![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Kisses. Hey Cyber world! This is Melissa and here's a little bit about myself: I love to read and write, I LOVE VAMPIRES (haha) Edward Cullen is my fantasy, and i like pickles. OK sooo my first story ever published in FanFiction is Truth or Dare with the Cullens. I wanna thank the people from 2 years ago that are still reading my story -wipes tear-. :D Bands: Paramore, Eyes Set to Kill, Escape the Fate, NeverShoutNever!, Blood on the Dance Floor, Attack Attack!, Mayday Parade, The Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me the Horizon, Millionaires, Meg and Dia, Adele, and the list goes on. Random things about me!: I'm random yay! I like purple! Im TEAM SWITZERLAND! I will always choose Damon over Stefan. I think Taylor Lautner is to sexy for anyone. I hate the color pink but my room IS pink. I think thinking is overrated. ._. Messages to the world: The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... VVVVV 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...Put this in your profile if you like bagels. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. You Know You're an author when... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C: (copy that into you're profile (and highlight the ones you fit) if you fit one or more of the descriptions) I LOVE EDJAKEMBRY! «´¨• тωιℓιgнт •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ |
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