Kyonna Tyrmitore
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Joined 05-18-08, id: 1579930, Profile Updated: 07-21-13

Hello all, Kyonna Tyrmitore here. Actually, Rachel here! Kyonna Tyrmitore is my DnD name meaning Ruby Keeper, Mistress of the Moon. That is all! ;)

Fandoms and Pairings I'll consistently write for:

Sailor Moon (Anime/Manga/Live Action)

Usagi/SeiyaMichiru/HarukaMichiru/Haruka/UsagiHaruka/UsagiRei/UsagiMinako/YatenAmi/TaikiTaiki/YatenLed Crow/Aluminum SirenChibiUsa/HelliosInnerSenshi/ShitennouChibiUsa/HotaruRei/YuuichirouMakoto/MotokiAmi/MakotoMichiru/Haruka/SetsunaRei/MamoruMotoki/MamoruSetsuna/MamoruKakyuu/GalaxiaMinako/ReiLuna/Artemis (human)Usagi/Mamoru

Please note that The Three Lights will always be women in my stories, while only occasionally having the alien ability to swap genders. Also let it be known that any pairing involving ChibiUsa or Hotaru will have them aged 15 and up. Thank you

Harry Potter (Movie)

Harry Potter/Tom Marvolo RiddleHP/Severus SnapeHP/Draco MalfoyHP/Lucius MalfoyHP/Edward CullenDM/Jacob BlackHP/DM/LMHP/LM/SSHP/DM/SSHP/TMR/DMHP/TMR/LMHP/TMR/SSHP/TMR/SS/LMSirius Black/Remus LupinFred Weasley/George WeasleyHermoine Granger/Ron WeasleyRL/SSHP/FW/GWHP/SBHP/SB/RLLily Evans/SSJP/LEHP/DM/Blaise ZabiniHP/BZHP/RWScorpius Malfoy/Albus PotterRW/HP/HGLuna Lovegood/Neville LongbottomHP/Viktor KrumHP/Cedric Diggory

Please note many of my Harry Potter Stories will consist of Mpreg, creature fics, abuse from the Dursley's, Occasional Dumbledore Bashing, Occasional Ron Weasley and Hermoine Granger bashing, constant Ginny Weasley bashing, Sometimes Dark Harry, and other such things. Also, Harry will never be romantically involved unless he's 15 or older depending on the pairing.

Glee (seasons 1-3)

Puck/KurtFinn/KurtSam/MercedesSantana/BrittanyFinn/RachelSam/KurtKurt/SebastianKurt/David KarofskyDavid/SebastianBlaine/KurtBlaine/Kurt/DavidDavid/Kurt/SebastianDavid/Kurt/BlaineWill/KurtWill/EmmaPuck/FinnPuck/Kurt/Finn

I haven't seen season four. I don't plan to see season four. I am of the opinion that Glee went all down hill during season three and season four was terrible from what I have seen, wish is episodes 1-4. Also, it's pretty likely my stories for glee will be AU more often then not. And again, Mpreg is highly likely.

Avengers (and Spider man)

Sherlock

Queer as Folk
Scrubs
Supernatural

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Kurt

2. Mercedes

3. Blaine

4. Puck

5. Santana

6. Quinn

7. Dave

8. Will

9. Sue

10. Brittany

11. Wes

12. David

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Wes/Sam...They've never even met so...no...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I think Mercedes' gorgeous

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Oo...David from Dalton and Will...Will bottoming...The world would end.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No...sadface

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

FUCK YES! Mercedes/Quinn FORTHEWIN!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Brit/San cuz its almost canon...and sue would eat santana it the Not fun way...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Dave walks in on David and Mercedes...Uh, he'd prolly just leave...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Blaine's going through his own little 'butch' phase and joins football. Brittany has a record to keep...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yep, I quite enjoy it myself...Will/Kurt is my guilty pleasure

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Uh...Dave and David...there name was the only thing they had in common.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I'm sure they would if I had any friends on here...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I do :D

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I think SOMEONE would but...I probably wouldn't read it...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jar of hearts in regards to Terri and Emma a bit

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Run for the hills, this is all just bad crack!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

FOREVER AGO D:

17. "(1) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Kurt and Puck are in a happy relationship until Sue runs off with Puck. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wes and a brief unhappy affair with David, then follows the wise advice of Santana and finds true love with Blaine (If you replaced Sue with like...Sam of Finn, and Santana with Burt, this wouldn't be so bad...)

What title would you give this fic?

Cracktastic

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Diiiiirtyyyy

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. 11th Doctor

2. Rose

3. Rory

4. Amy

5. Donna

6. Dalek Red

7. Mickey

8. 10th Doctor

9. 9th Doctor

10. Martha

11. River

12. Dalek White

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She's so hot she's ginger

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh...uh...I'm not sure thats possible...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Plenty

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Noooooo

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Uh...neither?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Bullet through the brain

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

when Amy's away, Rory and Martha transcend time and play.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I'm sure...somewhere...there is.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Exterminate...Exterminate...Ejaculate

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I'm sure theres someone...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yep :D

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I would...;D

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Still not ginger- chameleon circuit

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Dalek on Doctor!!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

17. "(1) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

11 and Amy are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with Amy. 11, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with River and a brief unhappy affair with Dalek White, then follows the wise advice of Dona and finds true love with Rory. (Uh...okay)

What title would you give this fic?

Sure...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Eh *shrugs*

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Kit by Hedwig-hoots reviews
Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.
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It's An Art by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Puck/Kurt. Boxed into a corner by a nasty debt, con artists Kurt and Puck need to both lay low and somehow come up with big money. The one place nobody is going to look for them? Lima, Ohio. Home of Kurt's older brother.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Mail Order Bride by 1farmergirl reviews
It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete