About me...

Uhm... 21 years old, college student, I live in Italy, and I'm an Otaku xD hell yeah! xD I like reading manga, writing stories and drawing... I'm currently single, so if u're female, interested, not too bad looking and at least a little horny, leave me a review xD

My fav manga is Naruto, followed by Bleach (only cuz Inoue is way too cute for her own good), Air Gear, Full Metal Alchemist and Gantz in that order... My fav character ever is Hyuga Hinata (Naruto), followed close by Inoue Orihime (Bleach). But don't forget Hanabi Hyuga (so cuuuuute), Sakura Haruno (when she's sweet she's really cute), Ino Yamanaka (hell yeah! I luv u baby!), Yuhi Kurenai (i luv u toooooooo), Rangiku Matsumoto, Anko Mitarashi and Tsunade Senju (whoooooo ur bodies rock!) (Naruto Naruto Naruto Naruto Bleach Naruto Naruto). Male characters? uhm... Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) rocks, but Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) is cooler... but it's dead poor boy -.-' however if I have to choise I'll say Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)... every other male character in each manga listed before is an ass -.-' ah! w8! i forgot Grimmjow Jeagerjaques (Bleach)... he rocks!

About my stories...

Chronicles of Konoha - sperimental fic... my first fic ever in english ghghgh... Humor/Romance rated M, soon to come explicit sexual contents ;) Starts right after Jiraya's death (and that's why is rated M xD u can call it a "tribute" xD): Sasuke is coming back, determined to revive his clan... Hinata and Naruto are growing closerto each other, Anko and Tsunade are going crazy, Hanabi is become a psycho-freak, Iruka is a member of Team Neji, Sasuke is growing more pissed every passing day, Shikaramu's in a very troublesome situation, Ino and Sai seems a couple of rabbits... what else?

Home - I grew tired with Chronicles of Konoha, so I remade the story. Romance/Adventure rated M for lemons later on... After the fight with the 8tails, Sasuke decides to come back to Konoha. Follow him in his quest to gain back his friends' trust, but don't forget to keep an eye on Naruto and Hinata, trying to solve a certain Hyuuga family matter... featuring Chuunin exams, training trips, Hyuuga fights, new teams, a certain Uchiha probation and a lot of Romance, NaruHina obviously...

Stories Status & Preview

Chronicles of Konoha - Discontinued!

Home - Ch1 up in a couple of days (I hope :P)

Drawings

Chronicles of Konoha - Anko Mitarashi - Bed Scene (linearted & colored)

Chronicles of Konoha - Hanabi Hyuga - Chunin Exam Outfit (linearted & colored)

Timeline

08-07-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - ch1: Back (in Black?)

08-19-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - ch2: Reunion

09-03-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - ch3: What the hell?

09-05-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - ch4: Team Anko and Team Sai

09-06-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - drawing: Anko Mitarashi - Bed Scene

09-08-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - ch5: Team Shizune, Team Neji and Team Gai

09-08-08 - Chronicles of Konoha - drawing: Hanabi Hyuga - Chunin Exam Outfit

03-31-09 - Home - ch0: Prologue

Randomness

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or FaceBook

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. You were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Favourite 12 Naruto Characters (no order):

1)Hanabi

2)Itachi

3)Kakashi

4)Kurenai

5)Hinata

6)Ino

7)Naruto

8)Sakura

9)Shikamaru

10)Tsunade

11)Sasuke

12)Neji

1) Have you ever read a 6/7 (Ino/Sasuke) fanfic before?

Nope, but you gave me the idea! starts playing with the 'search'

2) Do you think 4 (Kurenai) is hot? How hot?

mmmh... "I'll rape her on the spot if I ever met her" gives the idea? xDD

3) What would happen if 12 (Neji) got 8 (Sakura) pregnant?

OMG I love that pairing! They'd totally marry and have awesome pink-haired hyuuga childs! kawaiiii

4) Do you recall any fics about 9 (Shikamaru)?

Yeah, a lot of good ones... ShikaIno mainly and a couple of ShikaKure... :3

5) Would 2 (Itachi) and 6 (Ino) make a good couple?

Good? I don't think so... funny? hell yeah xD

6) 5/9 (Hinata/Shikamaru) or 5/10 (Hinata/Tsunade)?

Paws off Hinata! You damn pervert! And what the hell would a TsuHina be? O.o

7) What would happen if 7 (Naruto) walked in on 2 (Itachi) and 12 (Neji) having sex?

O.o It would definetily scare him for life... poor Naruto... lol

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 (Kakashi/Tsunade) fanfic.

mmmh... "Jiraya is dead, and Kakashi decides he has to continue the old pervert's work in his stead... But what does happen when he happens to peek at the blonde Hokage?" ...sounds fun xD

9) Is there any such thing as a 1/8 (Hanabi/Sakura) fluff?

