![]() Hello- My name's Allison. not really but i didnt want to post my real name and i like what it means- honest. I read way too much and I like to write but I'm no good. I might write some stories later...maybe. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart. --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS— 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly To find the sad little girl It must have been bad If you are against child abuse then paste this on yopur profile some qoutes that i found funny- "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton "I'll hold it and you light the fuse." "So, you're a cannibal." "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. "When all else fails blow shit up." "I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly" "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "You say tomato...I say fuck you." When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid "I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown "Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye "The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown "He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown "When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown "Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes "Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again "Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Americans worship money. I have been looking for god all my life and he is right in my pocket." -Chris Rock "Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God "Trying is the first step toward failure" - Unknown All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration! Smile. It confuses people. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? I am not anti-social..I just don't like you ur parents lied. ur not special. ur just stupid. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck A day without sunshine is like... night. A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney? Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! Help!ican'tfindthespacebar Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?... Yeah that was a great joke! Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty... OMG! you just ran into a pole I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. A shared secret isn't a secret at all. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Talk quieter. to see who'll listen. IF YOU EVER'S If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!) If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile The girl who seemed unbreakable ; b r o k e Remember when life was so innocent? your close friend becomes your worst enemy. Things sure have changed huh? |
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