I was once a kind and benevolent fanfiction writer, until the day of the accident... the day that the stupidity of the Internet - including this very site - finally caused me to snap.

However, rather than complete that device that allows me to destroy people through their computer monitors, I have instead decided to channel my evil energies into fanfiction that I've secretly had ideas for, yet not dare tell anyone, lest I be shunned for all time.

Thou hast been warned.

Have a nice day. ^_^