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I like what you've done with the place. ;)

Me: 16/M/Cali. ISTJ. Smart, funny, handsome, narcissistic. Writer, reader, liar, cheater (only in fun) and antisocial metrosexual. Amateur philosophist, budding musician, ardent audiophile, and delusional dreamer/photographer. I like pretty much all music there is.

What I like: Well-written stories in which the author sticks to something new and exciting and puts just a little more awesome out into the world.

My realities: Canon is fun sometimes. AU is usually better. Changing just a couple things, like Fred or Sirius or Lupin or Tonks, is not really cool by me. I think they'd do that if given the choice, so JK didn't do anything wrong by writing them those honorable endings.

My favorite stories: My actual favorites list is more of a 'like' list so I can find cool stuff later, but I'd have to say my real faves are From Order, Chaos (Jade Sabre) Better to Have Lost (The Inkgirl) A Storm, a Dream, and the Taste of Strawberries (Day Met the Night) Let the Games Begin (The Akatsuki Wolf) Everybody Loves Luna! (Sweet Kagamine Kiss) Snaps (Jewels5) That Potter Boy (BadgerInMySoup) Locked in a Broom Closet (Meg1614) Confrontations in the Common Room (Seel'vor) & Like Braille (Almost Anonymous)

My favorite authors: I've read great stuff from others, but the best ones with continued awesomeness are Rorschach's Blot, nonjohn, chem prof, canoncansodoff, and Sweet Kagamine Kiss.

My ships: Any combination of Luna, Hermione, and Harry, just so long as Luna's the Dom. Miku/Kaito I guess. JP/LE, Neville/Luna, Harry/Katie.

My OTP:
Can we just ship everyone? They can make babies and stuff.
Whomwecanthenshipandwriteaboutandhavefunwithanditllbethegreatestthingeversoyeaandstuff

In-the-works:

Sorted: The Houses Once More. Probably the most ambitious project. It's supposed to be a rewrite of, um, all seven books, rewritten into four (1 and 2, 3 and 4, 5 and 6, 7) with Harry and Draco as the main characters and Hermione, Ron, and Katie Bell as supporting. Canon up until the Hogwarts Express, except that Snape's conversation with Dumbledore on Sorting too soon happened before Harry was orphaned, and Draco's dad hit him once. Once. Don't expect the first chapter soon. Intended to be 800k. Updating.

Brothers Grimm. Regulus is being held captive by Snape and interrogated about what the Dark Lord had him doing. Eventually, he learns that Sirius has escaped, and that gives him ideas. Starts at the end of Harry's third year. Prologue and first chapter are nearly done. Expect short chapters and irregular installments. Discontinued.

Muddy Rivers, Bloody Rivers. Canon-compatible. Muggleborn kid starts a revolution for muggle and mudblood rights that turns into a terrorization campaign for his own power. Set just after the Book 7 epilogue. Pretty dark. I have the pivotal scene(s) written but my efforts will more likely go to Sorted. Intended to be In progress.

Jily theatre fic. Might not actually go on here, it might just be a tumblr thing. Intended to be In progress

Dragon Pox: Hiccup x Astrid prank, post-HTTYD. Intended to be In progress.

Ideas:

Got Dragons? HTTYD/GoT crossover. Drogon runs away from home (Meereen) during his rebellious teenage phase, and Dany comes to Berk chasing after him. She meets Astrid and Hiccup, while shenanigans ensue.

UST Jily fic. How James got Head Boy and why he matured because of it

Harry doesnt love anyone because he mistrusts dumbledore and co and voldemorts influence is turning him evil, lust after hermione causes friendship problems and they try to make him actually love her so he can get some protection.

Cosmos/LotR crossover

Harry Potter in Victorian London

Fred & George find the Marauder's Map, Room of Requirement, Dungbombs, and Amortentia. The twins ship Harry/Ginny (or she threatens them with Bat-Bogies, but that's part of the fun ;-) Canon-compatible (mostly) but I had to time-warp to make stuff fit together. Sort of a behind-the-scenes from the twins' POV. Fred &George in Filch's Office for Dungbombs, set off more, find Marauders Map in filchs desk, fred finds Wand in filchs belt while george is being chased, alohomora, escape, find Room of requirement, Brooms closet, fred needs Chamber pot, find packages of Dungbombs, firecrsckers, Amortentia for Ginny. Shes in Common room, Asleep on Hw. Owls? What year. They feed it w/her hair to her Boyfriends. Spike rons with random hair from common room, get ginny to hold it in her mouth while kissing harry book 6. Confrontation before when she finds out,? Or hermione.Timing problem: Fred & George find map 4years before giving it to harry and 6 years before ginny is promiscuous. Plans for amortentia, test to see if they love themselves or each other. Write:Insert your own lemon. I'm not gonna write it.

