Harry suddenly shows up in Diagon Alley and meets some people that change his life. They take him and open a new path for him. What will he do? This will be slash. It will have child abuse and a darker Harry. Dumble bashing. T for now but will go up to M. This is a crappy summary, but the story is decent, I swear!

G1: Torture/Romance. After being captured and left for dead; Bumblebee falls in love with the most grotesque of mechs. The OC is not an OC in the end! Rewrite with more angst and depth - and the coinciding story line of those left behind.

G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.

Prequel to Flight of the Thestrals. It's the start of 6th year and Hermione feels it's high time she got a bit more attention from her best friends. Will she get what she wants? Or perhaps find something even better...

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

2007 movieverse. It has been 3 years since Mission City. Jazz has been revived and reunited with Prowl. But unknown to him he has to face a new problem. Or he will once he can get through tank sickness and the energon storage on the base.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker like their pranks … but perhaps they weren't always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.

SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.

Movieverse complete. Optimus is on a mission to retrieve Megatron's body from the hidden lab that has acquired it for private experimentation. He finds SO much more along the way! Read the LAST CHAPTER!

A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.

Sequel to Prime's Number, focusing on Ratchet. The medic revisits his age old love affair with the beauty of electricity and all the tortures it enfolds. Mature.

Drabble. G1 crack. Complete and utter crack. Behold the Decepticons’ plot to establish unwitting human informants inside the Autobot base. Rated for unintentional innuendo.

Post Voldemort - The war continues with Lucius taking up the reins. Harry, left blind from his battle with Voldemort, is hidden away. Draco, broken in both body and soul, is charged with watching over him. Slightly AU - Contains Slash - Challenge answer

It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.

AU, gen. In the post-apocalyptic world of 2051, the Autobots land. They are alone. The remains of humanity are scattered and marginalized, struggling. There are no leads on the location of the Allspark. And what happens when the Decepticons arrive?

Movieverse. a little OOC, but Optimus gets caught peeking in a clerestory window and decides he might as well join the fun! That fun is in the form of a dancing Maggie! Maggie x OP. ch7 also has OP x Ratchet. STICKY/SMUT!

Draco has a headache and Hermione happens to walk in on him. Adult content

Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS

Armadaverse. Optimus has always eyed the lever in the middle of Megatron's chest and finally gets to know what it does. But at what cost to his own embarrassment? Oneshot crackfic. rated M for suggestive material

A fanfic writer's favorite fantasy comes true... Just for fun. ;

One-shot Crackfic. If the Cube can fold down, so can the Autobots! Madness and mayhem ensue. 2007 movie-based. Slight suggestion of MaggiexHide and BeexHide. And RatchetxElectricity...which is another crackfic...slashy

Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.

07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!

Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.

Trapped under Autobot authority, Starscream gets a vicious surprise visit in the brig...from Optimus Prime himself. dark!Prime x Starscream, hints of Megs x Screamer, SLASH

movie fic. Imperfection series. Sam and Bumblebee's relationship changes. Rated for suggestive content.

MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?

Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.

A complete and total crack fic. A friend gave me the prompt, so I wrote it. It's slash, with a completely random pairing, and a sticky!fic.

Bee has a dirty mind.

Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

Desire can make distance seem infinite. Optimus realizes this when he has a moment to himself. Takes place right after the movie ends. [NONSLASH, MOVIEVERSE, ONESHOT]

[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

Julian's new Childe takes advantage of a Blood Hunt and someone is not very appreciative. Daedalus engages in a nightly philosophical debate with her. Humor and general silliness. Complete!

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

Logan finds out that strange obsessions are bad ideas, why Scott is the tight ass he is, and what true horror is like. Crack-fic. One-shot.

Plagued by insomnia, Draco spends his nights soaring through the sky over Hogwarts. What happens when he runs into Ginny one night? R for reason. DMGW, some 'slash' between BZRW (but these chapters are well marked)

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..