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Poll: Should i continue writing MY Whacked up world or just give up. I honestly need help because of living conditions and other things. It would be easier but a i don't want to upset the masses. Vote Now!
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Joined 05-28-08, id: 1588930, Profile Updated: 12-15-09
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

Age- 16 (said 13 for awhile until i realized i hit the wrong button)

Height-5'3

Weight- (under weight sadly)

Hair-Long redish brownish naturally curly

Single

sex-female

hobbies- reading, writing, listening to music, stopping to "smell the flowers", anything that a monkey CAN'T DO!!

I'm a lonely gothic teenager with a retarted family and awesome bffs.

I hate posers, meat (vegetarin), squash my little brother, onions, anything spicy and root beer.

I love being a vegetarin, CheyChey(shey shey) tomatoes(MMMMMMM!!) tea and anything else that i'm to lazy wright down. Oh and YAOI YURI AND anything sexy and my cousin Emily even though she thinks i'm out to kill her. She's sorta like a paranoid hinata with a thing for cubans. CheyChey likes irish guys with red hair and hairy arms (way off topic). I like anything with a personality.

I'm bi- If you don't like i don't care

If anybody sees spelling or grammar mistakes PLEASE for the love of buddha Tell ME!!

Home U.S.A. Ky

eyes- blue and gold (two different colored eyes- natural)

music - evanscence- within temptation- marilyn manson- 3 days grace- theme songs- him- avril lavinge & so on

Anime- anything i can get hooked on

I've seen or read

Karin

Inuyasha

Ouran high school host club

Fruit basket

Naruto

Kiba

ETC.

Fyi

Cool websites to visit

100 free online anime www.onemanga.com

cute stories and quizzes www.quizzilla.com (Look me up Mintylies)

Awesome erotica stories includes- gay -lesbian- bondage- romantic-and so on www.literotica.com (if you need directions on this sight email me)

Also has online shop for all fantasy needs

Fun online communitys

www.alienaa.com

Free anime videos

www.zomganime.com

www.animewoot.com

fav quotes

NOOOO!! You're gonna kill me with kool-aid and chapy sticks (my cousin emily)

Don't mess with america, we have guns

I'm big, you're not. Have a nice day

I'm the first super hero from new jersey (toxic avenger)

Intelligence is only measured by ones imagination ( does anybody knows who said this cause i think i might have and if i did i claim it.)

GAWD!! You can be so annoyzazing. (me to my crazed cousin emily)

It's not rape, it's surprised sex.

Never ever masturbate with a pickle. It stings!! (My . . . Mom 0o ;;)

i've recently become ill and now have forced the wrath of my cousin Emily apon you all as she reads and hopefully replies to all my reviews. Hope fully. please bare with her and vote on the poll

thanks

minty-chan

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1 Sai

2 Hinata

3 Naruto

4 Iruka

5 Sasuke

6 Tenten

7 Kakashi

8 Tobi

9 Deidara

10 Pein

11 Oudon

12 Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

not yet

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course Iruka is a sexy dolphin

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tobi would officially become a badboy

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes- lot's of sex and blood

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

AWWW!! That would be soo CUTE!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9 deffiently 5/9

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Be really jealous. 'Cause he's not having sex.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

The Akatsuki have finally captured Naruto. Can Naruto escape or will he be caught in a web of seduction and peircings? Only one way to find out, read.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

yes

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Wounded Paw (?)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Fetish, food, drugs, toys and roleplaying

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

yep

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No i think i might be the only one

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Maybe

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

OWWW!! YOUR HAIRS CAUGHT ON MY NOSE RING AND I'M CUMMING!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You touched my tra-la-la

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning- accidently dismemberment and penis jokes.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Do you have any piercings? You do? Can i see? What do you mean you have to take off your pants? 0o

