Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovle ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Normal people, think being invisable is impossible. Hetalia Fan's, KNOW being invisable is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselve's because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fan's, wouldn't kill themselves's because they love themself's too much.

Normal people, say " Yolo and Swag ". Hetalian Fan's, say "Make Pasta not War ".

Normal People, love's Flordia! Hetalia Fan's, are smart enough to NOT go to Flordia.

Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalian Fan's, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fan's, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fan's, are Mother Russia.

Normal People, aren't heros. Hetalian Fan's, we are SuperMan!

Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fan's, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fan's, is a family!

Normal people, don't belive in magic. Hetalia Fan's, live's with unicorns!

Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fan's, will repost this!

……….
………. Put this on your
………. page if you have
……... ever pushed a
………. door that said pull.
……….

I just found out that I have an uncle Iggy and an uncle Artie!!!! *fangirls*

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually like "

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Person 1: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: A man walks into a bar. What is the first thing he says?

Person 2: Gimme a beer?

Person 1: No. He says "Ow."

Female

Fe=Iron

Male=man

Thus,

Female=Iron Man

Face it, girls are just that awesome.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are forever alone and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

What?

Did you expect me to be that horrible thing called NORMAL?!

HA! HAHAHA!!! What a laugh, I'm anything but normal! After all, insanity doesn't just run in my blood.

It hops, jumps, skips, strolls, jogs, cartwheels, flys, drives, swims and occasionally pogo-sticks. :D

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!