I don't thinks so... sorry for the lack of enthusiasm, but I'm not really into lesbians :P

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Naruto/Neji) Hurt/Comfort fic.

OMG... mmmh... "Soft Side", in which Hinata Uzumaki dies, and Naruto and Neji mourns her together... lame u.u

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Kurenai) to de-flower 1 (Hanabi)?

Oh God, please, that's just so... wrong!... anyway, while training Hanabi on her sister's request, Kurenai would cast a genjutsu on her, and then...

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 13 (Sasuke)?

Yup, sometimes they do... after all he's the main character, isn't it? ...or, at least, Kishimoto-teme seems to think so u.u

13) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Itachi/Kurenai/Hinata)?

Hell no!

14) What might 10 (Tsunade) scream at a moment of great passion?

Probably something on the lines of "Oh, God, Dan, yes!", but that would totally kill the mood with her current partner XP

15) If you wrote a song-fic about 8 (Sakura), what song would you choose?

mmmh, dunno, what about "When you're gone" by Avril Lavigne? (onesided SasuSaku, setting: right after Sasuke's betrayal)

16) If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Hanabi/Ino/Neji) fic, what would the warning be?

M... there's no thing as an "incest warning", is there?

17) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 (Tsunade) to use on 2 (Itachi)?

O.o ...mmmh... what about a "Wanna bet?" (sounds lame u.u)

18) How might 11 (Sasuke) describe a relationship between 2 (Itachi) and 8 (Sakura)?

Hahahaha! mmh... either "Hn. Seems like my brother will succeed in restoring the Uchiha sooner then I will..." or "Uchiha babies... with long, pink hair?" and laugh himself to death lol

Choose 10 Naruto characters (no order):

1)Itachi

2)Kakashi

3)Hinata

4)Ino

5)Naruto

6)Sakura

7)Shikamaru

8)Tsunade

9)Sasuke

10)Neji

1. 1 (Itachi) thinks 8 (Tsunade) is gay/lesbian. Whats 8 (Tsunade)'s reaction?

She smirks, and rape him on the spot. Just to prove her point.

2. 1 (Itachi) tries to kiss 2 (Kakashi),3 (Hinata),4 (Ino),5 (Naruto) and 6 (Sakura),they let him/her?

K: Sure, go ahead. ... Uh, wait, you meant kiss ME? Hell no! puffs away
H: A-ano... I-I... faints
I: Hell yeah! Come here and kiss me, weasel boy! grabs him and kiss him hungrily
N: screams and runs away
S: Oh... o-ok... blushes, while Inner Sakura shouts "Hell yeah!"

3. 4 (Ino) dies, how does 1 (Itachi) and 10 (Neji) react to it?

I: Kisame. We're going back at the main base. Deidara would want to know his twin sister died...
N: glares

4. If 2 (Kakashi) asked a random question to 10 (Neji),what would 10 (Neji) answer?

K: Yo he waves at Neji
N: glares
K: Hey, don't take it personally, but... are you gay?
N: glares minaciously

5. 3 (Hinata) thinks 7 (Shikamaru) is MADLY in love with him/her. But 7 (Shikamaru) likes 9 (Sasuke)! What is 3 (Hinata)'s reaction?

She blushes and faints, of course xP

6. 6 (Sakura),8 (Tsunade) and 4 (Ino) have sexy time. Is it sexy?

Hell yeah! drool

7. Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 (Kakashi) gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 (Kakashi) do to number 5 (Naruto), who is right next to them?

K: ...Yo ...uhm ...Naruto ...is by any chance the seal weakening?
N: sweatrdops

8. What subject would 1 (Itachi) teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?

If 'Massmurder' was a subject, he would be the best teacher in the whole world! xP

9. 4 (Ino) is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?

I: Awwwww... how cute! hugs it

10. If you had the chance to rewrite 1 (Itachi)'s life, how would you change it?

I'll pair him with Deidara instead of Kisame, and maybe make it a little more mean to Sasuke when he was a child... otherwise, I like his life '

11. 2 (Kakashi) and 7 (Shikamaru) are making out. 10 (Neji) walks in...Their reaction?

N: stares, eyes bugged out
K: Yo waves
S: Troublesome...

12. 7 (Shikamaru) challenges 1 (Itachi) to staring contest, why? And who wins?

He wanted to prove to Ino he's not a lazy bastard, but the forgot to 'never cross eye with an Uchiha'... He loses, obviously... xP
(I: Tsukiyomi!) xP

13. 9 (Sasuke) and 2 (Kakashi) are depressed, why?

Sasuke is emo, he's ALWAYS depressed! Kakashi just finished the last Icha Icha novel... and he realized that it was the LAST, since Jiraya is dead...

14. Think 8 (Tsunade) could be a super model?

Hell yeah! drool

15. Do you think 2 (Kakashi) is hot?

I'm straight u.u

16. 1 (Itachi) gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?

I : glares at the cut Hn... foolish little paper... you lack hatred...