Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM

Freddie is hurting himself. Why is he doing this? Can Spencer save him?

Light struggles with his want of a forbidden kind while Kira is causing havoc in the Lycan territory. Will L understand his feelings and solve the murders of his brethren?

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"

Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!

What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

One-Shots No. 50 - Certain; Predestined; Inescapable; Unavoidable; Inevitable: Incapable of being prevented or evaded. Excerpt from Chapter: Yes, things had been destined to be a runaround for the both of them from the start. LxLight

Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.

Just the lightest of touches to Canada's knee, and suddenly the entire meeting is completely ruined. Smexings in a broom, ahem, Utility closet. Who could ask for more?

It wasn’t normal to wake up, in the middle of the night, sweating and panting with damp boxers with the name of the boy who was raised as his brother. It just wasn’t normal. Hell, he was pretty sure it was wrong. But he couldn't help it. Alfred/Matthew

When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

Giver, what are you doing?" JonasxGiver I DO NOT OWN THE GIVER IN ANYWAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!

Craig doesn't know what Tweek is anymore. But it's scary as hell. MA for sexual content and language and bloodplay. One-shot.

A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.

“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

Billy has a very interesting question for Grim...

How was Jack Spicer, a script editor living in an apartment in New York, to know how much trouble taking in a stray could cause? CHACK

Vampire's don't have fangs for a reason, you know. But Darren's never been one to listen, most of all to his mentor. Slash, Mr CxDarren

Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...

Chris runs into Wesker at the residence in the courtyard outside of the mansion. After saving his captain's life, he's pulled into a nearby room and punished for his recklessness. Chris/Wesker slash BEWARE.

CHACK After years of blind hero-worship, Jack Spicer has finally become Chase Young’s evil apprentice. It’s been a year, but his efforts to appease his new master have gone unappreciated . . . and Jack has had just about enough.

A series of kinky drabbles between Spencer and Freddie, written while procrastinating on another story. Five drabbles per chapter. Rated M for a reason.

Join Tom and Harry as they go through the pains of pregnancy. Tantrums, weird food, and mysteries ensue. Sequel to Kitty Love. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC

It's yet another contest. 182769 TYL yaoi phonesex masterbation oneshot

Sequel. After all these failed attempts to gain MMP back, has Monkey Fist really stolen them for a night of pleasure? In the bed hes tied to, Ron dreams that he & Monty fight using the powers that shouldnt be within him anymore. Better summary inside.

Harry and Draco are getting married. One of them has the bright idea to stop having sex for one week before the wedding. Madness ensues! Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR

Light discovers L's eloquence; yaoi

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai

Ten almost drabbles. Some just over, some just under. Five Drake/Josh five Spencer/Freddie. Slash, don't like it go away. Rating T-M

Ed gasped, shaking a little as he looked into Russell's eyes. Damn him and his kinks... Russel/Ed PWP, Lemon, Tentacles.

Rufus wakes up on Christmas day in his little pine tree house to hear his owner...have a guest over. One-shot.

Murdoc hurts 2D and has some difficulties apologizing.

182769 - Kyoya Hibari/Tsuna Sawada/Mukuro Rokudo, sex --- Hibari, Mukuro & Tsuna are trapped in a closet and try their best not to get caught.

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

182769 - Kyoya Hibari/Tsuna Sawada/Mukuro Rokudo, Sex, biting, spanking, all that good stuff --- Tsuna, gets into some "fun" with Hibari and Mukuro and ends up covered in bites and bruises and damn well enjoys it.

Light is bitten on the hand by an insomniatic man he picks up on the street. He later finds that he was given "the mark of the undead," and is expected to fufil his duty as the God of Death. Vampfic LxLight; Rated M for later chapters

AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV

Light, irritated with L's constant sugar consumption,trips Matsuda while he's bringing L his daily cake—his last cake in the hotel because Watori is sick. And now L plans to take his revenge, with the help of a tube of icing.Yaoi L x Light Twoshot. Lemon

Just as the title says

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-

Light won't buy anything sweet for L and he's going to really regret it when L starts picturing Light as a giant banana split. LxLight

Sasuke is in need of a distraction...

What Misa doesn't know? well she will find out thats a promise! Songfic 'Scotty doesn't know', pairing Light and L, I would like to thank Synonymous Brian for giving my the Idea, rated T for language

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Light has succeeded in becoming Kira, and L is coming along for the ride. Watch as they struggle with awkward meetings, crazy paparazzi, and each other's boundless stupidity. Ah, the toils of ruling the world! AU, OOC-ness, Shounen-Ai, Crack. --ON HIATUS-

Little something for 2D's birthday on the 23rd. He's 30 now, such a big boy. Murdoc/2D

Envy has always been a practical joker. Then his jokes go one step to far and his main target- Edward- feels his life is now in danger because of it AU

AU. Oneshot. L is the creepy intern in the school computer lab, and Raito's computer just broke.

Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.

AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.

I luv Halloween Pig Pig sees a cat in the tree, and Finch and him end up making a deal with Devil Lad to get it out. Later on, they find out that it is a little more then they really want. Warning, the Pov changes throughout the story. Pig PigXFinch

Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.

Heat. A warm mouth suffocating his thoughts away. Ragged, harsh breathing. He was lost to the goldeneyed divinity. “I dare you to tell me I love you.” [EdwardxRussell, lemon, yaoi, angst, some RussxFletcher hints]

[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?

Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.

When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.

Slade REALLY regrets doing something. SladeRobin PARODY. Some mentioning of slash, so rated M to be sure. Oneshot.

2D receives a lesson in the complex art of kissing.

CoxJD: Cox's interest becomes clear to JD once he pieces together why Cox always teases him.

After complete exhaustion, Raito gets a fever. Since he is chained to the boy, Ryuuzaki feels it is his duty to get Raito better quickly in his…own way. RyuuzakiXRaito. new chapter

NOT WORK SAFE. Sasuke is summoned to Orochimaru's chamber after training. Yaoi.

Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.

Around 10 years in the future, Maggie still doesn't talk, but she does think quite a bit.

A short convo between ItachiSasuke, can you guess what they're talking about? R&R

Sokka is taken prisoner on a Firebender raid, and then brought to Zuko's prisoner hold. How will Sokka survive, how will Zuko survive the loud mouthed side kick? COMPLETE

It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT

You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]

The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]

Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.

Like a fly in a web... complete with a weak, useless resistance. He was already doomed: doomed to be killed. To be consumed. To be savored, enjoyed. [ZxD flavored, OneShot ficlet]

My name is Dustin...

It's disgusting this HUMAN filth. Their adults beat their smeets. I find this world horriable, and not even WORTHY of my conquest. The only one worth living is my enemy. ZADR

It's okay to leak sometimes. You're allowed to have feelings too.

[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.