BluePotterFan24
 Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride. Hey! it's BluePotterFan24, or depending on who you are, Mary Kate. I'm kinda new to fanfiction, but check out my stories, I want to know what you think! One of my favorite parts about writing though is getting feedback from people, so please review! And also, check out ValentineRose28 and her stories, they're REALLY good. I probably won't post much (or any) personal info, so that's it. Thanks, I hope you like my stories:) btw, i copied alot of the stuff on my profile (not my stories) from flygirl101. she's awesome check out her profile/stories. Just so you guys know, I have new respect for Daddy'slittleCannibal. I'm assuming all of you that have read my stories have also read hers and knows that she faked her death to get out of writing for fanfiction. I was mad, and so were a lot of other people. However, recently she logged on again and edited her profile with a message i think all of you should read if you already haven't. In that message i began to look up to her again as a writer and as a person. She shouldn't have faked her death, but she admitted that she did it, admitted it was wrong, and there was a lot else to it that I can't post on here cause it's too long. you guys should read it. p.s. as you can see, ValentineRose28 (THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! XD XD XD) should NEVER be allowed to create a profile for you. So, here are some tips, if you ever meet her in the future or you already know her. NEVER give her sugar, NEVER give her caffiene, NEVER talk to her at one o'clock in the morning, and NEVER give her a password for anything! She's nuts, but I love her like a sister!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IM INSANE! I HACKED YOU AGAIN, THAT 3 TIMES NOW!!! CHANGE UR PASSWORD, DUMB BUTT!!! SHE RIGHT YOU KNOW, I DONT DO WELL WITH CAFFIENE/SUGAR. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ValentineRose28, i don't care if you hack into my account! so put that in your juice box and suck it! (jk, luv u!:) LOL, YOU SHOULD REALLY CHANGE UR PASSWORD MKAT!!! YOU JUST GOT HACKED AGAIN!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHOULD BE ON MEDICATION!!! Love, ~ValentineRose28 AKA: UR BESTIE XD XD XD DEAR ZEUS, THIS IS YOUR LAWER, DR. WHO, WRITING TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR ASS IS BEIN SUED ONCE AGAIN FOR SHOOTING SOME MAN WITH YOUR EFFING LIGHTING BOLT. HE DIDNT LIKE THAT. NOBODY LIKES THAT. YOU STUPID NOOB. Like, omg jk it's totally just ME!!!!! YOUR BESTEST FRIEND EVRRRRRRRRRR!!! WHAT? YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHO I AM??? IT'S VALENTINEROSE28 OF COURSE! NOW U MADE ME SAD FACE...IMMA GO CRY IN A CORNER! HAHA, NOT REALLY! ANYWAYS, THE POINT OF THIS LITTLE...SPAZZ OUT IS THAT YOU'VE JUST BEEN HACKED SUCKA!!! ok, so like, talk to you later! love you!!! haha! For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in in a book. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things or when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters Crazy is when your mother has to pry books or manga or some sort of technologyfrom your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is wen u brake ur leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is when you're trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift botton. Crazy is when you laugh so hard at something that you fall backwards off your seat in the cafeteria, spit milk out your nose, then forget what was so friggin hilarious in the first place. Crazy is deciding to walk backwards down the stairs in high heels, just to see what will happen. Crazy is spending two hours shuffeling cards for a game you want to play,then when you"re done you just leave the cards and don't even play the game. Crazy is making a snow angel face down, and then thinking you will see it fly into the sky because you made it "a special way". Crazy is making "grass bombs" during recess to throw at people, and then asking them to give it back. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list! 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? god i hate it when people are so stupid. Some of my favorite quotes:) "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." "I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect." "A broken heart is the only thing in the world that you can't fix with duct tape." "Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say, 'are you gonnna drink that?" "everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film" "All people have the right to stupidity, but some abuse the privilege" "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" "When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eye" "Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isn't, then it isn't the end" "You cry, I cry...you laugh, I laugh...You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder!" "Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. However I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife" I have no idea who said those up there, except the third one, that was me:) anyway, here are some I do know... Why do i have to be the poop checker?" "Because returning the runt was your idea, becasue your small and insignifcant and because i'll pumle you if you don't" (Manny and Sid) Ice Age Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much) Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max." Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day... "When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it." "Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning" "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." "People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.” "Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" "Sometimes you need to be strong "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories." "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. " "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " "Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make a good excuse." "Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " "Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." "Imagination is more important than knowledge." "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." "Never memorize something that you can look up." "Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" SOME OF MY MANY Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes: The Director:"'You were designed to be very smart, Max, We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing." "I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'-Gazzy "I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max "For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"-Iggy You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! -Fang,SOF Max: "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' "Just because wonder boy is stuck to the ground doesn't mean I have to be. I've evolved past being stuck to the ground."-Max STWAOES Ter Borcht:"Vhy do You let a girl be de leader?" Ter Borcht"I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely? "Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.-Max TAE "Rowr!"-Fang-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" –Max I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you. – Max "Don't ever leave me again." -Max "Afterall, Fnick is superman"- Iggy I offered to pee on him but they said no"-Iggy You're kidding,right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive then 'fair is fair.' Life isnt fair, Dean. Nothing is Fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you becasue fair is fair? Try 'I need you to help me so i won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe -Max Fang:"Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Fang:"Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Ter Borcht:"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Max:"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max Teacher: This morning i'm going to give a pop quiz about this week's words, just to see where everyone is and where we need to focus "Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang "Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator "Can we see him?" -Iggy "Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel "Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe." - Max "Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max "Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." ~Menclus and my own personal quotes: "are you Zeus?" to my friend maddie who promptly did a spit take all over my food, drink, and face. "if most people in the world are weird in their own way and hardly anyone is normal, wouldn't that make the weird people normal and the normal people weird?" -me to like, anyone who will listen. while my family was at disney world past spring break "ah, the smells of disney world. sunscreen, sweat, and popcorn." "i know right? I kinda expected the happiest place on earth to smell like flowers and unicorn farts" -me and my brother matthew that friend of mine I mentioned earlier writes on fanfiction too, and we were awake at 3 a.m. trying to come up with a random maximum ride story, and we alternated saying the first random thing that came to our heads. this is how far we got before we bursted out laughing for 10 minutes straight. it might not all be word for word though. I started. "The whole flock and I were flying." "we were in the rocky mountains in colorado." "just then dylan got shot in the butt" "so we flew over to the butt doctor that lived conveniently on the mountain we had just flown over" "while dylan got his butt fixed some of us flew over to the next mountain over" "it was ruled by llamas" "they have a nice visitors center there" -tada! "pi r squared? pi rnt sqared, pi r round" -me in math class okay, so my friend mckenzie dates boys with weird names sometimes, like gavin and woody, so my brother and i were trying to come up with funny boy names and couple combos for them. "how about bart" "lol they would be mcbartzie. haha omg she should date someone like, with the names from lord of the rings! aragorn! "what about that one that starts with an f?" "haha frodo! yes! or gandalf! or even better, legolas!" "noooooo! finn!" "yes! that's the greatest thing ever! I am so calling her mcfinnzie from now on!" -end of convo. "you old coot!" "you're a little donker!" "no, I'm a young coot!" - me and my friend sara, haha trust me, it makes sense if you were there. "muffins are just ugly cupcakes (says the cupcake)" "cupcakes are haters" (says the muffin)-my t-shirt and from my friends/family: "pikachu use thunderbolt!" -Matthew in his sleep "did you know that turtles can breathe out of their butts?!"-Sara, you don't want to know "did you gain weight? alot of weight?" Danielle-haha she was kidding. . . i hope "socialistic"-Kayla, also made sense if you were there "is the plural of uterus uteri?" me, maddie, sara, vania, to like, 3 different teachers, wait no it was 4 UTERUSES!!!!!~VR28 "do you want us to come to houston to terminate squirrels?" -my dad, no lie, he texted that to me 5 minutes ago " if you are going to where a flat-bill cap you gotta wear it sideways, not in front. right now you look like will smith from the early episodes of the fresh prince of bellaire." -my brother steve to me in disney world "when you all grow up to be rich and famous and i rule the world with evil penguins as my minions, you all have to buy me a yacht"-ms. landau, my english teacher. "kickapoo! I'm so glad that someone was in the car with me when we just passed that sign because otherwise i'd have noone to scream kickapoo to!" -that same teacher "i feel like I've been beaten with a wet squirrel" -Mrs. Carter, different english teacher. she's from alabama. "lol yeah ikr? I'm sorry for demoting you:) you can be a hooker now if you want"-maddie. again, you don't want to know LOL, YOU REALLY DON'T! IT WAS A VERY BIZZARE CONVO...~VR28 "TAMPONS!" -maddie to my social studies teacher mr. hunt LOL, THAT WAS A GREAT DAY. HE WAS SOOO RED ~VR28 "lol then i'll be interesting umm ping pong pancake bandage"- my friend hunter "ohmigod, ur a f*king genius and i love you. omg, that is an effing brilliant idea"-maddie to me. I'm particularly proud of that one:) YOU SHOULD BE, IT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!!~VR28 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13 flygirl101:D bluepotterfan24:-) The Dash I read of a man who stood to speak He noted that first came the date of her birth For that dash represents all the time For it matters not how much we own; So think about this long and hard. If we could just slow down enough And be less quick to anger, If we treat each other with respect, So, when your eulogy is being read -Linda Ellis How Will You Spend YOUR Dash? some day ur life will flash before your eyes so make it worth watching. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Take the time...to live and love. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Duct tape is like the force, it has alight sideand a dark side and it holds the universe together. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Toesarent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully. (they r to accompany my shins) A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has your number memorized. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. good friend: Will help me learn to drive best friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance good friend: Will watch my pets when I go away best friend: Won't let me go away good friend: Will help me up when I fall down best friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me good friend: Will bail me out of jail best friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up, but it was so fun!" good friend: Will go to a concert with me best friend: Will kidnap the band with me good friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." best friend: Calls my parents "Mom" and "Dad" good friend: Asks me for my number best friend: Asks me for her number good friend: Hides me from the cops best friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place good friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public best friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too (thanks to my Bffs) A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: Then, K N O W L E D G E But, And, So, it stands to reason that hardworkand knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it...and have a nice day at work/skwl NICE!! Copy and Paste If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional series 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile. If you think Rosalie Hale is a stuck up blonde but you luv her n think she wouldn't be Rosalie if she weren't like this, copy this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile 92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their asses off when they heard this(Me), or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile. If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think rainstorms are great, if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is your profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!) If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, copy and paste this in your profile If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile!!!!!!!!!!!! If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (HINT HINT) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. if you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang! If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. -I'm not exactly like this, but i thought a lot of it applied to me. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, the7thflockmember, dusk3ttex01, MiniFeverency, Outside Jokes, Midge1012 flygirl101, bluepotterfan24 When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. "You know what the trouble with real life is? There's no danger music." -Jim Carrey "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "If you know me, chances are you hate me." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." Please Note: "Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within" "Don't judge a book by it's cover, nor a person by their scars" "It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of." "To die is nothing but a long goodbye." HIlarious Quotes Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz "Fragile. Do not drop."(oppsie...) i called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse i never apologise, im sorry but that's just the way i am There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith... What you call dog with no legs? "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams 'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out why the hell you did it' - Allyn Night Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. don't follow in my footsteps i tend to walk into walls Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last didn't get it Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. You can't spell awesome without ME! People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Straight is something crooked that was bent. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. i love you is spelt with eight letters, but so is bullshit best friend - spelt with ten letters, but so is lying bitch I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work. A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too! I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. my imaginary friends think you have problems Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? everyone's entitled to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege it takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap them You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap of an electronic device to make it work again 'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: MR quotes "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX. White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone. White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings. White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag. White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself. -Maximum Ride "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb “Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? I don't know, when I see him next week I'll tell you:) 2. Did you cry when Ari died? almost, but I don't cry:) on the inside 3. Do you think Fang is hot? YES!! um, was that even a question? 