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

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My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cherish by PaigeySama reviews
The sequel to "Dirty Little Secret"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,916 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
This is,,, by Raelyn33 reviews
Sequel to What Is This?, but can be read as a stand alone. Naruto and Sasuke spend their first Valentine's together. Sasu/Naru AU, Yaoi, Mature readers only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All That Glitters Is Gold by Acherona reviews
Sasuke had forgotten how many perverts that resided in the Uchiha family but tonight he was reminded of what a sick and twisted bunch they really were…and they were all there drooling and leering over Naruto and his man-bits. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ramen Fun by sadscarlet reviews
Naruto has a fetish for sex with Sasuke and food, especially ramen, what happens when he combines the 2? NaruSasu. Lime/Lemon. One-Shot. Christmas present for SasuNaruForever17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unwilling Blonde! by Killercat-nya reviews
Sequel 2 While the parent's are away... The boys are 16 and Sasuke is supper horny, but Nartuo hasn’t allowed his raven haired boyfriend to touch him in over a month and poor Sasuke doesn’t know why. What will happen now? Yaoi, SasuNaru, Lemon. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paint is always fun by BreakingDawn468 reviews
Paint is fun to play with. SasuNaru Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Couple That Shouldn't Be by VintageChelsie reviews
Sasuke is a neko and no one has ever accepted him as a person, but as a monster. He's always shunned himself away from othe people; until he met Naruto. Naruto is a kitsune and was found near death by Sasuke. Sasuke has fallen for the blond instantly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Euphoria by PaigeySama reviews
Just a one shot about Two-Bit and Dally. Yaoi
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Two Bit M., Dallas W. - Complete
Panting by Junjou Writer reviews
Naruto’s always admired his perfect older brother: the artist, the singer. Everyone loved him, but everyone hated Naruto. So his dearest brother decides to give a little something to tell him it’s not so bad. SASUNARU! INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Night by LivingGlow reviews
Naruto is bored and Sasuke is annoyed with Naruto bothering him. So they go get some drinks. Then, an eventful night happens. FemNaru/Sasu Rated M- Sex, and smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Soul Belongs To You by xXoAnonymousoXx reviews
I wait for him ever night, right here in this graveyard in front of the big stone cross. The heavens say we can't be together, but I'll break all heaven and hell rules for him. NaruSasu Emo yet sweet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silvercoated Strawberries by smartjingle reviews
***SEQUEL UPDATE!*** It's Valentine's Day, and Harry is expecting the worst as usual. Draco has a surprise in store. MATURE SLASH. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Defiled by xErised reviews
Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Cravings by KristyItachi reviews
Threatened into getting his pregnant lover ice-cream in the middle of the night, Sasuke reflects on the past.......................Language, MPreg, Oneshot, Yaoi, Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misconception by KristyItachi reviews
Naruto and Sasuke share a relaxing moment in bed...One-Shot,Yaoi,Language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why you, Sasuke? by Moiya Hatake reviews
He knew he should be doing anything to avoid crossing the line. That invisible line between friend and what? Boyfriend? Naruto snorted and closed his eyes. As if Sasuke would ever be anyone's boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Music by PunkyPenguin reviews
It was a stupid assignment, really. I should have known that getting a lap dance from my ex-boyfriend Sasuke would do me more harm than good. SasuNaru two-shot, mention of NaruSasu, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,250 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Usagichan by SLHuntress reviews
A simple theft,a normal school day, DAISUKE WITH RABBIT EARS! Who can resist that! No one! Not even our favorite commander. First one-shot. SatoxDai. Lemony flavored with a very small hint of humor and fluff.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
A tiring tradition by xBlackSilverx reviews
Sesshomaru's father tells him he has to continue a tradition, and Sesshomaru is not liking it...well not yet. SEXUAL CONTENT BETWEEN BROTHERS! DUH!before you click on this you should know that inu is 10 and sess is like 19, its my story and thats how it i
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
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Ever coming back Naruto? reviews
Naruto is going to do what he should have done a long time a ago. He's going to kill himself. And he's got it all planned out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My whacked up world reviews
Just a typical day for me. Damn. For kim. Warning YAOI, BONDAGE, DIRTY HOT MAN SEX in second chapter
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete