I have literally no idea what to put here. But this massive white expanse is taunting me with it's unblemished form and I'll be damned if I let it win. I'm not going to put a quote here, because those that do that are usually the kind of people that I like to headbutt repeatedly. In the face. That doesn't mean to say I don't have any quotes that I like. No, actually I'm one of those annoying people that loves to quote everything, I just think that such quotes lose their meaning when put in this form. And now I have that micro-rant out, I'm calm.

I love Daft Punk, funnily enough, and have been known to kill those that question the mightiness of the gods that are Bangalter and de Homem-Christo. But I like other music too. No, I love other music too. Especially 60's Mod stuff. And The Clash. It's a cold day in hell when my face doesn't light up at the first 3 seconds of Train In Vain. In fact I'm going to stop there and just concede that my taste in music is convoluted and it still confuses my friends when a playlist of mine will have Long Tall Sally followed by Smack My Bitch Up.

I quite like to read, though mostly only educational stuff (I get it, I'm a nutjob). But I strongly believe that anyone that doesn't at least attempt to read Nineteen Eighty-Four should have their genitalia strapped to a halogen lamp.

I'm just about to start uni, with a degree course in Hispanic Studies. I'm also hoping they have a semi-decent Russian course I can take on the side as well. What? Don't look at the screen like that, I like languages, ok? They fascinate me...

For my next trick, I'm going to attempt to write a story. Possibly multiple stories. If I fail, PLEASE let me know, so that I can go, crawl into a hole, drink a crate of brandy, then beat myself to death with the aforementioned crate.

I literally can't get the hang of formatting on this site. It always looks wrong when I do it. Any tips?