![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Heyy Name: JenCullenHale im a girl (thank god) i love beuty and the beast(priness bell) Does anyone have a problemly wif that? Favorite Motercycles Favorite Food i ask you all to check out juliaSwan page shes a great writer who might be moving!(WAH) Favorite Music Artists Favorite Songs Favorite Books Favorite Movies Favorite Quotes Hot Guys Random Copy and Paste Things to Think About Girls For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!). Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend he should be more like Edward and through Twilight at him. Crazy is when you yell at inannamte objects during New Moon wanting him to come back. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You Know You Live In 2008 When You... 1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave. COPY & PASTE :D Jack Sparrow is Awesome, and he is so my idol! if u luv Jack, copy and past peoples! If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for fudgin' directions. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie. I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Random Things I got From My Best Friend Julia (she is juliaSwan) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. OR WHen life gives you lemons, squirt them into ur enimies eyes. Come join the dark side - we have cookies! I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird? My favorite word is sarcasm. There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day. Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. OR Dear Heart, I met a boy today... One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I ran with scissors, and lived! "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton I hear voices, and they don't like you. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. Friends Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you Best Friend: will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Friend: bails you out of jail Best Friend: is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' When you fall: Friend: helps you up Best Friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?" I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Julia seriously could, and it'd kill me literly well maybe not as much as i could her... hmm... that just gave me an idea FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you. Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days... FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" Friend: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Eve i guess i am a best friend Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel... What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her If your boyfriend isn't like that, dump him. Man and Woman Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Lables: On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one) Place an X next to everything you've done. Remove it for things you haven't. Remember this is an account of your entire life! () Smoked A Cigarette () Drank so much you threw up (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. () Been Arrested (not yet, although it will probably be my friends fault) () Gone on a blind date (never been on a date and mostly cause the guys down/up here r nimrods) () Skipped School () Watched someone die (x) Been to Canada () Been to Mexico (X) Been to Florida (X) Been on a plane (X) Been lost () Been on the opposite side of the country (X) Gone to Washington DC (X) Swam in the Ocean () Felt like dying () Played Cops and Robbers (X) Sang karaoke (x) Paid for a meal in only coins (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made prank phone calls (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (X) Danced in the rain (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus () Been kissed under the mistletoe (never been kissed) () Watched the sunrise with someone you care about () Watched the sunset with someone you care about (X) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfire on the beach () Crashed a party none worth crashing () Been skinny dipping () Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket, and then snuck into a theater to see a different feature afterwards (X) Ever float down a river 1. Any nicknames: my brother calls me jennebanne 3. Favorite Drink: coke, pib, schutts apple cider(the best by far), chocolate milkshake, chocolate milk, Dr. Pepper 4. Tattoos: No 5. Body piercings? earring holes 6. How much do you love your job? don't got one 7. Birthplace: Rochester NY!! 8. Favorite Vacation Spot: Keuka Lake NY!! 9. Ever been to Africa? No 10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes 11. Ever been on TV? Yes, but in passing (they came to my school) 12. Ever steal any traffic signs? Not yet 13. Ever been in a car accident? no cant drive D'= 14. Drive a 2-Door or 4-Door car? dont got one 15. Favorite Salad Dressing: goodseasons 16. Favorite Pie: pumpkin, apple, pecan, chocolate, oreo 17. Favorite Number: 7 18. Favorite Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean, transformers, eagle eye, mr. and mrs. smith, the day after 2morrow, twlight 19. Favorite Holiday: thanksgiving 20. Favorite Dessert: mint ice cream 21. Favorite Food: Venision 22. Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday 23. Favorite body wash: idk 24. Favorite Toothpaste: something Crest 25. Favorite Scent: idk 26. What do you do to relax? Read, write, listen to music, annoy the heck out of my friends 27. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? they are all insane. includine me. but I love them anyways. But not in a lesbein way Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. The cuteness of it all Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Make a wish, and hope it happens... 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Are you done? Are you sure? Really? Okay... If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ( )( ) Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" I guess all ive got |
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