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HI! I'm xXxSummerxXxRainxXx, but you can just call me Rain, or whatever. ;)

I like drawing, manga, twilight (but im not a crazed fangirl), music, and fanfictions. I've been trying to write one for the past couple of months now, but I've had some SERIOUS writer's block, so I'll just stick with reading yours. But I will try to write one, though! So when I do, PLEASE check it out and give some constructive criticism so I can become better! Arigato- gozai masu!


Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran the fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

(Damn... I almost cried when I read this. TT^TT )


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile


"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like Pirates vs Ninjas, but cooler to the copy people."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!" (lololol from Charlie the Unicorn XD look it up on youtube)

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again."

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head!"

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin."

"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better.' Best friends will be prank calling him saying 'You will die in seven days...' ... Okay maybe crazy best friends would do that."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"My imaginary friend doesn't like you either."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS"

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45."

"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship."

"I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet."

"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have."

"Somebody needs a Happy Meal."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.'
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!"

"I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow."

"To put it nicely, I hope you choke."

"If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem."

"Would you like a cookie? So would I."

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."

"Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck."

"A day without sunshine is like... night."

"A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!"

"Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I do what cheerios tell me."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

"I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!"

"I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..."

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

"My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet..."

"Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions."

"Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro."


this is this panda

this is is panda

this is how panda

this is you panda

this is keep panda

this is a panda

this is retard panda

this is busy panda

this is for panda

this is forty panda

this is seconds panda

~now read every 3rd word starting from the top~ XDDDDDD LOLOLOLOL


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Stereotypes: Put this on your profile if you HATE stereotypes; bold the ones that apply to you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Fucking HATE this stereotype. hmph!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I like SHOPPING so i must be RICH.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


95 percent of tween-teenage girls would probably literally die if Justin Biber was about to commit suicide and jump off a huge fifty story building with trafic going. Copy and put post this onto your profile if you would be one of the few sane people sitting on a lawn chair by the building and watching in ammusement with binoculars while screaming "Jump! Be a man and jump! DIE BIBER, DIE! 'Damn, it would have been more fun with Haruno Sakura about to jump as well!'

