"Just a stupid kid with a stupid knack for writing stupid fanfictions that purposely have stupid grammar. In other words, I like to write Trollfics. I like to be serious sometimes so I stop being stupid and stop writing stupid fanfiction that purposely have stupid grammer. In my freetime, I like to bum around not accomplishing anything, such as leveling my only strange weapon in none other than Team Stupid Fortress 2, a really stupid game. My dream is to get a Hale's Own Flying Guillotine and show it to my friends and they can all be like "Wow, you have no life". Yes, once I have that accomplished I don't think I wouldn't know what to do with my life since I'm a stupid noob who no one is going to waste their strange weapons on. And no, I do not lack in self confidence, shut up, please. Don't waste your time messing with me because it's probably not going to be worth it. If you decide to stick around then you're stupid because you are stupid enough to waste your time exploring my profile and sticking your butt in places where it doesn't belong. Go build your own dispenser in your own profile."

-Scoutergun, the most angstiest gun in the world. Which, I must admit, is actually pretty interesting since guns can't have emotions. That is if Angstiness is even an emotion. Ugh, go look it up yourself. you have Google, you insufferable prick