Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

Step right up! Step right up! Get your kakasaku oneshots here! We have fluff. We have angst. We have tense intellectual discussions about the meaning of life. (No, that last one is a lie.) A repository for mouseymightymarvellous' assorted tumblr oneshots. Ongoing project, oneshots individually tagged at the start of each chapter.

At the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, Sakura takes an unexpected trip into the time of Konoha's Founding.

Honestly, one of these days, Ino'd probably wake up bald at this rate. Because y'know, it's really not cool sending your best friend out on dares that could end with her getting fucked over—literally. :: NejiSaku

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015

Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!

Entering the final kingdom, Sakura stands atop a castle of sand to face down the gods who first orchestrated the curse and began the bloody tradition of collecting human souls in a little black obelisk. Gladiators, Egyptian gods, and blood thirsty pharaohs paint a vivid picture on the inside of her mind as she sleeps, dreams, and struggles once again.

She doesn't think kindly of many criminals, but out of all of them, he'd be her favorite. Madasaku and Uchisaku Police AU

drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."

Sakura is twenty years old, a well-respected medical ninja, and knows what she wants in life. But when she's thrown back in time she's faced with a forlorn 17 year old Kakashi who is so different from the confident man she left in the present. Will Sakura be able to help the past Kakashi? Or will she lose them both? [Art by Neonanything][KAKASAKU FIC]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Sakura is just trying to be normal as she recovers from the trauma of being abducted by the fay as a child. Now an adult, it seems the old world is not content to let her go as she finds herself mixed up in the magic and trickery of fay courts once again ItaSakuShi

Sequel to Foolish: (AU) After her ex-boyfriend cheated on her, Sakura makes a life-changing decision and "runs away" with his brother to the Akatsuki, a special police unit. Friendships will be tested and ( more than one) love will be found. SakuraxAkatsuki, SakuraxUchiha, Sakuraxmulti, one-sided SasuSaku (for now). Rating might change over time.

Sakura finds herself in an alternate universe with a very different Kakashi. Dream Sequence.

To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU

Sakura was his favorite brand. MadaSaku.

AU. One-shot. Love is a tricky game sometimes - especially when you fall in love with a mere crush. Sakura was shy and didn't dare to disclose her feelings towards the handsome shinobi. He looked unreachable. He might have done something, but had no idea of her emotions. This is a story about a clueless Uchiha and a persuasive Sakura and how some loves are meant to be.

After the war, Kakashi is made Hokage, overlooking the rebuilding of Konoha while trying to balance it with his budding relationship with Sakura. It's difficult, but they make it work. The return of Uchiha Sasuke threatens to test what they've built.

Sakura's father marries a woman with eleven sons and Sakura has to learn to live with so many males after a lifetime alone. AU Sakura/multi, but mostly Sakura/Uchiha. Crack, fluff, and humor.

During an espionage mission in Lightning Country, Sakura has to have very loud, very convincing fake sex with Genma in order to maintain her cover. Shiranui won't stop talking about it and Kakashi is about ten seconds away from raikiri-ing everyone in the near vicinity.

Sequel to Clutz: Wait-WHAT? I have to endure the initiation for joining Akatsuki when I never even agreed to this? I don't even know how to play basketball! SakuraxAkatsuki

Deidara forgets he's not talking to his diary and accidently calls Sakura his girlfriend in front of the Akatsuki. DeiSaku, slight SasoSaku. Rated T to be safe.

Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.

Summary: In which one or two people get drunk and a confession happens. KakaSaku Week Response.

Rumors are going around that Sakura has died, so Sasuke allows himself to be spotted in order to confront his former team. What he finds as a result ends up being more than he can handle. A twisted tale of love, tragedy, heartbreak, and hope. (Read it, you may be surprised)

Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.

The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.

A selection of short AkaSaku one-shots written in modern day AU.

Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.

Sakura. Konoha. Akatsuki. "She's not dead," he murmurs, "No. She's here and all of you were too stupid to realise. She was never dead!" He pauses and looks out at the frenzied Konoha. "She wasn't crazy either," he adds, "but you'd never believe me." Slight AkaSaku, SaiSaku.

AU, SasoSaku, Sakura has found herself at a loose end and almost literally dumped in Sasori's lap. A drug dealer has no use for a concussed college student and Sakura just wants to live to see another day. Somehow, they make sense of it all. Lime flavored.

All Kisame wants is to find his sweatshirt and get to class on time. They're learning about sharks today, okay, sharks. But no, absolutely not, Kisame isn't allowed nice things like a sweatshirt being where it's supposed to be and, y'know, sane housemates. Pity. (ItaSaku, modern/college AU)

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]

ShikaSaku: 'He always pictured her surrounded by flowers.'

It all started with one single mission but Neji was easily caught in a certain pink-haired medic's effortless web of sin and desire. Now he struggles between surrendering all control to her and the primal, alpha male need to dominate. It definitely doesn't help that he has worthy competition and that she has them all in the palm of her hand. SakuMulti

Now, whenever someone suggests going to the movies, Sakura can hardly control her blush and all Kakashi can do is smirk. It's all Tsunade's fault, really. —KakaSaku

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.

With the way things are going, Ino Yamanaka feels that she really doesn't have a shot at love. With the way things had gone, Konan Tsuki felt that she should remain single forever. InoxKonan; AU/AR Yuri

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

In which a pretty pink-haired girl unknowingly seduces the equally, or more so, pretty boys in her school. "Ino, Hinata, what's with the boys?" —multisaku.

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.

When he comes at night with his copper eyes and crimson hair, she is alive. When he touches her skin with lust and tremulous desire, she is real. When he pushes himself into her with betrayal and roughness, she is true. Because with him, she exists. And it only takes one man with onyx eyes to ruin all of it- to bring her back to nothing...One-Shot Lemon..RandR - First SakuSasoSasu

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.

This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.

When she is what the monsters of nightmares want more than anything else, Sakura should have been smarter and stayed out of the woods. Another Sakura Harem fic with multiple pairings, mostly SakuraUchiha

It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .

"Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"

Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku

In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.

Being curious about a person is a dangerous state to be caught in. / /Slightly Mature. Not to the point to necessitate an M rating, but consider this a heads-up.

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki

Sasori Akasuna, a former delinquent, is forced to live with his grandmother, Chiyo. With his new life he was expecting a boring existence with rules and regulations but what he hadn't anticipated was meeting the feisty, pink-haired Sakura Haruno

"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku

It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku

Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.

Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

That night he was not a good boy. 20 Men. TobiSaku/MadaSaku

After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?

*MadaSaku* A friendly camping trip turns into something more when Sakura and Madara draw the short straw. Now they have to share a tent and it's damn cold outside. Rated M for a reason.

[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot

Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

In which Sakura has a craving, Neji is pretty much uptight, and the rest of the Hyuuga Clan is holding back their laughter at their resident tensai. AU NejiSaku crackish smut.

Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”

Prequel to Sakura's Initiation: For Sakura, the first day of school was always the worst day. Little did she know that she definitely underestimated the horror until she found herself getting the attention from the entire Akatsuki basketball team... oneshot

Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]

She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka

A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

This was not how he saw his twenty-seven days of enforced celibacy ending. KakaSaku. One shot. MATURE CONTENT

He craved so much for her; he would even cross the gate of hell to meet her. .sasosaku. slight nejisaku. dark,psychotic,mature theme. oneshot.

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku

Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura

What do you get when you have Sasori and Sakura in a shower? Curiosity at its best of course. Gift for Gigicerisier. One-shot.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[KakaSaku][oneshot] Sakura is having his baby. Too bad he doesn't know it.

[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235