Hey peepz!! Whats up? I AM NARUTOOO!! BELIEVE IT SO READ MY STORIES AND PREPARE TO ENTER THE UZUMAKI!! READ THEM! READ THEM AND FEAR MEEEE!! Um SakuraHarunoKinomoto and I go to the same school and im in band and shes in choir/colour gaurd(but be afraid of her with a flag!!) but ill TTYL!!AND!! Always remember...1.RAMEN RULEZ!! 2.ALWAYS LOVE RAMEN!! and 3. RAMEN IS GOOD FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, SUPPER, AND DESSERT

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,animefan0000012345, kattylin, xo Misunderstood Kunoichi ox, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, NarutodrtUzumaki

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun".

you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

TOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I FELL FOR IT!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

his is cool:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try ti run up a tree.

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application

spout out a random character quote on command

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

When you run, you run with your arms behind you

Try to walk on top of a hot spring

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage

Write your name in blood on a big scroll

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage