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Joined 05-20-08, id: 1581895, Profile Updated: 01-14-12

Ok. wow. i'm glad i dont have any stories written cause this was embarrassing. Haha, so i'm starting over. More than 3years later. For starters let me introduce myslef. Most people call me Missy. i can't spell. i hate the way capital "i"s look so i don't use them. Deal with it.

Intrests: i love animal; i have two dogs a 7year old Pommeranian named Otis and a 6month old mutt named Onyx(he looks almost like a Black Lab). i enjoy anime i particularly like Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, and many more. Penguins are my favorite animal, i like King penguins the best, they've been my favorite since i was 4years old.

Fears: i have many fears. When i'm terribly afraid i just fall over my freinds call it playing possum. The things i am most afraid of are hights, water, loud noices, and the dark.

Dislikes: Crowds of people, stupid people, disrepectful people, and loud people. Just to name a few.

Warning: i have a short fuse and a wild temper. i WILL tell you off if you piss me off. Sorry, i don't sugar coat things. i think its a waste of time and is pointless. Just be honest and tell it like it is.

if your looking at my favorite stories and thinking "She's just another dumb Yaoi fan" or something along those lines i havent really used this account since i was 13. i think all couples who are ment to be together are cute. No matter what the two lovers genders are.

i personally am Bisexual. i've known for a long time. i've always been attracted to both genders. i've only recently accepted it tho maybe two years ago, theres a long story behind that. And i've only started openly telling people a year ago, yet again another long story. No my parents don't no, nor do they know i've dated other girls. My dad would be accepting(i hope), but my mom would not be. So i'm waiting to be at college before i tell them, just to be safe. Yes i am a coward, but i only have 4months left.

Hmmm i think i've covered most things. You can PM me if you want to know more. Even though i doubt people will read this since i have no stories.

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Secret Gender by malfoyyversion1 reviews
No school would accept Naruto Uzumaki, the son of a serial killer. So he must pose as a girl to get his education! But what will happen when a budding romance between him and the headmaster's grandson begins? And what if his father returned? SasuNaru, T .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Did I Do To You, Sasuke? by BookHippie reviews
NARUSASU Naruto has hated vampires ever since they killed Sasuke 3 years ago, and tries to keep Japan vamp-free, but what happens when Sasuke isn't really gone? Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jail Mate by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Sasuke is King of the Cells until Naruto comes along. Read Naruto's journey of prison punishments, therapy sessions, friends made, enemy plots, romance and their crimes; how does Naruto who is so sweet get imprisoned for murder SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,676 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Write a SasuNaru High School Fanfiction! by InDefenseOfOurDreams reviews
Some guidelines and overall truths of the SasuNaru high school worlds people have written. Meant to be funny. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru: Konoha High School by WereMutt reviews
SasuNaru: Naruto has noticed a changed in Sasuke lately, he seems to be reacting very strangely to the blonde. What could Sasuke be hiding? Set in modern times, high school based story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Senior High Drama by malfoyyversion1 reviews
Naruto is a high schooler who likes Sasuke...Gaara is Naruto's friend and he smokes. SasuNaru...This summary stinks and so does the title 'cuz i couldnt think of anything to call it but please read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Struck by malfoyyversion1 reviews
Naruto is an average hi-schooler who has a secret crush:Sasuke. Naruto isnt very popular and he doesnt get good grades. He even gets beat up once in a while. But Sasuke happens to return Narutos atraction, making a not so perfect relationship work.SasuNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Insomniac by AloneTogether reviews
Naruto has been sent to an all boys boarding school for ‘troubled’ teens, because of a little incident at his normal high. There he meets new friends a broody Uchiha an obnoxious Kiba a lazy Shika a silent Shino a sadistic Gaara & a destined Neji.Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
He is my master by NamimiNakashima reviews
Sasuke is living in a century of Vampires. On chance, a dashing vampire named Naruto saves his life and Sasuke is forced to be his servant. Reluctantly, Sasuke agrees, but Naruto wants him more then just a servant...and is Sasuke in denial? NARUSASU Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Kiss me Kill Me by VampyresAlive reviews
Naru/Sasu. Seven years ago, Sasuke mysteriously up and vanished. Now he's returned to Konoha with his daughter. And what's this? Naruto's the daddy? MPREG NARU/SASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
He was a Boy, She was a Boy? by Nina-dieZwillinge reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has lived most of his life being protected by the police from his homocidal brother, Itachi. Now suddenly, Sasuke is sent to a new private boarding school with a catch. 'He' must now become a 'she'. Yaoi, NaruSasu, AU, M for mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
ONE WISH by ShAdOwScOrPiO reviews
[AU] What if Naruto of Konoha High made a wish that causes him to turn into a girl! Plz don't flame me, this is my debut novel in fanfic. Female NarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Ski or Board? by thepragmatist reviews
Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Twilight by Trin-Trin reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, Age: 17, Hair: blonde Eyes: blue. Out casted and orphaned at 2. Not a new student, just never noticed by his class mates. Seems shy, and not very good with group activities for that reason. That is until Sasuke. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pirate Prince Of Konoha reinstalled by Marcus1233 reviews
Itachi's dying. With no where to go and a devious man waiting for him to fall, it's up to Naruto to be his Guardian. Sasuke's falling head over heels but how would Naruto react when he founds out that the girl he's protecting is actually a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/11/2005
Music of the Heart by Trin-Trin reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura are in a very popular band. Will the fame go to their heads? Will there be romance between the members? And will their loyalties be tested? But of course! That's what music is about! Right? SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chasing After You by Ujikofuda reviews
[AU, mostly SasuNaru] Naruto becomes engulfed in the music world when Sasuke insults his favorite band. But what happens when he figures out that Sasuke has a closer relationship to his idols than he thinks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fantasies Come True by Trin-Trin reviews
What lies ahead of Sasuke when Naruto gets raped? And when he confesses...? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
you WHAT by only-getting-darker reviews
narusasu bashingsupporting...Sasuke admits his feelings to naruto and naruto takes it...not so well. It ends sort of narusasuish, and if i continue it it WILL be narusasu..but its funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2006
ways by lokogato-sama reviews
Sakura observes. Sasuke and Naruto are oblivious. To their luck or misfortune. A study of the Team 7 dynamic. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2005