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Kiss Me by Lost to the Hoping reviews
Has Sasuke lost his mind? Or is he on drugs? Or perhaps it's some sort of mind control? Well, whatever it is, Naruto seems to be paying for it... Join us for some crack-filled yaoi fun in Kiss Me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Evil Is Only Skin Deep by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if something went wrong with the Naruto's sealing? What if Naruto had a fox tail, ears, claws and eyes of that of the fox? And what if EVERYBODY knew about his secret? NaruHina. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,514 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twilight by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Sasuke's a new girl in town, and hiding something from her past. As she came to live with her father she can only hope life will be better in Konoha. Then Itachi stole her heart. She never thought that she'd meet someone like him and fall ItaXFem!Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,485 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Broken Love by The Fallen Truth reviews
NaruIta and NaruSasu. Naruto's father Iruka is abused by his lover Ibiki, but when an affair with Kakashi is uncovered the abuse is also placed on Naruto. Afraid, Naruto runs to Itachi. What happens when Sasuke is thrown into the mix?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,954 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Iruka U. - Complete
1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style! by YoutubeGirl reviews
SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 156 - Words: 40,703 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Mighty Pharaoh and The Unruly Slave by bellabambina248 reviews
Sasuke, the Egyptian Pharaoh, is confronted by Naruto the peasant. What will the verdict be? Beware: Yaoi, mild BDSM,Abuse, Spanking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,857 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Disappear with the Thunder by FrozenBeneathReality reviews
If there was one thing Sasuke learned from Orochimaru, it was how to be invisible. A trait he was grateful for, however, at times like this, it was lonely. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SasoDei Alphabet! by crossmyheart1207 reviews
26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki's Daily Life by 01Corkscrew reviews
After the events on the Maury Show the Akatsuki return to their hideout in Rain Country and resume their daily life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Well Eff Me by firedragonmaiden reviews
Naruto gets caught trying to steal from Sasuke. Punishment ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Idiot in the Akatsuki by heroesfan112 reviews
Major crack-fic, a result of going-with-the-flow-style fanfiction writing. Character bashing, ridiculousness, and apples. I love apples 3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Akatsuki
My Disastrous Life by valiantqueen94 reviews
Living in with a gay Senator for a father, a playboy for a brother & a psychotic mother would drive anyone mad. Add in 2 seductive Uchiha brothers, a hot Hyuuga and a couple of murdering fangirls & what do you get? A recipe for a disaster! SasuNaruIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Broken by hopesterocks reviews
Naruto is abused by his boyfriend Gaara and escapes to Sasukes house. This story is old as rocks Yaoi BoyxBoy SasuNaru GaaNaru Seriously considering dropping this story, review if you want me to continue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dove and Grenade by Venerate reviews
When Sasuke met Naruto, he was sure that the blond was the one. He had not, however, counted on Naruto to be taking care of a kid by himself. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, Yakuza!Uchiha, eating disorder. NOT MPreg, NOT OCs! on hiatus :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,705 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Paint by Reichieru-Uchiha reviews
The Akatsuki's hideout needs a makeover after years of being worn down. Kisame and Itachi are assigned the job as painters and Kisame has trouble painting, ending up asking Itachi for help which he is amused by the fact that Itachi can do more than paint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Sexcapade of Konoha by DoILookLikeAManWithAPlan reviews
Iruka plans a sex-capade for Kakashi and shows up in his apartment! Can Kakashi possibly survive? YAOI. KakashixIruka inside. Rated M for later scenes and hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
ReiSenzai Inc by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Gainsboro Room by VanityWantsYou reviews
An average boy going to a school for the rich and noble? Unacceptable in Sasuke's opinion. SasuNaru NaruSasu HidaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Halloween is a Night for Lovers! by Shichan0999 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a man, a man in lust with another man...could it turn into love on Halloween Night? Main Pairing: NaruSasu and side pairing KibaXNeji Boy Love, Rated M for a short sex scene and some language R&R please X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh My by Iroka reviews
Ino and Temari finally feud over Shikamaru, but it turns into something a little more...Parody orgy IN A HOT TUB! Perverted Kakashi, vengeful Itachi, Priest Gaara, possessed Chouji. And to top things off: what the hell did Shino and Temari do to Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Old Sayings by Juura99 reviews
Someone once told me that when you see your true love for the first time...well, time itself stops...They were right. SasuNaru in next chapter, AU, Sasuke POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chickens? by BinnieTheKing reviews
Naruto never backs down from a challenge, even when it means...kissing Sasuke? Gay chicken and crack inspired AU. Warning: Rated T for language and homosexual tendencies. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imagination by Juura99 reviews
He leaned forward, his voice pleading. "Don't go. I'm so sorry!" But the blonde shook his head. "I can't do this. Goodbye." ...CUT! Great work, you two! Next scene! SasuNaru hints. POV challenge guess whose it is before the end! OC's. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like A Rose by kono yona usotsuki reviews
"I don't like roses...especially the red ones..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Hint Hint by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke wants to have sex with Sakura and of course, she just can't take a hint. "I wanna pop your cherry, and not the one that you're eating."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Fashion Sense by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
Sakura was right. the side effecs of being part of Akatsuki started to show. "First the emo-look, then the really depressed emo-look and now the gay emo-look? For shouting out loud, teme, snap out of it!" . WARNING: Team 7 FunnyFic. Review please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Optimistic by Juura99 reviews
