So.

I am not the worlds most profound writer. Most of what you will see from me will most likely be one or more of the following: gay, incestuous, fluffy, stupid, or disturbing. If that offends you, I suggest you run a hundred kilometres in the other direction and cover yourself head to toe with barbed wire. Most of my stuff will be AU and extremely OOC because for the most part, I do not follow the movies/TV shows/books/games anymore and have not done so for several years. I simply like the characters. Do not question me on this.

I do not understand Japanese lingo. I am a rare breed of non-anime worshippers, so Japanese greetings, phrases, exclamations and name suffixes mean absolutely zero to me.

I do not, in fact, live in West Virginia. In reality, I am not even a resident of the United States. Never was, so there.

Ciao.