Trekkie S. Monsterhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Sound of Music, Series Of Unfortunate Events, RENT, Misc. Books, and Harry Potter. interested in: asoiaf: jon/ygritte, asha/qarl, margaery/sansa, ned/catelyn, arya/gendry in a few years, jaime/brienne, renly/loras, the hound, starks, martells, greyjoys, wildlings, happy!sansa, davos, king stannis for westeros hp: angelina, fred, george, charlie, alicia, lee, katie, oliver wood and that potential clusterfuck of ships. permanent hiatus. any love is still appreciated, as always. xo TSM |
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The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Fred and George Variety Hour by FuzzBucket reviews
Join your favourite twins, Fred and George Weasley, on their new television program as they interview special guests. They ask hard hitting questions and have some fun in the process! Drabble! Fluff! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Perspective by anathemawrites reviews
Across the Universe character studies based on prompts and people. Max and Jude are up!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
The Saga You'll Never Forget by Jiang Qing reviews
This is an epic tale about friendship, loyalty and liberation. A beautiful masterpiece of a fierce, and loving companionship . This is the story of how Harry Potter gave the Sorting Hat its Hattist Rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P.
Cling to the Past by ty.soglasna reviews
Harry and Seamus are two of a kind; it just takes them a while to understand exactly what this means. Light drug use, mature content. A personal favorite! Have you loved a rare pair today?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Seamus F. - Complete
Never Stood a Chance by HorcruxFinder reviews
Although she was three years younger, Oliver found himself falling in love against all odds. Oliver's POV. A series of Oliver/Katie drabbles. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Mongoose Wars by Wish.I.Were.A.Mistress reviews
A WONDERFUL slash full of fun and randomness and...and...A MONGOOSE! I won't tell you any of the pairings. More fun that way. Don't read if you take things seriously or are easily offended.
Just My Luck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
There's A Naked Lady In My Morphine by selanfene reviews
Random oneshot. Max's thoughts in the hospital, a bit rambling but coming to a point at the end. Rated for excessive swearing.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Esme's In Show by The Lightning Knight reviews
Esme hosts her own show about what's In, and what's Out. But for some reason, crazy things keep happening. WARNING: Contains sad, dreadful things such as horrible outfits, babies with fake cigars, evil villains, and spicy beefjerky.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Esme S.
Dougie Poynter's Man Journal by joongie reviews
The boys have decided to keep journals, this is Dougie's story... SLASHH! COMPLETE PoynterJudd FletcherJones
Just My Luck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Of Love and Root Beer Floats by cakeaddict61 reviews
If you don't mind a sad ending, please click, if you are in the mood for something happy, please scream and run away.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Lemony S.
They've Got Mail by Anakin McFly reviews
NOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,680 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Castles In The Air by Jagged Epiphany reviews
PostHog. lives of Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie. Their group is splintered, their world is on the brink of war, they're being forced to grow up. Nothing will ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Alicia S., George W.
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coliseum of Secrets by FanFictionFantom reviews
Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
Fernald's Folly by Phoebonica reviews
It's their third game in a row. There's nothing else to do...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Fernald, Fiona - Complete
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sarcastic Author by The Social Leper reviews
The Title Says it All. Especially for all you parody lovers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
A Day In The Life Of Fred Weasley by JuicyJuice reviews
A crazy little fic. It doesn't take place at any particular time in the series...just read it, it's funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - George W., Harry P.
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The ABRIDGED Series of Unfortunate Events reviews
The series didn't need thirteen books, did it? Here is the condensed version for those who are short on time. A parody in two chapters: 1-6 and 7-13.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Left Unsaid reviews
Life after Fred is hard for everyone, but what about his significant other? When she finds out she's pregnant with a surprise, no less, will it be a burden or a blessing? New generation fic & AU. Complete and sequel on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Sweet Caramel reviews
Long after she's married to Harry, Ginny wonders what it would've been like with the love of her life...And is it still possible to get back together? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Those Secret Assignments, Continued reviews
A sort of sequel to The Year of Secret Assignments. We follow Lyd, Em, Cass, and their respective boyfriends through the year. Cass gets a new penfriend, Lyd gets jealous, and Em gets a chance to truly help someone she never has before.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/10/2006
A Sound of Wonder reviews
What happens when two minor characters are selected to change the past and therefore change the future? One little detail can mean a lot. FredAngelina, LeeKatie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Lee J., Angelina J.
The Parody That Doesn't Use Alliteration reviews
COMPLETE. A Parody. In case you haven't noticed. Of Book 12. Complete with sarcasm and whiny Brattylaires! Plus making fun of Lemony and the way he writes! Dumb dumb dumb! Enjoy the dumbness!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Lapdog reviews
A short part of Benny's story. Benny's POV. Sort of. Anyway, it's about how Benny slowly but surely left the Bohemians' group. Oneshot. A bit of BennyMimi.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Benny C., Mimi M. - Complete
It's Groundhog Day! reviews
Groundhog Day...well not really but Georg is reliving the same day over and over again.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
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