The next generation of Upper East Siders have finally come of age. Will they live up to their parents infamy? Only time will tell. And by time, I mean yours truly. You know you love me. *DISCONTINUED* Edit: I appreciate everyone that read and enjoyed this story, but I'm just not in the place I was when I started writing this anymore. I hope that makes sense

"See I don't think anybody should be telling me to settle down," Rose said. Her voice had a steely quality to it. "Especially because of something they read in the Prophet." Reeling off the back of twin scandals Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy come up with a plan. Unfortunately the thing about plans, especially if you're a member of the Weasley clan, is that they rarely work out.

Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?

She was the daughter of his father's enemy and he wanted to make her suffer. He was the son of a Death Eater and she was afraid of him. What happens when she starts to mean more to him than just a target for his anger?Draco/OC **FINALLY CHAPTER 20**

Facilis descensus averni - the descent to hell is easy. The story of how the Uglies world began, and how it almost ended. Rated T for mild violence.