SpitRangerX is a new author to the fanfiction community. He is currently developing a parody of Maple Story fanfiction; it involves a wimpy bowman, his vicious friends, weapons regulations, stump-hugging mages, espionage, and a coup d'etat. It is an epic romance, a bildungsroman, and an autobiography of his experiences as a long time fan of the popular online game. Stalkers can find traces of SpitRanger's existence in Broa, where he is happily obsessed with his newfound powers as a ranger.