Cinematography of Dorian Gray.

Dramione strip poker roller-coaster.

Arthur Weasley is the Head of the Department of ONE: The Office of Neverending Expediency. This underground group works with covert factions like the Order, the DA, and the Department of Mysteries to keep wizard Britain from spiraling into chaos. He's dealt with Dark Lords, political conspiracies, and Ministry takeover attempts. There's only one challenge remaining. It may be too much. The Department of ONE: The Last Mission. So really I mean really the real story is that Arthur Weasley is a mofrackin badass like the Derpartmernt of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts is his fucking night job, his hobby, you feel me? He fucks around with regurgitating toilets and shrinking keys because that badass motherfucker likes to apprehend jokester criminals as a way to destress from his real job-dealing with the ministry's shit and making sure the entire country doesn't go to hell in a handbasket. He consorts with the department of mysteries, the order, and the DA on a regular basis for contacts and information, while Percy was supposed to be his inside man on the Minister's office before finding out how many timeline events of the last 30 years his dad had been a part of and freaking out while thinking his dad had lied to him and was using him. this entire thing just goes to show how crazy powerful the weasley family is and how much of a real

Hogwarts and other schools have become strongholds against the muggles who want to wipe out wizards after finding out about voldemort. harem style things, maybe houses, all sorts of weird shit. harry is master of the castle, headmaster innuendo jokes? Bad Blood

Daydreams: a series of one-shots based on Harry thinking of Hermione in different situations and getting interrupted. Each one starts from a different point in the books, probably from Yule Ball onward. Spinoffs from canon at every point Harry and Hermione might start up a relationship, then have interludes of breaking the fantasy as the story is shown not to be real. Fanfiction, dreaming, daydreaming, just fantasizing, masturbation, false memories, Fred and george's products, drinking, bad spell/quidditch damage, etc. End scene w/ Hermione in harry's dorm, as she pulls him down the stairs by the hand the die/etc is still spinning, grins and turns and runs down the stairs after her.

Harry goes up to Hermione's dorm, accidentally kisses her, and is wondering why he waited when Ron punches him in the face courtesy of Lavender's horniness. Chaos and new storyline ensue. Could be ongoing? Not sure yet.

Cho Chang's a bitch.

Cho Chang's STILL a bitch.

Cho Chang needs to go die in a hole and remember that she's a bitch.

Some Larry or Hermuna cosplay/roleplay. Could be fluff, could lemon, could be slightly sour or slightly sweet.

Ron's opinion on Ginny's boyfriends OR how she acts with them.

Hurt/Comfort and Humor JP/LE scenes.

Everyone thinks Harry is gay and EVERYONE'S okay with it...

When Sirius and Remus decide its their godfatherly duty to get high with Harry and wage war on Grimmauld Place and Kreacher. . . Humor. No lemon. Do they give Ron brains? Hard to tell, they're theirs. And high as a really high kite.

Harry's RL auror tests during assessment/training.

Dursleys being nice to him for a week until he learns something.
Snape being nice to him. Malfoy?
Test of paranoia, acceptance of weird reality. Pure safety and normality, test of adventurism, not looking for trouble.

characters from clock timer descriptions,

1. Boy meets girl at clothes charity and they form a friendship over being nice and generous to people

2. Meet outside finals late and not let in, girl gets thrown out and goes out the door, guy goes in, gets thrown out and exits to find her with tears streaking tear tracks down her face, staring at her knees and picking at her sweater cuffs/thumbholes. they bond with comfort

3. Meet at school benches park ponderosa leaves group breathless laughing (madison party original) and meets the guy doing contemplative things and feeling melancholy laying on his back on a table under the trees. Romance ensues.

4. Bookstore fic get involved with romance writing and great classics-inkheart clockwork angel quotes-and fall to talking. Tracing shapes on the dusty covers of the books during lulls in the conversation-working?

5. Something from the last days but more rock and romance

More scott westerfeld in general