Howdy y'all. Theos the Hedgehog here. I'm relatively new to the whole fanfic scene, so expect a couple of dodgy fics before something really good comes out from the laptop! Oh BTW, as I'm a British (Rule Britannia!!), there may be a few examples of British humour that some overseas readers don't get. Apologies for that, but you know what we Brits are like! ;-) TALLY-HO!!

I should probably point out that as my favourite comedians include Russell Brand and Lee Evans, that British sense of humour of mine is rather twisted. LOL

Favourite Online Comics: InSONICnia and Power Rings. These guys kick ass!

Favourite films: All the Star Wars films (even the Clone Wars!), Matrix Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Troy, King Arthur...and pretty much anything with Kiera Knightley or Angelina Jolie in!!

Favourite Music: Linkin Park, Crush 40, Katy Perry (phwoar!!), Metallica, Nickleback, Offspring

Gender: Male

BTW (2): I'll try to update as much as possible, but other duties may prevent this from happening.

Favourite Sonic Character : SHADOW! The Ultimate MuthaTruckin' Lifeform! This hedgehog kicks serious ass. Sonic doesn't have anything on this dude!!

I suppose I should introduce you to my OC's, these being the actual Theos the Hedgehog, and his alter-ego, Pryo.

Name : Theos the Hedgehog

Species : Hedgehog (duh!)

Age : 20

Fur Colour : Dark Blue with Silver streaks

Eye colour : Red

Attacks : Chaos Torrent (somewhere between Chaos Spear and Chaos Blast), Black Lightning (Think Force Lightning from Star Wars , just black!)

Theos currently resides in the Rocky Mountains, where he is at peace with the world. Like Sonic, he hates injustice in the world and will stand up for those who have been wronged. He has the power of flight, but is not as quick as Tails or Rouge. However, as he has Chaos powers, he can use Chaos Control when holding a chaos emerald. His main weakness is his anger. When his anger turns to rage, he transforms into his psychotic alter-ego, Pyro.

Name : Pyro the Hedgehog

Species : Hedgehog (again, duh!)

Age : 20

Fur Colour : Maroon with Orange streaks

Eye colour : Green with yellow pupils

Attacks : Blazing Spear (a ball of fire), Pyro Twister (a flaming tornado fired from his palms)

In every sense of the word, Pyro is a psychopath. His leering eyes, his manic laugh, his love of burning things and people (making him a pyro-psycho). He only appears when Theos becomes enraged. Theos has some control over his alter-ego, but only to a certain point. Once anger turns to a raging fury, all hell is let loose. Pyro doesn't care who or what gets destroyed, and has been known to injure those he is supposed to be allied with. In fact, he often finds it hilarious when people do get hurt. Naturally, he hates water, and can be quickly calmed with a good soaking. The only way to turn back into Theos is to become absolutely calm.

FanFics in progress:

Shadow vs Shadow : Shadow and Rouge are sent on a routine recon mission by GUN. The target: an abandoned warehouse supposedly being used by Eggman as a store for fuel and ammunition. However, what they find is something much more sinister and deadly. Will Shadow survive his greatest threat, while hiding his true feelings about Rouge? (COMPLETE!)

Nazo Unleashed : A written version of Chakra-X's fantastic video from NewGrounds and YouTube. The dark being Nazo is released from the Chaos Emeralds, and seeks to destroy the world. Sonic and Shadow have their work cut out do defeat this foe, but a new power may be enough... (COMPLETE!)

Odyssey of Shadows : (well, this one's on paper at the moment, but I'll get round to transferring the first couple of chapters asap!) Station Square's male heroes have gone off to war with Eggman, leaving their families behind. Will Amy, Rouge etc be able to defend the city when Eggman changes tagets, or will Shadow and co. return to a blazing lifeless wasteland?

The Rise of Pyro: Set after the events of Shadow vs Shadow, Sonic and the gang find themselves facing a new threat, one with more power than they could ever imagine. Tragic events lead to a suprising finale!!

As well as Sonic, I'm now extending my ink-filled talons into other realms. Namely Greek Mythology (a passion of mine) and Pokemon (still rather cool after all these years!!)

War of the Gods: On the Greek front, I'm writing a fanfic based in Greek Mythology, centering on the god of the Underworld, Hades, as the Greek gods go to war with their Egyptian counterparts. Look out for that soon!!

Meanwhile, I've got the final scene of a PokeFic pretty much sorted. Just gotta sort out how the team get there now! Once it gets going, look out for my OC, Shane McKraken, Pokemon Trainer Extraordinaire. Sonic fans may notice a few similarities, appearance wise! There's also a sweet little OneShot on the way for any PearlShippers out there!!

Brothers of Aura: A chance encounter with a fellow trainer awakens a lost power in Ash, while putting his loved ones in mortal peril. New pokemon, new foes and a hell of adventure await the young trainer from Pallet!

Wherever You Go: Life is the pits when you lose your loved ones. On the other hand, life is also full of unexpected surprises...

Name: Shane McKraken

Age: 19

Hometown: Lavender Town, Kanto Region

Current Squad: Mewtwo, Gengar, Articuno, Jolteon, Gyarados, Houndoom

Romantic interests: That would ruin the story, would it not!!

Some of my favourites:

Pokemon: MEWTWO! By far the most kick-ass anime creature, ever! (But the question remains: would the Genetic Pokemon stand up against the Ultimate Lifeform? Hmmm...)

Greek God: It's gotta be Hades, Lord of the underworld, Guardian of the Dead, "The Unseen One" Just plain cool!!

Pairings - Sonic: SonicxAmy, ShadowxRouge, KnucklesxTikal, TailsxCream (a curse on those who upset the status quo!!)

Pairings - Pokemon: AshxDawn, AshxMay, JessexJames, BrockxJoy (Sorry to all you PokeShipping fans, but I just can't see Ash & Misty together!)

That's all for now. As soon as I get time, I'll update as soon as poss. Until then, peace out!

Oh, and if anyone asks, I don't own any original characters, just Theos and Pyro (obviously) and Shane McKraken (erm, again obviously!! lol)

Some random things that I've collected

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