Yola. My two friends and I share this fanfic. Our names are Kylie, Annie, and Sammy. Annie wrote "It's Just a Dream." Sammy wrote "Dark Daughters of the Moon," "What's in a Name" and "Its Been Fun." Kylie (me) wrote "Vacation with the Cullens," and "Legacy of the Invincable." We are all currently writing "Adventures of the Cullens at the State Fair." I'm currently writing a novel (as is Sammy) its called Utopia, and Sammy's was Oathbreakers, but keeps changing. I think it is Eyes of Fire or Born of Fire now.

Hey this is Kylie. i have an important message!

IF ANYONE WANTS TO READ AN EXCERPT FROM MY NOVEL TELL ME AND I'LL SO POST IT ON THIS PROFILE FOR YOU GUYS!

but you HAVE to review to it so i know if it totally sucks!! just, like, send me a review or something to tell me! THANKS!!

Hey it's Annie! I'm gonna tell you a little somethin about myself. my favorite words are party, flabbergast, blubbery, and tuna. i don't no why. they just are. if you haven't noticed yet, I'm a strange one. the twilight books are off the chain and if you haven't read them you'd better.

if any of you are on my (excuse me. our.) profile on September 12 then look at kylies story and reveiw and say happy birthday! cuz its her birthday then. it'd be really great of you guys to do that! i'd love you all! i already do but, i'd love you more!

Yo! It's Kylie! What's crackin? k, i haven't updated my story for a while, and there's perfectly good explanation for that. i'm kinda in the middle of writting two novels right now, sooooooo, cut me some slack. i'm sure lots of you hardly ever have homework, but my school isn't like that...they like to give us as much work as possible, and make it hard and boring. so that's another reason. i apologize, and i will try to update my stories more often in the future because you guys are just cool enough. by the way, if anyone out there is a book fanatic, and i mean, so big that your parents think you moved out because you are always in your room reading, find a way to comunicate with me, cuz i'm right there with ya! same goes for grammar freaks!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. ( I would LOVE to become a vampire! Screw like!)

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this into your profile (Annie didn't. Kylie and Sammy did. Its sammy, and i'd like to point out that not only did i cry, i cried during music class study hall and everyone was like "Why are u crying?")

if you cried when Jake left for 3 weeks in New Moon copy this into your profile. (Kylie and Sammy didn't. Annie did. Eh hem, Sammy here, I totally didn't cry because I read the ending and I knew he came back and I am just as much a Jake lovr as u r)

If you think that losers hate/don't get the Twilight series, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

A friend knocks on your door when she comes over, a best friend walks right in and says, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you what your number is.
BEST FRIENDS: Asks you what their number is.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Hmm, that reminds me that I still have those books u lent me like 6 months ago. Interesting.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Sammy's a nerdmuffin so she isn't here to put stuff on the profile of vampirey goodness. i am sorry.

This is Sammy and yes I am a nerd muffin but a totally cool one.

Sammy's Section of the profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang we did it again"

Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Good Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Good Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good friend: asks why you're crying

Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Hey people who read this (I highly doubt that anyone does buy oh well) its Sammy!! Yay! Guess what? I'm writing a book like Kylie. I hope it's good, but I despise writing conversations, and books have lots of dialog. Sigh. On the bright side my teacher said the poem I wrote for class was AMAZING! Therefore I shall post it.

No More Locks to Open

All sizes

Shapes and

Colors

Antique silver

Etched with ancient glyphs

Or were they numbers?

Large and gold

Twisted teeth

New and modern

Shined and polished

Misplaced

Where are their homes?

Some abandoned mansion

An Elizabethan home

Or was it a forgotten diary?

Its pages torn and worn

A broken, rotting barn

Lonely and forlorn

The keys have no more doors to open

No more locks to twist

Like the falling temple

Or the crumbling wall

They sit and wait

Waiting for a master

That’s never coming home

Personally I thought she wouldn's like it but SUPRISE! She did. Yay!