from the Princess Bride, including but not limited to the manic laughter. 16.After reading a fanfic were the characters eat Doritos dipped in cream cheese, i can't stop thinking about cream chesse and i will probably be going to the store after this list is complete to retrieve said cream cheese. 17.I am almost nineteen and I live in California and I can't drive! 18.If society would allow I would be bare foot ALL the time. 19. I am probably going to hell for my frequent use of the phrase, "It's hotter than Jesus!" that and I threaten "I will Shoot you in the Face!" to my siblings at least once a day! 20.I finished the last Harry Potter book in twelve hours! I finished Breaking Dawn in six! So...Yeah...That's It...ummmm...Why don't we pretend this never happened!...Okay just forget it!...Please don't hold this against my FanFiction...Please...Okay I'm gonna go before I embarrass myself further...K Bye...Smell yeah later...Peace Out! |
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