"Men categorize women in one of four ways: Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches. Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman. But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you. The sexual attractiveness of the slut. The wisdom of the mother. The integrity of the virgin. The independence of the bitch. This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously." -Syrup

Name: Ruben

Age: Nineteen

Personality Synopsis: I am a college student and working woman by day and a fire breathing dragon at night - demanding my boyfriend to make passionate love to me to kill my frustrations and yelling at my cats for not understanding my human strife. Basically, I'm an average white bitch. I wish to have fabulous things, but I'm broke. I want to have a movie-inspired friendships where we go on teenage angst adventure on a Monday, but we just go to Taco Bell and drink beer. I desire great tits, but I can't afford a Bombshell and I like my Disney Princess bras I found at Spencer's. However, I ultimately love to write. It is my ultimate entertainment and I hope whoever is reading this is also entertained by my stories.

Writer Bio: I’m all over the place when it comes to concocting stories. Sometimes I’m a perfectionist when it comes to things being in character and sometimes I say fuck it and roll with what’s in my head. My writings are all a reflection of me – my mind, my fantasies, my interests, and my experiences. I won’t make a story based on a cloudy dream where every aspect is timed and placed flawlessly because that’s not life. No one can relate to that. I’m not suggesting I’m a perfect author. No one is. If you enjoy my work so far (which is not much – but slowly growing!) please feel free to read, review, offer advice, etc. I love feedback. I use to write stories on an older account, but now I’m starting fresh. So new readers and new constructive critics is exciting to me.

And, uh – that’s about it. I’ll see you, my slowly growing followers, later! *awkward wink*