kleepalmerhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. Follow me on Twitter: @kleepalmer I'm Canadian. I'm nineteen years old. I have two cats and one dog. My animals are my soulmates and I would die without them. I've only been writing for srs for about two years, but I've been working up to it my entire life. I have a shitty laptop but it's my best friend. I'm friendly and outgoing. I have the best friends in the world. My family is dysfunctional but I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm a music junkie. My iPod could have survived WWII. My favorite food is cheeseburgers. Music: Muse, Kings of Leon, Linkin Park, Blind Melon, Alanis Morisette, Blue October, Bon Iver, Coldplay, Shinedown, CCR, Eminem, Jason Mraz, Lady Gaga, Kesha, Michael Bublé, Taylor Swift, Pearl Jam, Owl City, Sublime Movies: Avatar, Lords of Dogtown, The Notebook, Into The Wild, Alpha Dog, Harry Potter, The Dark Knight, Donnie Darko, Knocked Up, Superbad, Pineapple Express, Sweeney Todd, Remember Me, Alice In Wonderland The wonderfully talented AngstGoddess003 made me fall in love with this fandom and I will be forever in her debt. Slow Motion characters: Playing With Fire characters: |
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Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6337 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glimmer Darkly by Rochelle Allison reviews
She loses him almost as soon as she finds him... but things aren't always what they seem. Will Bella follow her heart down the rabbit hole? AU-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 3271 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,568 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookends by Bella'sExecutioner reviews
AH/AU Edward and Bella are two lost souls in a sea of lost souls… but love conquers all. Right? Rated M for harsh language/Lemons/Slash/mature content/Drug Use. The story spans the lives of these characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 333,360 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her Death by KaTieitsMEE reviews
This is a short poem that I wrote on my outlook on Bella's life without Jacob, or Edward, and what she would do with out her true love as her life went on. This is my first poem/fanfic. Bella's suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Act by IannaBray reviews
A/H,A/U: What a tangled web we weave. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are enraptured in their own worlds, when they meet and start to form a bond. Secrets are revealed that may destroy any ounce of security they feel and put walls up that were torn down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
beautiful disaster by lady.lucks reviews
they say the past has a way of catching up with you; rose, no matter how perfect she may be, is not exempt from the rules of life. the fates have woven an intricate tale for her, difficult decisions for her to make with no promises guaranteed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Rosalie
Money, Sex, Money, Cat by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Just what were those other people in the restaurant thinking? BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meteor by BasicallyRed reviews
New Moon from Edward's perspective, this story is following in Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun footsteps, or at least what I believe they were, I have not read the draft. See what happens to Edward when he leaves Bella... and his world tumbles into darknes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
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Playing With Fire reviews
Isabella is an aspiring novelist; Mr. Cullen is a famous Seattle book publisher. It is fate that brings them together, but will fate turn the other cheek when Mr. Cullen's business and personal life are destroyed completely? Rated M for lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tainted Innocence reviews
AU-AH. Bella Swan knows she should say goodbye and turn her back on her foolish impulses, but Edward Cullen has an irreversible effect on her, which forces her to make the choices she never thought she'd face. Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Slow Motion reviews
Living a life of constant fear and hiding is not a life at all. Well, not until a beautiful brown-eyed beauty steps in and takes away the darkness. AH-AU. OOC. Rated M for lemons. ExB. Explicit drug use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
For The Love of Crackers reviews
Edward's fantasies about living on human food get the best of him, and he gives into his urges. OOC, totally silly. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Forever reviews
It had happened many times before when the monster inside roared to life, but this was the only time it truly mattered. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Okay reviews
Edward and Bella weren’t always this damaged. There was a time when they wanted nothing more than to be wrapped in one anothers arms. And now, looking through the glass at the carnage they've created, being tangled together doesn’t seem so bad. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Bella