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Air-eye is how i pronounce it, but everyone else says air-ee, maybe I'm just weird. yay! 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? yes lol its like i want to say hey whats up chewwy 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? lol yeah I thought. . .ha i didn't even know what to think! 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX YES!! (SORRY GIRLY MOMENT THERE.) 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? ABSOLUTELY 9. Who is your favorite character? i have to say fang. and max. and gazzy. Iggy is great too. ummm everyone? 10. Do you like Jeb? No he is a retard 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? More like "wow, cuz i never saw that coming" sarcasm face 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? YES YES, AND DID I MENTION YES? 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Yeah um angel was annoying me nudge not so much 14. Which book is your all time favorite? STWAOES, or MAX 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? I believe I can Fly;) 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Umm no... 17. Who do you think the voice should be? James Patterson. But if it was Fang that would be an insane plot twist 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? I hear Fang can play a mean harmonica 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? Global Warming coming up in every sentence 20. MIGGY or FAX? FAX!! What if What if you found the one thing you hoped for What if it was taken away What if you got the one thing you worked and dreamt for What if your dreams were shattered What if you found the guy of your dreams What if he turns out to be a horrible man What if your life is going great What if your life takes a turn for the worse What if you find you get along with everyone What if everyone secretly hates you What if you had all the answers What if all you knew was a lie What if you had everything but What if you had nothing-written by skylr YOUR REAL NAME: Mary Kate 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue dolphin 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name): katherine ummmm isabella? 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): purple dr. pepper 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): altamsa (uhhh-ok.) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): campbell (you know, chicken noodle soup, mmmm mmmm good, all that jazz) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): well it's either black bob or black raven, which do you think i'm gonna pick? A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad: Follow her When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you: Give her your attention When she pull's away: Pull her back When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared: Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does When she misses you: she's hurting inside When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -(C.W) Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever wanted to yell at a chararter in a book for being so very stupid copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile put ur ipod on shuffle and fill in what ever song comes up next! 1. How does the world see you? face drop-sean Kingston.-whaaa? 2. Will I have a happy life? whatever you like- t.i. 3. What do my friends really think of me? higher- taio cruz. -idk if thats good??? 4. Do people secretly lust after me? bedrock-young money and lloyd- hahahahaha 5. How can I make myself happy? closer- ne-yo. depite what that implies, i am not a whore;) 6. What should I do with my life? I'll stand by you- glee cast. -love love love that show, even though he sings it to a sonogram 7. What is some good advice for me? love song-sara bareilles. - ooookaaayyyy 8. How will I be remembered? amazed-lonestar 9. What is my signature dancing song? magic-b.o.b (not really, but you know how shuffle is:) 10. What do I think my current theme song is? i don't want to miss a thing-aerosmith- actually pretty cool 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? gold digger- kanye west:(oh thats just great!) 12. What song will play at my funeral?-what the hell- avril lavigne (that's right, I'll be in so many pieces people will wonder what the hell killed me. morbid right? my dad came up with that. 13. What type of men/women do you like? I don't care- Fall out Boy ( i really do have preferences, again, I'm not a whore) 14. What is my day going to be like? Haven't met you yet- Michael Buble. so what does that mean? 15. What will tomorrow bring? Headstrong- Trapt. (that's not even my song) YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. your score:9.5. a bit sad. Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (that's so me, right valentinerose28?) Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8) Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (now if you were also afraid of vampires and there was one at the door that you had to get rid of, you'd just be screwed now wouldn't you?) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off) Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!! it's going to paper cut me to death!) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all over my head oh no im gonna dieeeeeeee!) Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and whit is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and whit is the apsence of color!) Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. i don't even have a comment. what kinda fear is that? Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (wow that sucks i'm whiter than paint. so. . . I'm afraid of myself?) Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i'd be afraid of me too) Ergophobia- Fear of work. "get a job you lazy butt!" "nooooooo anything but that!" Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. (ha really? cause i'm posting this at my grandma's house) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ok who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but im afraid of the word that desribes it.) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so im not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming) Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and diie.) You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. I wonder... - Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? - If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? - How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable? - Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? - If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I put an X by everything I’ve done! Ya I’m honest! Boo YA! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly outx 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story X I was honest with u now u be honest with every one else copy and paste this to ur profile and mark all the stupid things u have done! ()_() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!) sterotypes make me angry like these: I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. Something from me to you: Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind You know when you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. --I Am-- _Really Now look at your wall and and say STUPID outloud, you will see the shadow of a heart appear. If you fell for this, copy this to your profile and show the world!! Lol. You know you did...(damn) if you get "hey look! pretty butterfly!" distracted eas"speck of dust. . . "ily post this "spuirrel!" on your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU I love you, but so does my best friend, so I don't tell you or her. I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me. They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls. Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901(actully sexier than everyone since 1901) Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916(stronger than everyone since 1916) Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916(or she thinks that she is.) Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901(quicker than everyone since 1901) Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843(since before that too) Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987(and still is-always will be) You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday My friends are the kind who would spend hours on end trying to drown a fish. So there is this thing in life called insanity; me and my girls have gone pro. Go ahead and rain on my parade, I have a really cool umbrella. Don't frown when you're sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Life's to short to blend in. Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk, then they spend the rest telling you to sit down and shut up. We were giving 2 hands to hold, 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk, but why only 1 heart? Because the other one was given to someone else for us to find. One day ur prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. Our eyes are placed in front, because it's always more important to look ahead than back. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends. (i honestly wish i could take full credit for this, but even i am now insane enough to completely corrupt someone like her. she was already pretty insane b4 i met her...~VR28) You laugh now because your 3months older than me, but who will be laughing when ur 30 and I'm still 29? They say; guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well i think if u stood there and yelled BANG, u wouldn't kill 2 many people. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh when everyone tries to figure out what the heck u did. When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at the people you hate. I'm the kind of girl who falls then apologizes for it. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Just when i was getting used to yesterday, today came along Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days” Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. Don’t mess with me - I’ve got a stick. He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR! 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table. I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson. There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.(heh heh see conversation with computer above tehe) Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet (OMG,THAT'S WHAT MY PROFILE PIC SAYS!!!) What have you pulled? If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one. If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled I haved pulled a Max, a Fang, a Iggy, Nudge, and Angel. i have also pulled a leg muscle. and yea, that's not just the dumbest joke you have ever heard, it's the dumbest joke i have ever told too. LIST OF PURE FACTS OF THIS WORLD 1. ARNOLD SCHWARTZINNEGAR IS FROM THE PLANET QUARZAAR 2. AREA 51 IN SOUTHWEST USA CONTAINS MUTATED MANATEES 3. LARKS THE SIZE OF AIRPLANES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED OFF OF THE EASTERN COAST OF DENMARK FOUR TIMES SINCE 2003 4. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MACS OR PCS. THEY ARE ALL CREATED, DISTRIBUTED, AND NEUCLEARIZED BY ARNOLD SCHWARTZINNEGAR AND HIS MONKEY MINIONS. 5. UNICORNS THRIVE IN WASHINGTON, DC 6. MISSISSIPPI IS ENGAGED TO ALABAMA, BUT IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS AFTER ALABAMA STARTED SEEING HIS COUSIN, KENTUCKY. 7. DEEP IN THE BOWLS OF ITALY'S MOUNT VESUVIUS LIE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PENCIL SHARPENERS. 8. POLAR BEARS CONTAIN CHLOROPHYLL, THEREFORE THE ARCTIC IS ABLE TO SUPPORT PLANT LIFE. 9. PRINTERS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SWIM 10. SPACESHIPS AND THEIR CREWS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF DEPTH OK, SO, LIKE, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!! TRY NOT TO GET EATEN BY MONKEYS OR COWS! LOVE YOU ALL!!!!~ValentineRose28 :D |
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