"Contrary to popular belief, Granger, I don't make a habit of seducing drunk girls who just got stood up at the altar." "I wasn't stood up. If you'll recall, I did the leaving." Dramione fic, not epilogue compliant. Inspired by the quote "a bird could love a fish, but where would they live?"

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Professor Hermione Granger has to stay at Hogwarts all summer to teach. At first, she's not very happy about that, but then she and her colleague grow closer. Should one mention her colleague is Draco Malfoy? Probably..

No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione

It's only been a few months after the War and Head girl Hermione is still dealing with the trauma. Just when she's ready for another sleepless night at Hogwarts, comfort walks in, in the two forms of a dancing fire and a broken Head boy.

He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.

Hermione wasn't the type of witch who would enter into this sort of arrangement with anyone, and even if she had been, Draco Malfoy certainly wouldn't have been her first choice, but there wasn't anything inherently wrong about it, was there? She was an adult, and she was allowed to lighten up and enjoy herself. Rated M for language and sexual content.

The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the War, studying for her NEWTS and taking on a Healer's apprenticeship. Draco Malfoy's also back, dividing his time between the Quidditch pitch and frequent stays in the hospital wing. Something's bound to happen. Three-Shot.

Post war. Hermione is 23, young and carefree. At least in her spare time. She leads a double life, hiding her true self from her friends and colleagues at work. Deep inside, she's still struggling over the aftermath of the war, the loss of her parents, and a failed romance with Ron. She meets up with someone she didn't expect to meet, who is also fighting their own post war demons.

Summary: After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry's protests. When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, she must come to terms with her distaste for him in order to pass training. But what dark secrets does Malfoy hold? COMPLETE.*RUNNER UP DRAMIONE AWARDS*

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

Electric Revenge joins up with the Fabulous Killjoys as she survives in 2019 California. But as BL/Ind hunts them down, will they have what it takes to conquer the demons of their past and survive? Based off of My Chemical Romance's new album Danger Days.

What happens when the Harry Potter Characters get facebook. Hilarity will ensue. willing to take requests of people you'd love to see

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!

Chaos in the Gryffindor Common Room, courtesy of the one and only Sirius Black.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.

This is not mine i found it on a site and thought it was so amazing that i wanted to share it with everyone sorry if i have upset anyone contact me if you would like me to remove it.

For the Muggle Studies lesson on r/Harry Potter. What is the function of a rubber duck?

Snape and Voldemort play a Muggle card game. Oneshot.

"James called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."

"Give him hell from me, Peeves," ordered George. "I don't care how you do it, but he deserves it for cheating on Hermione." These orders are what gave Peeves the incentive to lock Granger and Malfoy in a broom closet...

Prompt: "It's a little small, isn't it?" An... Interesting conversation between Gryffindor's princess and Slytherin's Prince. Dramione

After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.

Then, a drunk Hermione turned to him urgently, and with the utmost seriousness in her voice, she proclaimed, "Ronnie, when I regain my conscious thought abilities, I'm going to jinx you to jelly for this. Would you prefer to be strawberry or blueberry?"

Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.

Because everyone knows Murtagh's a frog prince. MurtaghxAngela. Oneshot.

Jasper provides a commentary to the apple scene from Twilight. He raises some interesting questions for poor Edward.

Right before the Final Battle and the destruction or salvation of everything Harry Potter knows, the Golden Trio get together one last time. There are some things you only tell the people you love when you're about to die. Complete crack.

After the War, Hermione comes on a mission to the dragon reserve, and she grows close with Charlie. CWHG.

The Marauders have fun with note passing in Transfiguration. Cameo with Lily, Hint of L/J

Hermione and Blaise are in Hogsmeade under attack. Hermione flashes back to the evolution of their relationship. Oneshot.

After the war, Charlie and Hermione have a heart to heart conversation. An unusual request changes their relationship forever.

Bored teens, one game, emotions revealed! One-Shot

Sometimes, to see what's right in front of you, you need someone to provide that first push in the right direction. Charlie/Hermione

Hermione was almost to the door when his voice, cracked and heavy with grief, stopped her in her tracks. “Don’t go.” -- Follows Canon excuding the epilogue, some hint of romance at the very end.

With swirling thoughts and a hectic schedule, Hermione finds herself unable to sleep. When George shares his secret with her and keeps her company, she finds another, sweeter reason to stay up late. Hermione/George

When Harry is once again in Dumbledore's office at the end of the year, Dumbledore has to leave urgently and Harry is left alone in the office... to find Dumbledore's laptop, and all the Severitus stories it contains. A short Severitus parody!

Where Harry is sick, Ron is a dunderhead, and Snape is a gamer. Though Snape being a gamer can only be a figment of dunderhead!Ron's immagination, of course. Who else would ever have confused Dreamless Sleep potion with a muggle DS?

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.

George's mouth turned up at the corners slightly, though Hermione refrained from pointing this out to him.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.

One shot: When someone hurts Ginny, Hermione is determined to make them pay. Meanwhile, a crush has the potential to turn into something more. Hermione/George.

For Mags, the mist and fog brought good and bad.

It's the easiest thing in the world, killing a man. oneshot

Scorpius repeatedly rescues Rose. What will she say about the outdated 'damsel in distress' idea? Really bad summary but please read and let me know what you think.

When Hermione interrupts a prank, George's temperature goes through the roof! Hermione/George

As the Gryffindors partake in Halloween festivities, an unlikely pair is made. But, do they have the right chemistry? Hermione/George

A chance meeting quickly turns into heated snogging when Hermione and George are in the presence of a Venetian Lust Flower! Hermione/George

Galbatorix thought he was invinsible... but you can't think of everything... LoL, randomness ensues

Hermione is stuck with supervising detention. She expects a disturbing first year, but she finds someone completely else. He makes her crazy, but at the same time also very confused. HermionexBlaise

It's the first ever Hunger Games. And what happens when you place an optimist who doesn't know how to shut up in them? Apart from all the deaths you get in the Hunger Games? Well, why don't you find out?

It is an insanely hot day at Hogwarts & we all know that heat leads to all kinds of madness...and fuchsia bikinis! AU. Draco/Ginny with a bit of Luna/Blaise on the side...For some reason my disclaimer is cut off, but all characters belongs to J.K.Rowling!

There are just those moments, when he feels like he is completely invisible. But she always sees him, even when no one else does. George/Hermione, fluffy, one-shot.

McGonagall is about ready to give up. None of her punishments have deterred MWPP from breaking further rules. She's resorted to this: making them list the things they are no longer allowed to do. Too bad Lily got dragged along for this one…

What if instead of Tigerstar, someone else died. Tigerstar and Scourge now rule the forest, but one cat has plans to take it back. Will it work, or will there never be four Clans again. Has StarClan abadoned them? R&R please!

Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy? Featured Story at P&S 2008

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

What seems like a horrible school enforced holiday assignment turns out to be a great learning experience.

Founders Fluff: the Hogwarts motto. Involving bored Godric, snorting Salazar, Helga and daisies, Rowena being bossy, and puppies. I don't own Harry Potter.

Neville/Hannah one-shot. My first Neville story! Set in the 7th year and following the Battle of Hogwarts. DH spoilers. Fluff.

He had always loved Herbology. It was his passion, his first love. His second love was Hannah Abbot.' HannahNeville. my entry for Color in a Black-White World’s Colored Roses Challenge. Read and Review! --Moge..x

Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!

Neville Longbottom never asked to lead Dumbledore's Army, but with Harry Potter gone, they were now his responsibility, and that was not something he took lightly. Hannah Abbott/Neville Longbottom

What happens when the Cullens and other members of Forks try out IMing? Very OOC, but hopefully funny. Whats Edwards secret? Who does Jessica look like? And who the hell is "anybody"? Might add more some day, but for now, it's on hold.

A series of moments is all it takes to put two people together. Hannah/Neville.

When he thought about it, Neville found that he could define his relationship with Hannah Abbott through three key moments. He hopes to add a fourth to the mix, but unfortunately, his proposal isn't going as planned. A Reviews Lounge Challenge Fic.

What if Alice never saw Bella jump, and Edward never came back? Would he get his wish for Bella to have a normal, happy life?

It's amazing how your perspective of someone can change in the time you know them... HGPW

Kreacher has unfinished business at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place after the final victory. SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DEATHLY HALLOWS. Written in about 30 minutes...just a crazy little idea that came to me. Possibly AU.

One shot. Percy needs some help to go home again after the war. PercyHermione, Rated PGPG13.

Scarletpaw is perfect. She is beautiful, loyal, funny, and kind, not to mention Firestar's heir. From her birth, she is destined to become a great and powerful leader. But when danger threatens her Clan, what must she do to protect all that she loves?

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione Granger is a Charms Professor at Hogwarts. As the anniversary of the Final Battle approaches, she finds herself dealing with unresolved grief and the return of Severus Snape.

Zabini is moving in, oh dear. ONE SHOT

Oneshot. Assumptions were always made about someone, whether they wanted them or not, people had other people’s lives planned out in their heads. HGBZ

Oneshot. Snitches were always attracted to her. Who's snitch was it this time? What will result from it? R&R by Lone.

A strange little OneShot cannon BlaiseHermione set after the war.

He puts a hand on her shoulder and place a chaste kiss on her forehead. He whispers into her ear, “He's just confused. He's been gay ever since he could remember. Give him a chance.”

Short, fluffy oneshot about Hermione and Blaise. NonHBP compliant. Rated for mentioning sex underneath the Hufflepuff table.

Blaise receives an unexpected gift. Written for Tamlanes Every day is the 14th on livejournal.

At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU

OneShot. Hermione unintentionally volunteers in potions and it leads to....unexpected consequences. R&R.

In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.

A friendly game of Clue among friends. A mysterious intruder in the Malfoy Manor library. One shot, BZHG. Written in response to the Quietones weekly challenge 32.

COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM

BlaiseHermione one-shot. There is a sanctuary for the seniors of Hogwarts called Holly Grove. It lends some of its magic to everyone. What did it do for them?

Hermione made a strong impression on Blaise by thrusting a naked Draco Malfoy into his arms BZHG, written for the IATQO Secret Santa exchange

She knew that it was more than just a summer fling... and all that she had to do was convince him of the fact. :: Hermione/Percy

OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.

She's oblivious and he was silent.... until now.

Hermione finds Blaise Zabini quite the distraction. A little HG & BZ romantic ficlet.

Blaise Zabini teaches Hermione that it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. BZ & HG romance.

[Gift for Tiny Q] Watching him, she forgot she was the bookworm… she was, however, speechless. With help from an unlikely suitor, Hermione realizes that sometimes behind the games there lies a beautiful simplicity.

Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.

Harry writes a letter...

After a prank war gets out of control, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter have to answer to McGonagall and Dumbledore.

Hermione travels back in time to the MWPP era, where she meets a mysterious young man from her future. Written for the Hermione FQF. ONE SHOT

There is another who had information about the Chamber of Secrets...but no one asked.

A parody of the timeturner fic with a little fun poked at my favourite ship also where Hermione always seems to end up in the time of the Marauders and there is always a staircase involved.

One word: PARODY. The product of too much work, too little sleep and far too much coffee.

Why Sirius chose the name 'Snuffles' in GoF. A MWPP story.