![]() Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride. Okay, a little info about me: Hobbies: Reading, writing, photography, video games, music, computers, sports. Favorite color: Black. Favorite bands and artists: AFI; My Chemical Romance; Blaqk Audio; Linkin Park; Green Day; Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan I'm stealing a bunch of quotes I like from WeaselChick's profile I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me. I'm smiling because you've all finally managed to drive me insane. Please don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. The voices in my head don't like you and wish you'd go away. It's funny until someone looses an eye. Then, hey! Free eyeball! The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas. I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it! Embrace the madness. Three can keep a secret if two are dead. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?' Blood is thicker than water. Tastes better too. I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge . . . I laugh harder! Smile . . . it confuses people The word listen has the same letters as the word silent. A kid once asked me "Why is it raining?" I replied, "God is crying." The kid asked me "Why is God crying?" I answered, "Probably something you did." I'm not paranoid . . . but everyone else thinks I am. Chaos . . . panic . . . disorder . . . My work here is done! Never underestimate stupid people in large groups. If you stay calm in the midst of chaos . . . . . you probably don't understand it . . . . . My mind not only wanders . . . . Sometimes it never comes back. If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Put down the chocolate and no one gets hurt! I'm just one big f*king ray of sunshine, aren't I? Do you know how to play dead? . . . . . . . Will you? I'll be nicer when you're smarter. I know how you feel. I just don't care. It's cute how stupid you are. I just realized. I don't care. I'm not mean; you're just a sissy. School prepares you for the real world. Which also sucks. Teachers are great. Whatever. Can I have an A? You're ugly and that's funny. Cute but psycho. Things even out. It's all about me. Deal with it. You suck and that's sad. Cute but kind of evil. Hi. Eat me. If knowledge is power, and power corrupts...then SCHOOL IS EVIL! Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! I used to have a split personality problem. Don't worry; we're okay now. Sometimes I creep myself out. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. Welcome to my world! Now go home. I was hearing voices in my head before it was cool. You suck big time. Hi. Cram it. Whatever, you moron. I hate everything. Love sucks big time. I hate you so bad. It's fun to write things about the people I hate. Make the stupid people shut up. Your anger makes me happy. Don't make me maul you. Have a great day, you worthless turd. Not fair to you how cool I am. Let's focus on me. Life. Get one. "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over." "When in doubt, add orange!" "I am not a fangirl! I'm merely obsessed!" "A day without the sun is...like...night." "When life gives you lemons, get the hell over it and throw them at people." "We can mean many things: We three, we the people, and my personal favorite: WEEEEEEEEEE!" - Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents I will kill you so hard, you will die to death! Your life is so much of a fail, it's almost a win! | |||||||
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