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Hello! My name is Taylor.. I am almost 15 and totally addicted to Twilight.

I am new to the Twilight fanfiction world, but I did write a little Harry Potter before this...it sucked.

I am in love with Jasper Hale. Edward is incredible and I love him too, but Jasper stole my heart first..:)

I have read Twilight 3 times, New Moon 2 times and Eclipse once but that is only because my friend hasn't given it back.

I will most likely be the one that posts reviews from this account...

Natalie came up with the plot for The Odd Couples but we both wrote it. I think we did pretty good dont you? We converted a hater of Twilight fanfiction into a lover of Twilight fanfiction. I can say that I am proud of that. (Rachel you know you want more stories).

Other than Twilight my interests include: Twilight, Twilight movie, Harry Potter, writing Twilight fanfiction, shopping, reading (Twilight), and chatting with my BFF's (about Twilight).

I do have a real life...sort of...don't I?...Yay! I knew I did!!

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Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
Did you happen to order a SWEENEY TODD unit from our catalogue, and are worried that you might not be able to get it to function? Not to worry! We're sending you this guide along with your order!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Odd Couples reviews
The girls take a quiz and end up with some rather...interesting results. When they end up on dates with different guys than they are used to how will the events unroll? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008