Several fanfiction phrases

'Don't Run, You'll Just Die Tired'

My world, My rules

Adventures consist of a great deal of boredom, long periods of uncertainty, and intermittent bursts of sheer absolute terror.

A bit of Comedy:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You have never played solitare with real cards.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they dont have msn or skype.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you will!

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their asses off at you.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend will tease and call them 'mom and dad'.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

"Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil."

I just don t trust the cafeteria food. I swear, it s made by aliens and they use it to figure out the best candidates for anal probes.

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

"Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor."

I know it s poisonous, but it keeps trying to convince me to eat it.

"Evening news is where they say 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Caution: cape does not enable user to fly."

"Procastrination is the art of university and college students everywhere"

"Don't take life seriously, no one ever makes out alive anyways"

"I have strong opinions...but I don't have to agree with them"

"The customer's always right! If not, look left!"

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students." - Louis Hector Berlioz

" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

" I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

" The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." (sadly, I agree with that)

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" - A. Whitney Brown

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (he's weird...)

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." (Yup!)

"It doesn't matter what you write. . .just write."

"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished."

"If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will." Abraham Lincoln

"Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish." John Jakes

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." Walt Disney

"Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently." Eric A. Burns

"Did you see those Huns? They just popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"

"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that they notice when they're doing it"

"We are outnumbering you stupid to one!" - Kikoskia

This is a ‘grenade’…think of it like an explosive note on soldier pills.

"Can you make it taste like sake?" Tobi asking Pein on a rainy day

From "Oh God Not Again!"

“It’s not our fault we’re not insane,” Hermione said, crossing her arms. “No offense, Luna.”

“Why would I be offended?” Luna asked. “I’ve seen your version of sanity. It bores me.”