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 Welcome to Puddleduck's Pond! Hello I am Amelia Puddleduck! I am sixteen years young, and my local pond habit is in Tasmania which is the broken bit at the bottom of Australia. Puddleduck: Puddleduck has Bi Pondola. Grug: Grug has dyx, dys Dyslexia. Then What is Ock? Ock Von Fiend is a Haemophiliac! I have finally written stories for Gossip Girl! Please read my friends; Beth and Giorgia's stories they write for Harry Potter and Bones respectively. Reviews are encouraged :) That's all for now I'm busy discussing cupcake ingredients with Ock :) Thank you to Grug who went to the trouble of making this account! She's such a T-Bag! I helped initiate a Twister Tournament!! My music teacher likes to use the ghastly phrase, 'Dead duck', he does not understand why I find it so offensive. A penny for your thoughts and a tea bag for your tea! I have made many discoveries in the past month these include: French toast, Fox Mulder :), Funny (the 8th sventh dwarf) and now Fan Fiction! Also how hard I find it to use the letter 'F'. Also this sort of starts with F, I can persuade Beth and Giorgia to do nearly anything if I buy FOOD! Because of the paragraph above being written many months ago, I am way ahead of my time. Two weeks ago on an Australian show Rove Live, as a part of a segment entitled Investigationing, with Ryan Shelton (actually it was the sequel entitle philosophisationing) discovered that things starting with the letter 'F' made us happy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtCnvGRtMU J'adore:GREEN TEA ICECREAM, with red bean paste, Thursdays, musicals, a good story, GOSSIP GIRL, tea, muffins and cupcakes, chocolate, rain (now that's a concept chocolate rain), movies, photography, highlighter pens, notes, frangipani, fondue, board games, controlled fire, "quotes", seafood, buttons, shopping, paint, sun, leaves, coffee, sunrise and sunsets (taking photos of them during x- files) ok this is beginning to sound like that song, If you like pina coladas and walks in the rain, if you're not into yoga and you have a half a brain..., twister tournaments, Green tea and white chocolate in a muffin. THE SIMPLE THINGS! a smile, a laugh, a something, a someone, a somehow. Je deteste: Tell me why, I don't like Mondays, I HATE holes in stockings, especially new ones! Wet sleeves, my business class (in hind sight they were entertainment), drunks, drunks texting, australian pensioners insurance agency ads, complexity, SLIPPING ON VODKA BOTTLES. Books/Authors: I love anything by How to be good- Nick Hornby, Jodi Picoult, Atonement -Ian McEwan, Maureen McCarthy, Jane Austen, F.Scott Fitzgerald, Stephanie Meyer and her addictive series, The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (I rave on and on about this book!), Virginia Woolf, Beatrix Potter, Kathy Reichs, A High Wind in Jamaica - Richard Hughes. John Green, Oops just realise I don't have Harry Potter here, thank goodness Beth didn't pick it up or Gross noise I'm dead duck! Here's a fun conclusion I have just drawn, only Giorgia and Beth will probably read this so I may as well dedicate my rambling which I know they secretly, deep, deep, deep, deep down love, to them! I, Miss Puddle Duck, am a proud founding member of a Book Club! I believe in Cubby Houses I also believe that it is Kath's fault. Now that I have been conned into having an account this means i am legally obligated to create a 50 things I love about Bethany (Gruggy) 1. She made this account! 2. Congrats on your driving test YAY! (You'll be able to drive me around, in return for me driving you crazy!) 3. PoP! 4. I like to move it, move it, YOU like to move, it move, we like to... MOVE IT! 5. She helps me with my French! 6. Her love and devotion to Lemons, it's sweet! 7. Media Studies need I say more 8. Her backpack has WHEELS :) 9. Using said backpack (got that phrase from Giorgia :P) to stack Giorgia and my bags on top and wheeling them up the hill! 10. She understands the importance of a lazy susan with ink splatters! 11. Aubergine... dun dun DAH! Be afraid... 12. Her automatic outburst of laughter when I say the word... EXERCISE! 13. You are gold AND Silver! 14. "Dancing was fun" Nieve Bethany. The next time she had to dance with Jackson!! I rest my case. 15. Book CLub! 16. Grug! 17.She casually mentions going to ITALY! 18. Unaware who Joel is, but she was glad he didn't die. 19. Rose has thorns 20. Mog Lover! She agrees Mog should NEVER have said goodbye, what kind of childrens author kills a picturebook cat?! 21. Bottle of Water Drinking Games?! (I don't quite remember what this one was about) 22. Irrational Blue Phobia! 23. Unshuffled Go Fish! 24. Blue M&M's, so great for poker we all thought except Beth! 25. She's considerate 26. Ultimate creator and giver of the best, Box Of Happiness :D 27. Her undeveloped flippings skills..kidding she improved dramitically, the bread actually moved around in the pan in preparation. Maybe the bread was too scared to flip! 28. The erratic and sarcastic laughter when I say the word...exercise 29. strings and wednesday afternoons wink wink nudge nudge 30. Oo!! The time when we were editing our movie and 31. Intelligent cause she sits under a heater hence she is warm 32. She brought me a beautiful tulip, it lived it died, then it came back to life and eventually almost a week later it died :( 33. Harry Potter bands (hmph) swore I wouldn't listen to but they are catchy! 34. Box?..present?...fireworks?...VOLCANO!! 35.Puddleduck Day rules and then being carried out multiple times. 