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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578925, Profile Updated: 05-22-10
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Okay, a little info about me:

Hobbies: Reading, writing, photography, video games, music, computers, sports.

Favorite color: Black.

Favorite bands and artists: AFI; My Chemical Romance; Blaqk Audio; Linkin Park; Green Day;


Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. [not really]
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere


I'm stealing a bunch of quotes I like from WeaselChick's profile

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.

I'm smiling because you've all finally managed to drive me insane.

Please don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

The voices in my head don't like you and wish you'd go away.

It's funny until someone looses an eye. Then, hey! Free eyeball!

The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it!

Embrace the madness.

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'

Blood is thicker than water. Tastes better too.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge . . . I laugh harder!

Smile . . . it confuses people

The word listen has the same letters as the word silent.

A kid once asked me "Why is it raining?" I replied, "God is crying." The kid asked me "Why is God crying?" I answered, "Probably something you did."

I'm not paranoid . . . but everyone else thinks I am.

Chaos . . . panic . . . disorder . . . My work here is done!

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.

If you stay calm in the midst of chaos . . . . . you probably don't understand it . . . . .

My mind not only wanders . . . . Sometimes it never comes back.

If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Put down the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

I'm just one big f*king ray of sunshine, aren't I?


Do you know how to play dead? . . . . . . . Will you?

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

I know how you feel. I just don't care.

It's cute how stupid you are.

I just realized. I don't care.

I'm not mean; you're just a sissy.

School prepares you for the real world. Which also sucks.

Teachers are great. Whatever. Can I have an A?

You're ugly and that's funny.

Cute but psycho. Things even out.

It's all about me. Deal with it.

You suck and that's sad.

Cute but kind of evil.

Hi. Eat me.

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts...then SCHOOL IS EVIL!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

I used to have a split personality problem. Don't worry; we're okay now.

Sometimes I creep myself out.

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Welcome to my world! Now go home.

I was hearing voices in my head before it was cool.

You suck big time.

Hi. Cram it.

Whatever, you moron.

I hate everything.

Love sucks big time.

I hate you so bad.

It's fun to write things about the people I hate.

Make the stupid people shut up.

Your anger makes me happy.

Don't make me maul you.

Have a great day, you worthless turd.

Not fair to you how cool I am.

Let's focus on me.

Life. Get one.


"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."

"When in doubt, add orange!"

"I am not a fangirl! I'm merely obsessed!"

"A day without the sun is...like...night."

"When life gives you lemons, get the hell over it and throw them at people."

"We can mean many things: We three, we the people, and my personal favorite: WEEEEEEEEEE!" - Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

I will kill you so hard, you will die to death!

Your life is so much of a fail, it's almost a win!


Trust: A Maximum Ride Fanfiction reviews
Skyla escaped the School a year ago, and just escaped the Erasers again. The Flock accepts her when she comes to them, but Fang isn't ready to trust her. Can he Skyla be trusted with his secrets? Read to find out! OCXIggy, MaxXFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Fang