Real Name: You can just call me E.
Gender: Female, so far as I can tell.
Date of Birth: April 3rd, 1992.
Location: Oklahoma, USA.

I am called 'Starfang', from my favorite weapon in my favorite game series, Dragon Age.
Had to add the extras, due to just 'Starfang' already taken. :p
I'm twenty-seven, work retail, and am certainly not new here. I've been off and on FF.net since '08!
Several multi-chaptered stories are already in the brainstorming stages, with one of them midway through it's prologue.
One of them is for A Song of Ice and Fire, or Game of Thrones, for those unfamiliar with the book series.
The second is for Fullmetal Alchemist, the one and only anime series I am in love with. This one is based around
the original manga/Brotherhood TV series.

Anything that I have on my favorites list are stories that I highly encourage other readers to try.
I will tell you now that my schedule fluctuates, so consistent updates are unlikely, yet no story will go unfinished.

Fandoms include (but are not limited to):
Doctor Who, A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Star Wars,
Legend of Korra, V for Vendetta, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, the DC animated universe, The Mummy franchise,
Assassin's Creed, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Underworld franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spyro the Dragon,
The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings, Arrow, the Lucifer TV series, the Marvel cinematic universe, Dragon Age, and the Disney Renaissance.

Not My Cup of Tea:

Yaoi/Yuri pairings that aren't canon.
(e.g. - R. Mustang & E. Elric is not cute. It's creepy.
One's a teenager, and the other is in his 30's.
Honestly, that's got to be borderline pedophilia.
This 'pairing' is what grates at me the most on this list.)

Male pregnancy/'mpreg'.
(There is no possible way that this could ever happen.
In no universe, real or otherwise, does this make sense.)

ANY non-canon pairings.
(e.g. - Harry & Draco does NOT happen, I don't care what anyone says about it.
Also, the Hermione & Snape pairing makes me want to claw my eyes out with a rusted spoon.
I also will not be writing Original Characters (OC's) as love interests.
The original works must have a relatively noticeable nod to a possible ship I can sail on.)

Gender-bent characters.
(The characters were brought to life with a certain gender already in mind.
In my opinion, they should stay that way. I can't explain any further than that.
This is simply a matter of personal preference.)

Modern AU stories.
(e.g. - ASoIaF no longer takes place in fictional realms, but is now in a real life setting.
Uh, no. The stories take place in Westeros. Keep them there.
There's a reason why the stories take place in the locales that they do.)

Crossovers.
(Enough said.)

I'm not saying I have anything against the people who write stories like those stated above.
Some of them are written extremely well, and I commend each author for their accomplishments.
Those types of stories just won't be something that can be found on my profile.

In short, I will write:
NO non-canon yaoi/yuri. NO 'mpreg'. NO non-canon pairings.
NO gender-benders. NO modern AU stories. NO crossovers.

To expand on the 'no yaoi/no yuri'; I am NOT homophobic by any means.
I would like to make that perfectly clear. As stated, it's just not my style
to write about. Thank you for understanding.

Favorite Quotes:

"I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every last pimple, every last character flaw. I was naked for a day. You will be naked for eternity."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, from 2001's A Knight's Tale

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'"
- Ronald Reagan, from a 1988 speech to the Future Farmers of America

"You don't judge what you don't understand; you can't deny what has been given to me."
- Fear, a song by heavy metal/hard rock band Disturbed

"I may not be an explorer or, or a treasure seeker, or an adventurer, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But I am proud of what I am."
"And what is that?" "I... am a librarian."
- Evelyn Carnahan and Rick O'Connell, from 1999's The Mummy

"Almost all aggression can be cured with education."
"Oh yeah? Then how come some of the best educated people in the world work at the Pentagon?"
- Dove and Hawk, from 2004's Justice League: Unlimited

"Our job is to report the news, not fabricate it. That's the government's job."
- Roger Dascombe, from 2005's V for Vendetta

"Tell me Bats, what are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?!?"
- The Joker, from 2009's Arkham Asylum

"I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere; I want it more than I can tell.
And for once it might be grand to have someone understand I want so much more than they've got planned."
- Belle, from 1991's Beauty and the Beast

"What have you got there?" "The Gutenberg Bible. It was in the rare books room."
"Think God's gonna save you?" "No. I don't believe in God."
"You're holding onto that bible pretty tight."
"I'm protecting it. This bible...is the first book ever printed. It represents the dawn of the Age of Reason.
As far as I'm concerned, the written word is mankind's greatest achievement.
You can laugh...but if Western Civilization is finished, then I'm going to save at least one little piece of it."
- Elsa and Jeremy, from 2004's The Day After Tomorrow

"The mission always continues, and whether in form or in spirit -- there must always be a Batman."
- Bruce Wayne, from 2014's Batman Beyond: Batgirl Beyond (or Batman Beyond Unlimited, volume 1, #18)

“…Are you boys really that naïve? S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.”
“Captain America is on threat watch?”
“We ALL are.”
“You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?”
“I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of you- “
“Threat! Verbal threat! I feel threatened!”
- Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, and Tony Stark, from 2012’s The Avengers

“I recognize that the Council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”
- Nick Fury, from 2012’s The Avengers

“You are too skinny for him. You are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known.”
“It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows.”
- Jhiqui and Irri, from 2011’s A Dance with Dragons

“Gutenberg’s generation thirsted for a new book every six months! Your generation gets a new web page every six seconds.
And how do you use this technology? To beat King Koopa and save the princess. Shame on you.”
- Mr. George Feeny, from 1993’s Boy Meets World

"You told me that Shinigami can't die, so I guess it won't kill you to stop eating apples for a while."
"Don't you think that's a bit much?! Come on! I never told you this, but apples are to me what cigarettes and alcohol are to humans.
Do you see what I'm saying? I even get withdrawal symptoms."
"Oh yeah? What kind of symptoms?"
"My body gets all twisted, I do handstands, it's not pretty!"
- Light Yagami and Ryuk, from 2006's Death Note