I have my future figured out, sorta. I'm gonna be an paediatrician, but I'll DEFINITELY be an author. I'm also gonna minor in either philosophy or theology. I also plan on having four children, two girls and two boys. The boys will be named by their father, and the girls will be Jane Eileen and Margaret Rosina AKA Maggie-Rose.

ABOUT ME.

Name: Nunya Bizness

Age: 16. a little less than two months from now, I will be 17. Dear GOD, I'm getting old fast...

Birthday: November 30th, 1996

Zodiac Sign: Depends. Sidereal, I'm an Ophiuchus. Normal, I'm a Sagittarius. I wish I were a Pisces or an Aquarius...

Bad Habits: Nail biting/eating, hair pulling, nose-picking, cursing, ignorance of the emotions and opinions of others(but I see that as a good thing, because they could be...you know.), indecision(no wait, maybe not...heehee.), split imagination (one is perky-schoolgirl-romance-visuals-in-anime-sparkly-fangirly-sticky-sweet-euphoria, the other is gloomy-gory-horror-drama-monochrome-visuals-seedy-underground-crime-syndicate-crumbly-moldy-depression.),

Beliefs: God; reincarnation; aliens, ghosts, and psychic powered people; The Beatles know the Secret of Life; love always triumphs outside of the Drama genre; death is not an end, but a new beginning all together; hate is just another kind of love; The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42

Fears: Wasps; the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; the color pink; sequins

Foods I ABSOLUTELY will NOT eat: Veal, rabbit meat, goat meat, wild animal meat, foie gras, duck, goose, pigeon, any plant other than cherries or applesauce or dried fruits, fungi.

Pairings I Support: Skilene, Phinbella, Ferbnessa,Hans x my mother, Darlice, Koris now that it's canon, Spandy, Kico, Koju, ManfreddixJohnson(be it girl/boy, boy/boy, or, near impossibly, girl/girl!), OCxOC, Hanlene(Because here, it's canon.), DonatelloxApril, LeonardoxKarai, RaphaelxOC, MichelangeloxOC

Pairings to Which I Am Neutral: Ferbella, Marski, Skans, Kovate, Kipper, father-son Pripper, PrivatexMother Duck, RaphaelxMonaLisa, CaseyxApril

Pairings I am against: I am against Prico. It's just creepy, folks. Pripper as in SkipperxPrivate do a no-no is messed up! Julene is just nonsense to me, Prilene and RicoxMarlene are just frightening. Skihole is too much of a size difference for me to like it, plus what would Cheycartoongirl8 think? Also, pairing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with each other, Splinter, or Shredder is VERY messed up.

Boyfriend: None. I'll wait til I'm 18, thank you very much.

Enemies: Skipper; Kowalski; Mort; Leonardo; The Shredder; a jerkface in my class($%&%$&$%@#&!!!!!!!); creepy stalker on my bus

FAVORITE THINGS!

Food

My mom's pork chops, parmesan chicken, and cherry cheesecake; my sister's cupcakes; my own personal peanut butter sundwiches with butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, apple butter, gummi bears, cream cheese, grape jelly, honey, chocolate chips, noodles, or any combination of the lot; spaghetti and meatballs; meatballs and gravy over pasta or rice; meat in general; chocolate; peanut butter; ice cream; caramel; hot fudge; red velvet cake; sopapillas; spatzle(German meatballs with breaded noodles! It's quite yummy!); apple pie

Drink

Egg nog; chocolate milk; Pibb(Dr. Pepper, Coke, and Pepsi can suck it!); Ramune; Amp energy drinks; Big Red; cherry soda

Manga

Shugo-Chara; Strawberry Panic!; Inuyasha; Ranma 1/2; Sailor Moon; Codename:Sailor V; Life (by Keiko Suenobu)

Films

Madagascar series; Muppets; VeggieTales; Rankin-Bass Christmas specials; The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings series; Identity Thief; Disney movies

TV Series

PB&J Otter; Penguins of Madagascar; Spongebob Squarepants; Phineas and Ferb; Animaniacs; Adventure Time; South Park; The Simpsons; Family Guy; Extr@ (It's an educational sitcom that teaches English, Spanish, German, and French! It's an awesome yet short series that I recommend!); Pokemon; Beetlejuice; 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; T.U.F.F. Puppy; Cheers; Wild, Wild West; Remington Steele; Tiny Toon Adventures; The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy;

