Name: Probably not Gertrude
Alias: The Lady Lovely or just The Lady
Age: Old Enough to Know Better, Young Enough Not to Care
Gender: The Lady is Female, yo!
Hair: Needs to be cut
Eyes:Smexy!
Status:Sophomore in College; Major Changes At Will
Height: 5'8"
License: Yes!
Birthday:July 7th
Job: The Lady Needs No Job. Her Awesomeness is Job Enough.

Obligatory Quote List:
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"If you're going to be an idiot at least be an useful idiot. Hold my purse while I pick this lock." - E. O'Connell
"We probably should stop bring up the gay rumors. Even if it is hilarious." - E. Green
"You should always look twice as good as you feel, otherwise you're just plain lazy about it." L. Garrison