![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. HI! I'm xXxSummerxXxRainxXx, but you can just call me Rain, or whatever. ;) I like drawing, manga, twilight (but im not a crazed fangirl), music, and fanfictions. I've been trying to write one for the past couple of months now, but I've had some SERIOUS writer's block, so I'll just stick with reading yours. But I will try to write one, though! So when I do, PLEASE check it out and give some constructive criticism so I can become better! Arigato- gozai masu! Remember when: Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! (Damn... I almost cried when I read this. TT^TT ) A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from." "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming." "Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head." "Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." "Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like Pirates vs Ninjas, but cooler to the copy people." "Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster." "Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!" (lololol from Charlie the Unicorn XD look it up on youtube) "I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again." "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head!" "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." "Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin." "Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better.' Best friends will be prank calling him saying 'You will die in seven days...' ... Okay maybe crazy best friends would do that." "Guns don't kill people. I do." "My imaginary friend doesn't like you either." "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS" "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." "The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45." "Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." "I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet." "I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have." "Somebody needs a Happy Meal." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.' "I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow." "To put it nicely, I hope you choke." "If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem." "Would you like a cookie? So would I." "You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear." "Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck." "A day without sunshine is like... night." "A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!" "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!" "Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "I do what cheerios tell me." "I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'." "I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!" "I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..." "If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth." "My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet..." "Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions." "Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro." this is this panda this is is panda this is how panda this is you panda this is keep panda this is a panda this is retard panda this is busy panda this is for panda this is forty panda this is seconds panda ~now read every 3rd word starting from the top~ XDDDDDD LOLOLOLOL ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Stereotypes: Put this on your profile if you HATE stereotypes; bold the ones that apply to you I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 95 percent of tween-teenage girls would probably literally die if Justin Biber was about to commit suicide and jump off a huge fifty story building with trafic going. Copy and put post this onto your profile if you would be one of the few sane people sitting on a lawn chair by the building and watching in ammusement with binoculars while screaming "Jump! Be a man and jump! DIE BIBER, DIE! 'Damn, it would have been more fun with Haruno Sakura about to jump as well!' |
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