im phycotic, not crazy

writers are simply eccentric thinkers

just because a word has gone out of style doesn't make it any less of a word

Im just a slice short of a loaf

Life is like a complicated game, but nobody knows the rules because everybody makes up thier own and only tells a few of them to other people

It was like watching a train wreck, you really wanted to look away, but you were stuck gazing in facinated horror

trick or treat? what the hell kind of option is that?

my sarcasm senses are tingling

It wasn't actually raining, more like drizzling. you looked stupid with an umbrella, but you still got wet.

but the voices in my head said it was a good idea ...

...Fine! but if I die, im coming back to haunt you.

Minions!

your driving me absofuckingloutly batshit!

supremley ucky

so says society!

fanfuckingtastic!

even my thoughts are drunk

The older i get, the more intimate i become with the elusive plague called insomnia

on the other hand ... you have five fingers

i have absolutly no idea as to the nature of my inane ramblings

i am not an incubus, sex appeal not withstanding

ooooh! youve just been snarked!

glee!

twisted, yet logical

and by 'ask you to leave' i mean 'throw you out' with a hint of 'using force if nessesary'

relish is pickle ketchup

emos are cool. everyone else is just emotionally constipated

im a crazy magnet!

illogical logic is my specialty

i dont question my sanity, i know its long gone

strategy: fist in face

sanity is overrated

karmas a bitch

never wound what you cant kill

my logic is delightfully twisted

im entirely too mentally stable to be a death eater

i mock you all and your lack of pancakes!