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Well, hello there =)

My name Ali, and I am completely and utterly obsessed with the Joker, and to a lesser extent, Batman. They are like my own personal drugs. My favorite colors are purple and green (even before i was joker obsessed) I am in high school currently and looking for good colleges. I really enjoy psychology and hopefully can get a degree for it. I absolutely adore reading, without books (or fanfiction) life would be a dull, boring place for me. I don't really watch much tv, House and Glee are the only shows I watch, and both are amazing. I generally watch movies, my all time favorite being The Dark Knight, along with Batman Under The Red Hood. Alice ing Wonderland 2010, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, and (500) Days of summer, are pretty high up on the list of favorites as well. I enjoy writing and hopefully someday I will gain enough courage and time to post some stories on here. I like to help other's better thier writing and read the many amazing stories people conjure up. I play softball all year around so I don't have much time to do anything, but I try to keep up with my subscribed stories the best I can. :) well that's basically me, I'm really easy to get along with and love to talk to people, so don't be afraid to reply back to a review. :) Oh and before I go, there is something you should know, Iam completely random:) hehe.

Favorite Quotes:

"Why So Serious?" - Heath Ledger's Joker

"You got him! You expert, rootin' tootin', eagle eyed, goth loving, marks-man!" John Dimaggio's Joker

"Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe

"Some women choose to follew men, and some women choose to follow thier dreams. If your wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore." - Lady GaGa

"sometimes love can do that to a person. It can shine a light inside that person and bring out the best in them, things even they might not have known about themselves before. That;s what love can do." - an Alic in Wonderland fanfic that I read. I don't remember which one, but I hope they don't mind my using it. It is amazing:)

"I need a little less hard time, I need a little more bliss" - Sugarland

"It Happens. " - Forest Gump.

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Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
Jokers Wild by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Chs 76 and 77 are up! Please R&R! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 203,478 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 8/4/2008
Seeking Primes by WhosInTheAttic reviews
Rose asks the Tenth Doctor if it's possible for him to travel backward or forward in time and meet himself. When he shows her that he can, they meet his future self, and get more than they bargained for. How will the Eleventh Doctor handle rediscovering what he thought he'd lost forever?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,747 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Mine by AmyBella88 reviews
After watching Rose dance, a possessive doctor must stake his claim. A missing scene between chapters ten and eleven of my story "The madman, the box, and the budding Rose" but can stand alone. PWP, het, lots of lemons! Rated M for a reason.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
As the World Burns by Beckoning.Disaster reviews
Sarah Williams is in way over her head. How IS she supposed to deal with a crazy clown, a stubborn billonaire, and a possessive Goblin King in a deadly new game that could cost her everything? Batman/Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sarah, Joker - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endurance by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Nine tests Rose Tyler's endurance.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Adapting by Ubiquitcus reviews
It hadn't happened on purpose. It was a fluke through and through. It's not as if they had wanted to switch bodies. "Alice dear, how in the world can you stand not wearing a hat? It's perfectly dreadful!" Hatter/Alice. A story told in oneshots.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
His Voice by Swirlingtorments reviews
"I will catch you Bella, you belong to me" I heard his voice echo through the forest. I ripped through the dark forest, running full speed! Edward was after me. I could feel his cold breath on the back of my neck. He would never give up, as never would I. DO NOT READ. Under serious CONSTRIUCTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pleasant Conversation by Littlestar.2011 reviews
You'd be pretty pissed too if your school just got shot up, your mom just committed suicide, and the only convenient person to talk to is the Joker who, lets be honest, does nothing but poke fun at you. You'd snap, too. Bad at summaries. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 118,900 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Show 'n Tell by sinecure reviews
It's time for some show 'n tell, folks!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The House of The Rising Sun by moony1981 reviews
Ah a new criminal is in Arkham Asylum, Angel. A little known explosives freak, sent to Arkham and stuck in the same ward of Gotham's most notorious,including Scarecrow and The Joker,Everythings gonna go wrong? right you are Crane/OC & Joker/OC a little
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,406 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Joke With Me by rastarabbit reviews
Continuation of "Rachel's Story". Rachel finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child, as the Joker slips further into madness. Set pre-and post-Dark Knight. Warnings: all kinds of sex, violence, disturbing themes to come. Usual disclaimers apply.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Thy Bog Overfloweth by Wolfish Oro reviews
A rather unfortunate and unusual event forces Jareth to reside with Sarah for a time... Unbeknownst to him, people are plotting behind his back, and Sarah is in on it... Entirely humor, same story, new summary. COMPLETE. sobs
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Silly Batman Tricks Are For Kids! by srh420cky reviews
Just a bunch of funny little stories, dealing with Joker, Rachel, Batman, Ivy, Harley... Taken place durring/affter Dark Knight. This is just a hobby a few of my friends and I have... Making fun of everything. Humor/Drama/Romance and all the above. READ!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Joker
Alive by Lobsters forever reviews
It’s been two weeks since the Joker has been taken to jail and it’s been two weeks since Rachel Dawes has been in hiding. When the Joker escapes and finds out she is alive, the Joker makes a new plan involving Miss. Dawes.Joker/Rachel.After DK. Chap.27 up
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,763 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Arkham Angel by Kerayzie reviews
New to Arkham Jess soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
Misery Loves Company by TeaDanceMacabre reviews
A Joker/OC romance. This is about a villain named Miss Fortune, who has been tormenting Gotham long before the Joker arives. When he does come to Gotham, Miss Fortune is top on his list of people to find...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Joker
I'll be there for you by MaitressedeSeine reviews
Jareth has waited long enough...time has been his enemy and his aid. A new plan, an old love and one very patient Goblin King....JS Of course R&R!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,185 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006
Could You Try to Mime It Out? by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Harley's Polka Party and the Joker's Boner by Akito The Sex Goddess reviews
The result of a sugar high after watching Brokeback Moutain. Random characters, and no plot whatsoever. WARNING: Contains gay Pokemon theme songs. May cause orgasms. Rated T for sexual reference.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Invisibility by Insanity's Partner reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gaity of Edward Cullen by lucytheslut reviews
a little while ago, i saw a display picture that made me laugh, it said "until Bella moved to forks, we all thought he was gay" this is a story based on that display pic, AU/All Human. COMPLETE! strong T for innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faces of Evil by Jenna Von Cannon reviews
The Joker has his eye on someone he believes will help him out in any situation. *I suck at summaries.* Dark Knight Spoilers. Joker/OC and others. *Drug use, violence, language, sexual situations. Enjoy D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,673 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
We Don't Wash Off by Darkaus reviews
You see when I go home, and wash this face off... I don't go down the drain with it. I 'Stay,' and you, you... you think you can just take that mask off? No-no, that's, that's insane You can't go back, Batman... It's far too late.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Crackers? by DelilahTCullen reviews
What happens when Bella's hungry and her food is dangerous . . . to vampires, you say? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Son of the Morning by white raven reviews
That which is separated is not always forgotten. JarethSarah Story on hiatus. Please see author page for explanation.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/28/2004
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Possession by PaisleyRose reviews
This is a slightly darker Labyrinth tale. The Williams Family are to die, can Sarah save her brother and new little sister? Will the right words still be the right words? Will anyone hear her? Does a rejected King still care enough to save them? ahhhh,
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,495 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Sacrifices by Kei Tree reviews
Epilogue up! Complete Her first child for her release... That was Sarah's promise, but when payment is due she offers Jareth, the Goblin King, another deal Her child for herself.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,058 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete