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Heyy

Name: JenCullenHale
Country: USA
Team: taylor!!(hes a hottie with the body)

im a girl (thank god)
i like the color blue
i like the color red
PURPLE!!(its my fave)

i love beuty and the beast(priness bell)
diney

Does anyone have a problemly wif that?
Yha you wont tell me cause youre to scared of me
me and my insaneness
Ohhh you know im awsome
You can't beat me

Favorite Motercycles
shadow aero
harley cross bones
my nana's she has an awsome pink ridley
my grampas black harley fat boy

Favorite Food
mint(mint everything like ice cream)
choclate
Venision
Steak

i ask you all to check out juliaSwan page shes a great writer
(She says shes the coolest person ever)
(i dont think so though)
but she is my best friend

who might be moving!(WAH)

Favorite Music Artists
Taylor Swift
COBRA STARSHIP!
Fall Out Boy
bon jovi
OWL CITY!
ALL TIME LOW!
THE BEATLES(MY FAVE)
BLINK-182(Comes slose though)
boys like girls
forever the sickest kids
justin biber
kings of leon

Favorite Songs
I'd Lie-Taylor Swift
Forever and Always-Taylor Swift
iron man-black sabbth
good girls go bad-cobra starship
its my life-bon jovi
fireflies-owl city
heroheroine-blg
love drunk-blg
hells over head-blg
one time-justin biber

Favorite Books
GG(all)
My Mother's a French Fry and Other Parts of my Fuzzed up life
The Host
HARRY POTTER!!

Favorite Movies
Eagle Eye(by far)
Tsking of phelm 123(could b tied for first)
How To Lose A Guy in Ten Days
Pirates Of The Carribbean
Transformers(1 and 2)
Day After Tomorrow

Favorite Quotes
Things are going to be different... Welcome to the 21st centry.
-guy on the history channel
They could build monuments to your self-centerness
-wilson on house
I'm going to count to 5...
I'm going to count to 3...
-transformers movie(their holding guns at each others necks)
She didn't know it was imposible so she went and did it
-anyomys
It will be alright in the end if its not alright its not the end
-anyomys
Whatever I want to do is either illegal, immoral, or fatting
-anyomys

Hot Guys
Curious George (I Curtis
the guy who plays captin kirk
josh hutcherson
danile radclif
rupert grint
hugh jackman
zack effron
taylor laughtner
shane west
chase crawford
Shila Labeouf
My Horse (tecnically not mine, but whatever)
Alex Pettyfire
Jackson Rathbone
Officially Typed By juliaSwan (Jenna can't spell worth beans)
ps- everything in bold parenthesis is me =D

Random Copy and Paste Things to Think About

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!). Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend he should be more like Edward and through Twilight at him. Crazy is when you yell at inannamte objects during New Moon wanting him to come back. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


COPY & PASTE :D

Jack Sparrow is Awesome, and he is so my idol! if u luv Jack, copy and past peoples!

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for fudgin' directions.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Random Things I got From My Best Friend Julia (she is juliaSwan)

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
(toatly true)(sorry boy's but it is)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
(i LOVE it)

OR

WHen life gives you lemons, squirt them into ur enimies eyes.

Come join the dark side - we have cookies!
(I'm on the dark side)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

My favorite word is sarcasm.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
(its true)

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

OR

Dear Heart, I met a boy today...
Prepare the big chef knives...

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Beware their always right

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.


Friends

Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friend: will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friend: bails you out of jail

Best Friend: is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall:

Friend: helps you up

Best Friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
(so true) coughcough Julia coughcough

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
(again, so true)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Julia seriously could, and it'd kill me literly well maybe not as much as i could her... hmm... that just gave me an idea

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Eve

i guess i am a best friend

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something, and I will want to be involved.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little, tiny words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will probably point and laugh at you for being so clumsy.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end!! 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

If your boyfriend isn't like that, dump him.


