A blonde ninja who changed his job occupation to that of a ramen chef meets an extremely lecherous teenager who will probably be called Oppai Dragon sooner or later. This story devolves from there. Involves subpar grammar, subparier comedy and the subpariest sense of structuring ever.

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem

Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.

What if when Minato summoned the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi into Naruto, he unlocked a power that was dormant within Naruto, after which he is then taken away from Konoha and is trained in the art of the Shinigami.

In Konoha, after 'Will of Fire' Team work is given the most priority. Through team work they complete mission, protect their village and make name. But each generation a special Team is formed, laced with every form of Shinobi way they create legends. and Now the most powerful team is formed. Four people with the power of Divine will create legends never seen before.

It was the end, the shinobi world had been destroyed by Madara and the Juubi. With no other alternative, Naruto along with his only remaining friend Gaara sacrificed their lives to seal Madara and the Juubi within Naruto. But the end was only the beginning. Abandoned.

No one's ever wondered just what the heck was written in the Scroll of Seals... But then again, it was just a one-episode plot device to create one of the top shounen stories of all time, anyway... Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wives, Uzumaki Naruto will rise! Ladies'Man!Naruto. Smartass factor is a Kenchi618 ripoff. Sorry bro, but it's just too badass for me not to give it a try.

From Rokudaime Hokage to the Second coming of the Snake Sannin, from Kumo's Thunder God to the Water Demon of Uzushiogakure, the being known as The Eternal Sage has journeyed across an infinite number of realities and played an infinite number of roles. Now, he takes the place of Uzumaki Naruto and shakes the very heavens themselves. Note: this is not a serious fic...Godlike Naruto