What I am: Literally a piece of shit that needs Jesus more than humans need oxygen.

Hi, welcome to cStr!

DISCLAIMER:

All of my stories are purely fictional, even though it is based off things. Any resemblances are coincidences and my stories does not reflect my personality, or my views on subjects. My stories will contain mild-coarse language, so that will be a heads up for all of you guys. It will also include mentions of the following things: rape, murder, sexy times, everything that the light does not touch, oh the Lord needs to help me, pass the holy water, etc.

Now that all the important stuff is done (more like the boring stuff amirite) we can get onto other things! Now, what do people put in their profiles? I don't know, so I'll make stuff up, because apparently me just casually going to check a random person's profile is just too much work!

What I will be mainly writing about:

Okay, sorry for being so horribly bad at keeping up with everything, but I will mainly be keeping my fanfictions to Fairy Tail, Harry Potter, and Assassination Classroom. Shoot me, I know, I'm very sorry for only knowing three things well enough to write about it. If any of you guys have anything you want me to write about, that's not these three, just PM me and I'll check it out. Granted, it'll probably not be as detailed as the other ones, but I'll try my very best :).

Original Characters:

I will probably have a few OC's here and there, but not too many. Just enough to keep people entertained with new people introduced. But never, ever will I do a self-insert. I shiver (in disgust) at the thought. Ugh, no, banish it and throw the lock away! But, my characters might be inspired by a few things (like everything else I write about, because I'm an unoriginal little shite). If they do resemble you in any shape, form or whatever, just know it's just a coincidence.

Schedules:

Well... well. I honestly don't know what to say for this part. I write whenever inspiration hits, or if I'm in the writing mood. Sometimes I'll update the next day, sometimes the next month. My life is a freaking mess, with exams hitting me in the face every fucking time I have inspiration but I'll try and update my poor excuse of a story soon. I'm very sorry for not being responsible and not managing my time well.

My Random Thoughts and Ideas: This bit of my profile is just gibberish and stupidity, so if you wanna skip it, just keep scrolling until you find the next bit. Honestly, this is what I write about when I'm tired, so just a little heads-up.

- Do you think fish can see water, if we can't see air? Okay, I remember thinking about this when I got into the shower. I was just staring up at the fucking shower (because, you know, I'm literally the embodiment of stupidity) and then it just hit me. I think that shower was like, three hours long or something? And, don't you just hate it when-

- Why do our fingers go all weird and shrivelled up when we stay in the shower/bath for too long? -your hands get all wrinkly and horrible when you stay in the shower for too long? (If you're confused go back and read the last sentence of the last question). But yeah, why do our fingers look so weird when we stay in the water for too long? Anyone got the explanation for that?

- Imagine if our feet were our hands and our hands were our feet, but we always had them, so it wouldn't be weird? I don't even know, man. Just move on.

- Animals could be cooing over us when they see us... yeah, you know how we always look at an animal, like a dog, and say something like, "aw it's so cute!1!1!!" Do you think animals do the same to us?

Just a fun challenge I saw on someone's profile! Rules: You must fill out every question. No skipping. You can copy this onto your own profile, too!

ARE YOU:

1. Perfect? Nope. If you think you're perfect, you're probably a self-centred asshole.

2. Tall? Ha! I wish... On a scale from SMALL-SMALL AVERAGE-TALL AVERAGE-TALL, I'm probably small average. So, not tiny, but still small. (Why am I telling you this?)

3. In your pyjamas? Hell yeah I am! I wish I could wear pyjamas to school...

4. Left-handed? Used to be. Now I'm a full-time rightie.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My bestie

2. Person to text you: My bestie (I have literally no other friends I'm lonely help me).

3. Was today better than yesterday? Hm, yes, I got to sleep in today.

FAVOURITE:

1. Number? Six (my lucky number), four (it's just a nice number) and three (just because).

2. Colour(s)? Black, white and red.

3. Fruit? Apples all the way! Mangos are a close second though.

4. Place? My bed.

5. Smell? Lavender. It's so comforting to me - when I was having an anxiety attack, I just grabbed my teddy (don't judge me) that was scented with lavender, and it jut calmed me! Like W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y!

6. Vacation? Christmas!

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you sad? Sometimes, yes.

2. Are you happy? Most of the time.

3. Nervous? Only when I have to talk to strangers.

4. Angry? Hardly.

5. Calm? Eh. I guess you could say that.

6. Missing someone? Never.

7. Jealous? Nope.

8. Annoyed? Literally everytime I go outside.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? I'm not trusting anyone with that, sorry!

2. Nicknames? Bambi, don't ask.

3. Eye colour? Brown. (Borrrrring)

4. Zodiac sign? Leo, of course!

5. Male or female? Female.

6. Slut? Nah, not into that stuff.

7. Smart? Hah!

8. Hair colour? Dark brown, usually mistaken for black.

9. Long or short? Long - it's so annoying to wash!

10. Sweats or jeans? Both. If I'm staying in, it's sweats. If I'm outside, jeans.

11. Phone or camera? Phone, because there's a camera on the phone...

12. Smoke or drink? If I had to? Drinking.

13. Righty or lefty? Righty!

FIRST:

1. Best friend? Oof... I don't think I can say her name.

2. Crush? J-Hope from BTS.

3. Pet? Goldfish that we named Micheal Jackson. Please don't ask.

4. Big vacation? China!

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Yes, some grapes.

2. Drinking? No.

3. I'm about to: Eat another grape.

4. Listening to: BTS, Hold Me Tight. Such a cute song, one of my favourites actually.

5. Plans for today? Sleep, eat, exercise a tiny bit, write a bit, repeat.

WHICH IS BETTER FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller, I would much rather look up than down.

2. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic, because cuddling!

3. Sensitive or loud? Loud, they're so much fun to be around! (As long as they don't take it too far)

4. Hookup or relationship? Hookups, not really a relationship person. Too much commitment, you know? Too much hard work.

HAVE YOU EVER?

1. Drank bubbles? Yes, maybe, probably, I don't know.

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Can't lose them if they're constantly on your face! (And I really only take them off when I need to clean them, or when I'm sleeping. Or swimming.)

3. Ran away from home? Well, I've 'made plans' to. Never actually got the balls to do it, though. Running away from home is running away from my bed and food.

4. Broken someone's heart? Never, no one's ever like me, so... can't really happen.

5. Been arrested? In the game of Tag: Cops and Robbers. Man, I miss playing that with my class...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? I'll believe them when I see one.

2. Yourself? Most of the time, yes.

3. Heaven? Hmm.. no. That doesn't mean I don't believe in the afterlife, though.

4. Santa Claus? I wish... but no. My sister ruined it for my one Christmas, and I think I cried for two days.

5. Love? Again, I'll believe it when I feel it (for something other than family and friends).

6. God? Yes.

Have you answered all of the question truthfully? Guess you’ll never know!