Man and Woman

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Lables:

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)


Place an X next to everything you've done. Remove it for things you haven't. Remember this is an account of your entire life!

() Smoked A Cigarette

() Drank so much you threw up

(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

() Been Arrested (not yet, although it will probably be my friends fault)

() Gone on a blind date (never been on a date and mostly cause the guys down/up here r nimrods)

() Skipped School

() Watched someone die

(x) Been to Canada

() Been to Mexico

(X) Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

() Been on the opposite side of the country

(X) Gone to Washington DC

(X) Swam in the Ocean

() Felt like dying

() Played Cops and Robbers

(X) Sang karaoke

(x) Paid for a meal in only coins

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus

() Been kissed under the mistletoe (never been kissed)

() Watched the sunrise with someone you care about

() Watched the sunset with someone you care about

(X) Blown bubbles

(X) Made a bonfire on the beach

() Crashed a party none worth crashing

() Been skinny dipping

() Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket, and then snuck into a theater to see a different feature afterwards

(X) Ever float down a river


1. Any nicknames: my brother calls me jennebanne

3. Favorite Drink: coke, pib, schutts apple cider(the best by far), chocolate milkshake, chocolate milk, Dr. Pepper

4. Tattoos: No

5. Body piercings? earring holes

6. How much do you love your job? don't got one

7. Birthplace: Rochester NY!!

8. Favorite Vacation Spot: Keuka Lake NY!!

9. Ever been to Africa? No

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes

11. Ever been on TV? Yes, but in passing (they came to my school)

12. Ever steal any traffic signs? Not yet

13. Ever been in a car accident? no cant drive D'=

14. Drive a 2-Door or 4-Door car? dont got one

15. Favorite Salad Dressing: goodseasons

16. Favorite Pie: pumpkin, apple, pecan, chocolate, oreo

17. Favorite Number: 7

18. Favorite Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean, transformers, eagle eye, mr. and mrs. smith, the day after 2morrow, twlight

19. Favorite Holiday: thanksgiving

20. Favorite Dessert: mint ice cream

21. Favorite Food: Venision

22. Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday

23. Favorite body wash: idk

24. Favorite Toothpaste: something Crest

25. Favorite Scent: idk

26. What do you do to relax? Read, write, listen to music, annoy the heck out of my friends

27. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? they are all insane. includine me. but I love them anyways. But not in a lesbein way

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


The cuteness of it all

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


I guess all ive got
Byee

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cover Your Flaws by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Goode, Not Bad by memrylaine reviews
Cammie graduated from Gallagher 2 years ago. She hasn't seen Zach since then. Now she and Bex are part of an elite group of spies called Stonell. When her team is sent on the hardest mission yet, she has an unexpected meeting with Zach. Full sum inside.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Kingston Prep by twilightfan007 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose start going to Kingston Prep, your average boarding school. But when Bella gets there, she falls in love, has boys start a fight over her, and helps to pull off a few pranks of the century - and school hasn't even started yet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/20/2008
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hurt has taken a whole new meaning by Lady Alyssia Lassaria reviews
Some secrets can be kept hidden and others can't. That depends on who you are. When Anthony DiNozzo receives a phone call one fateful day, all hell breaks loose. AU of PTMIIT. NEEDS BETA. OOC so you know
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Ziva D., T. Brennan
Commitaphobia by PartizzleUpInHerr reviews
Hermione tends to go out with the smart guys. After catching Ron with someone who is not his girlfriend, Fred and she go on a “secret mission,” and hilarity and romance ensue. FredHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
George & Hermione in Search of the Golden Grimoire by Morgana Wenlock reviews
Hermione and George find a mysterious book and end up in a different world. Trapped and lost, they find themselves surrounded by creatures from their worst nightmares and gulp no schoolbooks to help them out. HG with a Dungeons & Dragons twist
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Thou Shall Spy reviews
Twlight/GG books. Alice, Bella, Rose are in spy school. What can go wrong? Surprises and more. ALL HUMAN. Usual parings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2008