36.Telepathic ears. 37. Sugar high anyone? 38. We walked home fatsre than she drove :P 39. I can persuade Bethany, 40. Isn't that the defective school? 41. For a gymnast she has the worst balance... 42. ...EVER, she falls over sitting down?! 43. She is the cleverest person at using photoshop! 44. We verbified HTB! 45.She made a beautiful white chocolate and apricot slice...NOT to be confused with a cake...unfortunately everyone enjoyed it too much! 46. Bethany is too pretty to have to do deportment classes, although highlighter as eyeshadow ...:P 47. we WALKED!! Not as far as carrot stick but we did an awesome healthy food free walk! 48. Parce que badges 49. She has some twrock between her teeth. 50. She made awesome graphic design work! Starring my fingers! 51. Her amazing Arthurs Circus photo j'adore! 52. She came and brought me food from her science party 53. Light bulb Tiny Teddies are a form of evolution. 54. The rain was coming horizontally. 55. She's very fun to throw pillows at! 56. Until she retaliates...that can hurt! 57. She hits me and slaps me with scarves and its funny cause it's Beth but tends to HURT! 50 things I love about Giorgia (Ocky) 1. Her Caffene addiction! Came in use today, got to love iced coffee in music! 2. PoP! 3. Lizzie Mcguie theme song, If you believe we've got a picture perfect plan... 4. She's a cat lady 5. HTB!! 6. BIGwords - often over Amelia's head, but I enjoy hearing them and occassionally learning what they mean! 7. Conjoined Words, while we're on grammar. the-ability-to-hypen-many-words! 8. She's my president, that is a good thing. 9. Awesome cheating skills during Cheat(dickhead) 10. Book Club! 11.Ock Von Fiend at your service! 12. The crosswords book she carries in her blazer pocket! 13. Her pretty ribbons! 14. Upon us speculating about someone's possible break up we were filming(sounds stalkerish when you say it like that :S) The whole "She's pregnant" thing. I don't think I explained that very well. I'll re word it later! 15. phrase 16. Book CLub staff 17. ...and if one green sausage should accidentally fall... 18. Would you like a vegie burger cooked in sausage fat, with that? 19. Ock is a haemophiliac. 20. It's all about Time...(insert name) 21. She taped the best things in life for me: Bones, Gilmore Girls and City Homicide while I was away! 22. I have her sock hehe 23.Vienna waits for you...she renewed my love of Billy Joel. 24. Most Awesome Unbirthday Tea Party ever! 25. Accompanied by awesome mad hatter hat and tea etc. 26. She is only a 5 second free wheel drive away 27. Our awesome three part composition, a broken piano, a glochenspiele (ignore spelling) and a few african tribal pots. 28.Puddleduck Day and the multiple times it occurred. 29. Who feels like pistachio ice cream maintenent? 30. Followed by a long session at Sticky Fingers and then cause we didn't have enough sugar lets go home and make rocky road icecream. 31. "Got enough Marshmallows there guys?!", as we filled half of the class packed with marshmallows hehehe 32. Oh good you didn't understand a word Amelia said either, Just nod and smile. 33. Backwards ab sailing 34. GOOD MORNING AMELIA , yells loudly each morning, I'm not ungrateful though I like being loved. 35. Amelia thinks that Giorgia sounds very nice when she talks in third person. 36. GRENOUILLE EST MORT!! Insync. 37. We're going on Band tour eek! 38. She makes very funny noises. 39. Pick on someone your own size! 40. Tais tois monsieur Webb 41. I have a fourteen inch...and other tracks by the Back seat boys choir. 42. Band Tour enough said. 43.But we can't go past, KING OF THE PUNS! 44. Giorgia has a beautiful singing voice. 46. Giorgia is also too pretty for deportment classes plus I'm sure she has something more productive to do. Anything would be more productive! 47. Tu est fantastic a Anglais!! Numero uno! 48. Aids day, very brave and very lucky the teachers respect her. And that Gregers must have been drinking again not to say anything! 49. Icing sluts! 50. She donated blood to randoms on the street :P 51. Mud cake mmm 52. Getting drenched and singing in the rain waiting to be picked up. 53. She can always be clever but the particular incident is ladybird related!! 54. She waited for me and my shame shoes to make a fool of myself with the red ranger! List of Quick and Dirty references Katherine,"Will anyone do the Quick and Dirty with me?" Tony, "I'll put a notice up see if anyone wants to do the Quick and Dirty with you." Katherine,"I'm going to ask Jack to do the Quick and Dirty with me" Sofia,"No I don't want to do that Quick and Dirty...I prefer the Slow and Sloshy." Amelia, "I just love saying the Quick and Dirty!" Tony, "Then you have three hours to knock up a boat." CJ, "Who are you doing the quick and dirty with?" Kath's reply, " I doing it with Jack...and my cousin!" She makes it too easy. It's a competition, no innuendo involved in the actual event. Congratulations to Kath who actually WON and OWNED the "Quick and Dirty". Whilst watching and filming the event: "I feel like I'm making a porno by filming the Quick and Dirty" Thank you to all those who made jokes at Kath's expense, we hope to do it all again next year. Remember kids the Quick and Dirty wins the race but the slow and sloppy has better taste. Please don't hurt me because of my dodgy rhyming :) What else is there to do when it's already been said. Do an interpretive dance perhaps? Iambic Pentameter can jump off a metaphysical cliff :) |
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