"Hey Sasuke?" "Hn?" "I love you." And once again he bolts. But I'm not upset. He does it all the time. I know he'll come back by tomorrow. He always does. And besides, I'm an optimist. Rated T for swearing. Fluff Naru/Sasu shounen-ai. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peaceful by Juura99 reviews
"It's cold. Why is it cold? Oh, I remember now. It's because I'm dying, right?"...short, quick little thing. Naruto POV. Non-canon. Sasunaru. Rated M for bad language. R&R. Thanks! Third Part now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Behaving Badly: A Collection by TatianaChekhov reviews
Put a bunch of s class criminals together and what does that spell: ridiculously vindictive behavior. Rated M to cover my hind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Akatsuki
T S M O T U I A by Pineapple Twig reviews
The Secret Meeting of the Ukes in Akatsuki… Read to know lol... My First FanFic EVER so be nice ppl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki and The Cursed Book by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Oh snap! An Akatsuki member has read the cursed book. Who is it? What is the cursed book? Crack! Rated T because Hidan talks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Jumping to Conclusions by Juura99 reviews
Naruto works in a crappy job, gets a crappy salary and has pretty much a crappy life. But one thing makes it worth it. Sasuke. It makes it all worth it to see his face every day- WHAT THE HELL IS SASUKE DOING ON THE ROOF! SasuNaru. T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ways You Make Me Love You by Juura99 reviews
Just a short drabble of SasuNaru sweetness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Horrible Tale Of The Akatsuki by A Clockwork Pumelo
Dedicated to Lychenne Laki and her story, Terrible Tale of the Akatsuki, and the fact that Valentines day SUCKS LOTS OF STUFF. A tale of Valentines day excess featuring LOTS of hilarious, non-kid-friendly things. Chapter 2 finally up! Mardi Gras!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Reunions And Squirrels by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
A sure stupid parody type thing -that is only a parody because it fits into no other category- for chap 498. Don't like bad jokes? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Kushina U. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 617 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Honest by moronicyaoiperv reviews
Naruto is a honest guy, but he can't help it, he just says whatever is in his mind. Sasuke already knows this, but still feels stunned when Naruto asked him for a certain thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Public Relations by Maydrei reviews
Gaara and Sakura keep each other company during a party. After a little champagne goes around, they both get talkative. Sakura gets a little tipsy, and Gaara gets his flirt on. Giggling and making out ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
All the Malepregnancy fics! by xxKitsune reviews
BEWARE OF COMPLETE RANDOMNESS, PG17 , YAOI AND UTTER RANDOMNESS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
TWTYNWTRBSSFYLYAO by WhiteRosesHaveBlackThorns reviews
The weirdest thing you'll never want to read, but still so funny you'll laugh your ass off. Warning: strong language, awkward pairings, way too much rape and Kabuto in a sexy sailor suit. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Eyebrows by Banzai Godzilla reviews
CRACK!XD while waiting for the Konoha nin to get throught the giant rock,Deidara realized Gaara has no eyebrows which somehow leads to an arguement about art with Sasori!whats Gaaras reaction about being written on with sharpie?and why's Zabuza there? O o
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Deidara, Gaara - Complete
The Hangover! by RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat reviews
Naruto and the gang head to Las Vegas! But when they awake the next morning none of them can remember a single thing from the previous night! Each one finding themselves in very odd situations. A threesome,a marriage,and where's Naruto? Read&findout!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Cop Out by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Life sucks for Sasuke - he has to take on Naruto, the cheeky troubled teen who keeps getting arrested, to live with him. So whats the blonde hiding? Sasuke as a policeman has to find out. But does hate turn in to love for both of them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,824 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hybrid by doodlelover reviews
In a world where pets have distinct human traits, Iruka finds himself worried over his new housemate's pet, Sasuke. This is where the feline-like Sasuke meets a very peculiar fox Hybrid that perks his interest. SasuNaru NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,376 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ninja Club by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto, King of the Streets by dart93 reviews
After being banished for losing to Sasuke at the VOTE, Naruto vanishes and isn't heard from since. Years later, his mother returns and everyone starts searching for him now that they know who he was. Led to a club at the border, they find a darker Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Character Care Manuals by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of your very own Naruto Character! Now, you need to read the manual to learn how to take care of your new buddy! Chapter 7: Ino Yamanaka, now at a 15 percent discount!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ask the Naruto Cast by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
I know, overused theme, but these look like so much fun that I had to try one out for myself! Rated for questions that may be asked. CHAPTER 16 IS UP! We are BACK BABYYY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,782 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007
Mommy's Here by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Aka Leaf High by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Not your average high school AU, it's AKATSUKI PAIRINGS! Main: SasoriTenten Side: ItachiSakura, InoDeidara and TobiHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Tenten, Sasori
The Ultimate Naruto Video Game Challenge by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
This event is so EPIC and CLIMATIC...that it will only happen once. Rivalries formed...grudges settled...friendships tested...relationships formed...this is: The Ultimate Naruto Video Game Challenge. PURE Crack, minor couples. Includes Wii, PS2, XBOX andD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2008
Finding Your True Self: Are You Really Insane? by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Sasuke finds a book that will show him 50 ways to find out if he's insane or not. Very random story. Most, if not all characters will probably be OOC. Chapter 19: Sasukemon! I Choose You! is finally up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,841 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U.
The Break by Renn reviews
What did 'take a break' mean anyway? ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2005 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When reviews
Just what the title says... and its alot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete