The only person who has ever believed in the goodness of Draco Malfoy had been torn from his life several years ago. With her back, will Draco really be able to kill a muggle girl he may have feelings for so he can pass initiation as a Death Eater?

This story is guaranteed to make you laugh...and probably judge me a little. p It's honestly JUST FOR FUN! Read if sad. WARNING-may cause stomach problems and suffocation due to hysterics in future chapters!Don't read if you have heart complications!

NO LONGER UPDATING: Look at my profile for more info. Everyone has crushes, but Harry is the guy who chooses a girlfriend who will need to be rescued, or will she?...R&R please!

Lily Evans is used to the undying love James Potter has bestowed upon her, much to her dismay. Would a change in Potter's affections cause a change in the heart of this 16-year-old red head? Or is she still unimpressed? Lily's journal-6th year

It's Legolas and Aragorn and everyone else, in high school! Arwen's a slut, Gimli's the only dwarf in the school, and Elrond and Galadriel are teachers. This should get interesting! Remember, this is a PARODY. It's not wellwritten, just entertaining!

the Masquerettes, the only other group in school ever to challenge the Marauders. They've been competting forever who can pull off the bigger prank. but will an unlikely romance change all that?

Lily and James have disliked each other since the first day they met. But throw in a wand, a handful of insults, and a bottle of Werschel's Wickedly Haggish Hot Lava into the MWPP era and what do you get? A different love story of their very own.