![]() Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./ Mrs. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will ignore this female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" |
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