Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

In times of trouble, magic has a way of working things out. Unfortunately for Hermione, magic has decided that she needs to save the very last person she ever expected. 6th/7th year Dramione Bond

This is a PercyX? story. There will be a lot of pairings and this is erotic fiction. Lemons will be in every chapter with a different girl. First Chapter CalypsoXPercy. Summary: After the Titan war Percy becomes the God of Sex, replacing an old God who was ready to be done with his duites and pass it on to a younger candidate.

Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...

After the war, Hermione Granger is organising a Christmas Play at Hogwarts in order to give the downtrodden students a bit of holiday cheer and hope. However, the only one volunteering for the male romantic lead has to be none other than Draco Malfoy, who then proceeds to drive off every girl playing opposite him. How obnoxious. D/Hr Advent 2012.

Percy decides to get it on with the Hunters, one girl at a time. Rated M for graphic smut and a very horny Percy Jackson.

Obviously I hadn't noticed Malfoy sitting in the armchair. If I had noticed him, I would have waited until I was in the bathroom to begin undressing. PERMANENT HIATUS. WILL NOT BE COMPLETED.

He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.

An entirely undefinable monster involving Scorpius Malfoy, Rose Weasley, and shortsightedness on both parts. Includes awkward situations and misunderstandings. Rated for lemon and language.

Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.

Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.

"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!

Those damn nymphs had it coming. Rated M for graphic smut.

Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together. This smutty romantic comedy/drama re-imagines Season 4, with one very BIG addition...

Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.

Lash has detention, but this time, it's with a very attractive teenage girl. What will they do to pass the time? Well, I'll give you a hint: It involves a lot of moaning and a lot of lust. Lemons, One-Shot! Thanks for any reviews! Lash/OC

Hermione has managed to get herself thrown back in time, the Marauders time to be exact. Can she keep James off her and make him fall for Lily while trying to get herself back to her time? And what do Peter, Sirius and Remus think about this new girl?

AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!

"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?