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Hello-

My name's Allison. not really but i didnt want to post my real name and i like what it means- honest.

I read way too much and I like to write but I'm no good.

I might write some stories later...maybe.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS—


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door

To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you are against child abuse then paste this on yopur profile


some qoutes that i found funny-

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"So, you're a cannibal."

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"When all else fails blow shit up."

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

"When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

"Americans worship money. I have been looking for god all my life and he is right in my pocket." -Chris Rock

"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God

"Trying is the first step toward failure" - Unknown

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

Smile. It confuses people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

ur parents lied. ur not special. ur just stupid.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Help!ican'tfindthespacebar

Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?... Yeah that was a great joke!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty...

OMG! you just ran into a pole

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

A shared secret isn't a secret at all.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.


Talk quieter. to see who'll listen.
Step up in a fight. to see who's standing by your side.
Make a wrong decision. to see who'll help you fix it.
Let go of the one you love. to see if they
love you enough to come back


IF YOU EVER'S

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile


The girl who seemed unbreakable ; b r o k e
The girl who seemed so strong ; c r u m b l e d.
The girl who always laughed ; c r i e d.
The girl who was on top of the world ; f e l l.
The girl who always held on ; l e t g o.
The girl who would never stop trying ; g a v e up.
The girl who had it all together ; f e l l a p a r t.


Remember when life was so innocent?

your close friend becomes your worst enemy.
lollipops turn into cigarettes.
the innocent ones turn into sluts.
homework goes in the trash.
mobile phones are being used in class.
detention becomes suspension.
soda becomes vodka.
bikes become cars.
remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
when protection meant wearing a helmet?
when the worst things you could get from girls were cooties?
the monkey bar's were the highest place on earth and dad was your hero?
war was only a card game.
the only drug you knew was cough medicine.
wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut.
the only things that hurt you were skinned knees? goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
we all couldnt wait to grow up?

Things sure have changed huh?


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The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,798 - Follows: 6,608 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stuck on an Island with You by Chellerbelle reviews
Gambit, Rogue, Bobby and Kitty are stranded on an island.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,013 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna M.] Shadowcat/Kitty, Iceman/Bobby - Complete
You Are Mine by silverwings1986 reviews
This is the sequal to "Our Little Secret." Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Stellaaar reviews
On Christmas Day anything can happen; even a totally fight-free, happy, and lovably fluffy chain of events between Lily Evans and James Potter. Takes place in their seventh year. One shot. Rated for safety. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Secret by silverwings1986 reviews
What if the Cullens weren’t the first vampires Bella met? Well thirteen years earlier Bella met Marcus, of the Volturi. I’m not good at summaries. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Those Eyes by tom kafr reviews
Jasper's thoughts as he meets Alice for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Quidditch pants by Fairie Daggers reviews
Lily Evans lives off consistency. James Potter craves change. So what happens when James steals Lily’s pajamas?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Rejection by mebmarker reviews
Eventually, James gets creative at asking Lily out, and Lily gets creative at rejecting him--until she falls for him. First chapter's the worst. Don't judge by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Forest Surprises by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
Lily is thinking about the mystery that is James Potter when she discovers a stag in the forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bases, Balls, and Beaters by galwaysunshine13 reviews
Set in Lily Evan's 6th year. James Potter asks her something she's not likely to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Skeeter in the hallways by Speich reviews
A bit of dialogue between Lily Evans and James Potter. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss Me by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
Only James Potter would have the gall to pin Lily Evans to the ground in order to get a kiss. [James Potter x Lily Evans]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rules for Dating Lily Evans by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily gets into a fight with Petunia and says she has a boyfriend, when she really doesn't. So, she's forced to turn to none other than James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete