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 Author has written 1 story for Devil May Cry. Location: New Brunswick, Canada Name: Meaghan Noella Deanna LaPointe Age: 14 Birthday: May 26th 1995. (Same as my brother only thing we're a year apart) Hair Color: Dark Red Eye Color: Brown Hair Length: Short (Goes down a little past my chin) Height: Around 4"7' Weight: 68.3 Lbs (AND NO I HAVE NO NUTRITIONAL PROBLEMS, I'M JUST A SMALL PERSON!) Favorite Saying:...I'm bored Favorite Food(s): Scalloped Potatoes Au Gratin, Potatoes, Macaroni, Ramen, Spaghetti, Baked Potatoes, Candy Favorite Drink(s): Pepsi, Diet Coke, MILK!! (Can't live without it .) Pet(s): Chazz/Dog/Boy, Oreo/Cat/Girl/Fat, Fluffy/Cat/Boy, Spunky/cat/girl, Oscar/dog/boy About me: Well.. My name is Meaghan Noella Deanna Lapointe.. I just -love- to roleplay online! I also dream of going to an Anime-Con. Dressed up from any of these series: Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy, Naruto, Bleach, DeathNote or Rozen Maiden! My mom says, if I ever get the chance, I can tottaly get a costume! Woo hoo! I can't wait until I find out about an Anime-Con near me! I am totally going! Anywho... 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE if you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, -Death-Tainted-Rose-, -WhoevaICanBe-/-pinkk.pocky-,anime-rocks-12-, Sakura Li-chan,Cherry Blossom Petals 12,purpleface14, SakuraUchiha170, hayhayhiltz, FoundandLost IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE TAKEN A PRACTICAL JOKE TO WHOLE OTHER LEVEL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Bethany SakuraxxNaruto, hayhayhiltz If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Narutofan1126, BETHANY,SakuraxxNaruto, hayhayhiltz, FoundandLost THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Bethany ( i change my pen name alot, so lets just call me that) (FCK YER!! The bustard had it coming! lol) SakuaxxNaruto (fucker needs to burn in heel already) hayhayhiltz, FoundandLost (Sasuke is actually Sas-Gay and he needs to get a fucking life kill Itachi then be like...OH FUCK HE DID THAT FOR ME?! DAMMIT I SUCK! and commit suicide ) 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile (..)'(..) Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all i care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE MY FRIENDS AND I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!! BEWARE!! GAARAXSAKURA FAN!! 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Here ya go, ladies...the combacks you've always needed Man: Where have you been all my life? (Thanks to Hayhayhiltz for these comebacks!) 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 NARUTO YO'MOMMA JOKES: “Your mama is so fat not even Neji can see through her!" “I saw your mama kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!" Yo'momma so fat even naruto doesn't believe it! Yo'momma so fat even the byakugan can't see through her Yo'momma so ugly she turned Orochimaru gay Yo'momma so ugly when she walked by Hinata, Hinata yelled out "Dddddaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm" Yo'momma so fat she makes Choji look skinny Yo'momma so ugly she makes the Shukaku look cute Yo'momma so dumb she makes Naruto look like a genius Yo'momma so ugly she makes Karin look pretty Yo'momma so ugly anbu thought she was in the second curse mark and kicked her ass Yo'momma is so stupid she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates Yo'momma so old Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot Yo'momma so ugly she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again Yo'momma so ugly when she stopped by Kakashi he used his sharingan to see if someone put a genjutsu on him Yo'momma so ugly she scared the little kids in her village more than Gaara (boo! Gaara's awesome! :P) Yo'momma so ugly she even scared Gaara Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why Itachi went blind Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why chidori and reasangan was made 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 How to do Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner Stick your hand in an electric box and scream chidori as you pass out Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan Dye your head blond, black, or pink and try to run up a tree. Trade in your hat for a forehead protector Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharingan Copy everything a person does and claim it’s your bloodline Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as Anbu List Anbu as current occupation on a job application Spout out a random character quote on command Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" When you run, you run with your arms behind you Try to walk on top of a hot spring When someone asks you what your dream is, say that it’s to be Hokage Write your name in blood on a big scroll Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. You always wear green, skintight clothes. When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. You dye your hair white and spy on girls. You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Boy Girl Talk 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 /_0_0_ _0_ ANBU TATTOO!! ANBU ARE COOL, CREEPY, AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!! If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. -If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. -If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. -If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. -Self confessed InuYasha fan? Copy this into your profile. -Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, FoundandLost If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile! Konoha Mind Ninja!! 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. If you think that Asuma should NOT have died, put this in your profile. I mean, seriously. She finds out she's pregnant and then he dies before she gets the chance to tell him. How sad is that? (whoops, did I just spoil somethin?) If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off. If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 -A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting -A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be -Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! -The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. -I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. -Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. -In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. -If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only -Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder -Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, -A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could -A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend -A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens -Yes I took over the world when you were not looking -If you call me emo i will cry big juicy tears of blood and pain then i will die and it will be all your fault -I am hawt It takes 43 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 to reach out and bitch slap that mother fucker strait to the ground -i will love you till death -I kick puppies -i'm not insane i'm just gifted - wish you would break something... preferably your face -every one is programmed to hate me except the lucky dead few -men don't have minds -violence isn't the answer its a way of life -who do i think you am? you? im mot that stupid -Men1 you cant love em cause they break your hear but you cant hate them cause they are too damn cute -Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while." -"The best thing about loving and being hurt is that you get to know what true love really is. For as gold is tested in fire, and so will love be perfected in pain." -"Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything. To just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is; to know, to feel, to love -True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes." -No matter how ugly you think you are, that special someone that loves you believes you are the most beautiful and irresistable thing on earth and nothing can ever change that -"Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then your not really in love at all." -To love someone is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this "No sooner met but they looked, no sooner looked than they loved than they sighed, no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason, no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy." -Love sees with the heart and not with mind -"Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar but never doubt that I love." For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where though art not, desolation." "I can express no kinder sign of love, than this kind kiss." -"Upon thy cheek I lay this zealous kiss, as seal to the indenture of my love -if you think im tripping tie my shoes if you cant stand me sit the fuck down if you cant face me turn the fuck around -Some say love is life, but love without hope and faith is an agonizing death." -If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before your through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you." -"I thought I would die if I couldn't have you. Now that I know I can't have you, death seems inferior." -"Love is as strong as death; its jealousy as unyielding as the grave. It burns like a blazing fire; like a mighty flame. Many waters cannot quench love, rivers cannot wash it away." 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I just don't think I'm that interesting. I don't think what I have to say is that interesting. To hear me go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who... cares? -all writes are vampires -You know, all writers are vampires and they'll look around and they watch you when you're not even thinking they're watching you and they'll slip stuff in sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists so i must be emo 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ALL OF THESES APPLY TO ME COPY AND PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE IF THEY ARE YOU TOOO 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIME FOR A MATH LESSON From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions; If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent and look how far this one will take you, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent! So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken ass' or 'emo bastard' or both combined copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.( i like sasuke but still the nickname's funny!!). If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you don't like NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) ( )( ) Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side (we have candies, sweets and cookies)(and danishes for Whodoyouthink!) () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side! () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side () () Aww poor bunny is CRYING and its all thanks to YOU for not joining the darkside . . . SO DO IT . . . or poor bunny will come after you . . . oh yeah you HEARD that!! 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Awesome Quotes!! "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia" "Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem." "Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on" -Robert Bloch "Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected." "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "Son if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce to lottery numbers!"- Homer Simpson "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'." "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss" -Douglas Adams "You tried your best and . . . you failed miserably. The lesson is 'Never try'." - Homer Simpson "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." -Henny Youngman "Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "Worst excuse for not turning in homework: 'I couldn't find anyone to copy it from'." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin "Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." "When there's a will, I want to be in it." "There are three sides of an argument - my side, your side, and the right side." "Always remember that your unique, just like everyone else." "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." "Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?" "Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which." "Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million, but I was just as happy when I had 48 million." "You know the speed of light; So what is the speed of dark?" "Your Momma is so fat, when she sings, it's over." "There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an entire evening with an insurance salesman?" "Every fight is a food fight when your a cannibal." -Demetri Martin "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so when you yell the name will carry." -Bill Cosby "Make crime pay - become a lawyer." -Will Rogers "Ah Stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it! That tells the whole story, baby." -Lee Marvin "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra "When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here? -Billy Connoly "The theory used to be that you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature, so you might as well marry a younger one." "Compromise: The amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they let her have her own way." "Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases." "The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything, probably has reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him." -Leo J. Burke "Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both." -Samuel Butler "Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall." -David Chambless "The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." -Samuel Taylor Coleridge "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." -E. Joseph Cossman "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield "I think, therefore I'm single." "A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor "Man has his will, - but a woman has her way." -Oliver Wendell Holmes "Eighty percent of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." -Jackie Mason "What is the proper punishment for bigamy? Two mother's-in-law." -Lord John Russell "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen "Do you know why god withheld the sense of humor from women? That we may love them instead of laughing at them." "Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at." "A diplomat is a man who can always remember a womans birthday, but never her age." -Robert Frost "It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge 16 for that little tiny jar." -Jane Goodsell "Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs better get used to it." -Robert Heinlein "Men were created first. But there is always a blue-print before the masterpiece." "There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is crooked." -Groucho Marx "If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?" -Jenny Weber "Nothing is impossible for a man who doesn't have to do it himself." -A.H. Weiler "When women go wrong, men go right after them." -Mae West "The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it." "I went to New Zealand, but it was closed." "The main thing I like about New Yorkers is that they understand that their lives are a relentless circus of horrors, ending in death. As New Yorkers, we realize this, we resign ourselves to our fate, and we make sure that everyone else is as miserable as we are. Good town." -Kyle Baker "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Marion Barry "The Best Case: Get salary from America, build house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food -- The Pretty Good Case: Get salary in England, build house in America, live with Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food-- The worst case: Get salary from China, build house in Japan, live with a British wife, and eat American food-- -Bungei Shunju "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." -Johnny Carson "Honolulu, it's got everything! Sand for the kids, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother." -Ken Dodd "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." -Bobcat Goldthwait "2,400,000 Americans play the accordion - hopefully not at the same time." -off a Pepsi cap "I think I know how Chicago started! A bunch of people in New York said 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and poverty, but it just isn't cold enough! Lets go west." -Richard Jeni "New York . . . when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you." -David Letterman "Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York has the highest percentage of people that you shouldn't make sudden moves around than any other city in the world." -David Letterman "An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe that was so primitive that they have Tide but not the new Tide with Lemon-fresh Borax." -David Letterman "According to the Randy McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is in Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. We know that we could beat up their city anytime." -David Letterman "Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard heard phrases in New York City. One is 'Hey Taxi' Second is, 'What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's' And three is, 'Don't worry it's just a fleshwound!" -David Letterman "Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." -Richard Lewis "ROMEO, ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO!!" . . . what do you think! KONOHA RULES!!... well next to Sasuke of course 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Practically everything on my profile is from Hayhayhiltz. So sorry Hay if I took some stuff you didn't want me to...But there so fucking awesome! |
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