Video Game Series

Pokemon; Sims; Super Mario; flash dress-up games

Books

Anything Tolkein; Frankenstein; Magic or Madness trilogy by Justine Larbalestier; A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens; The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer; anything Dr. Suess; Dear Dumb Diary seires by Jim Benton; anything Hans Christian Andersen; trivia books by anyone; books on anatomy; anything Edgar Allen Poe

YouTubers

PewDiePie; RayWilliamJohnson; RockOnPOM; JacksFilms; Tobuscus

Royals

Prince Harry; Princess Diana

Famous Idiots

Charlie Sheen; anyone who has ever won a Darwin Award (one wins a Darwin award for dying in a hilariously stupid manner!)

Ice Cream Flavor

Pistachio almond; peanut butter cup; vanilla; birthday cake; egg nog

Holiday

Christmas; Thanksgiving

List random characters in no particular order.

1. Splinter

2. April

3. Donatello

4. Raphael

5. Karai

6. Leonardo

7. Michelangelo

1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?

(April)

...My dream has come true. THANK YOU, GOD ON HIGH, FOR CHANGING THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER! THANK YOOOOOOOUUUUU!

2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?

(Karai)

...Call her a twig and run for my life.

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

(Donatello and Michelangelo)

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! DX

4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

(Splinter and April)

Commit suicide, like every other fan would.

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?

(Leonardo)

Film the whole thing, get a YouTube account, upload it, and become a TMNT fandom goddess for proving that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real.

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

(Splinter and Raphael)

Kill them both and then kill myself.

7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?

(April)

Give them to Donnie. He needs them more than I do.

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?

(Karai)

Me: ...Sooooo, I hear Leo's planning on gender reassignment.

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a boy band?

(Splinter, Raphael, and Leonardo)

Make a reality TV show about it.

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

(April, Raphael, and Karai,)

To Shredder: STALK DONNIE, NOT ME! Raphael: ...DONNIE! LEO! MIKEY! RAPH'S STALKING ME AGAIN! Karai: ...H-hey, I heard that Leo's come out of the closet! You two should...hit up gay bars together sometime, yeah!

11.)What would you do if (5) and (7) were in a mental hospital?

(Karai and Michelangelo)

Karai being in a mental hospital I understand, since she likes stabbing things for fun. Mikey would simply bugger her till she stabbed him in the neck with a butter knife.

12.)What would you do if you heard (4) singing Poker Face?

(Raphael)

Join him, and make the entire cast join us in a Gangnam Style parody,Ninja Turtle Style!

13.)What would you do if (1) proposed to you?

(Splinter)

This is CF3's mother. CF3 has passed out due to asphyxiation from laughing too hard.

14.)What would you do if (2), (7), and (4) were presidents for different countries?

(April, Michelangelo, and Raphael)

Elect myself Vice President of ALL THREE COUNTRIES! IN SECRET!

15.)What would you do if (2) and (3) got married?

(April and Donatello)

...$#(*&%*#%&*$(&*(&*U#$*E$JH!!!!!!!!CRUY%$TY%&@!RTG% *Head explodes, spewing rainbow unicorns, warm and still beating human and turtle hearts, confetti hearts, and brain matter; just like the rest of the Donpril fangirls out there*

16.)What would you do if (7) tried to convince you they're a purple rhino?

(Michelangelo)

Just play along, and see where it goes.

17.)What would you do if (3) confided in you about their secret love for (4)?

(Donatello and Raphael)

Me: 0.e...What happened to April...?

If you still hold your mother's hand while crossing the street...

If you still wake up early every Christmas Day...

If you still play with children's toys...

If you still have an imaginary friend...

If you still have your blankie...

If you still name your stuffed animals...

If you still wake up your parents if you have a nightmare...

If you still fight with your siblings over meaningless things...

If you still get excited when one of your family members is having a baby...

If you still play on playgrounds...

If you still eat sugar for fun...

If you still have the heart of the child you used to be, copy and paste this anywhere you wish, and be proud of who you are!

WELL, THIS HAS BEEN MY PROFILE. GOODBYE, AND ALWAYS REMEMBER, THAT ANGRY PURPLE MONKEY IN YOUR LOCAL VOLCANO LOVES YOU, BUT IS NONETHELESS DISPLEASED.